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"value": "Toby: \"It’s just a birthday card.\"\nMichael: \"I was going to put that in my message, Toby. All right? So just cross it off. Cross it off, now. [Toby writes on birthday card] What are you doing? Oh come on, you’re ruining it. Toby, come on. Just, look at that. That’s wrecked.... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"You wanted to see me?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, yeah. What do you know about Meredith?\"\nDwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\""
},
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"value": "Michael: There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more abou... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\"\nMichael: \"There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.\"\nDwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Pa... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.\"\nMichael: \"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, i... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"She had a hysterectomy.\"\nMichael: \"Which one is that again?\"\nDwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny here, okay. What am I going to do with a remov... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\"\nMichael: \"Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny here, okay. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?\"\nDwight: \"It could be kind of funny.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [sighs] Com... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"It could be kind of funny.\"\nMichael: \"[sighs] Come up with a joke that I can use, okay?\"\nDwight: \"Mmm-hmm.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Help me out here."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Mmm-hmm.\"\nMichael: \"Help me out here.\"\nDwight: \"Okay. Hey Meredith, where’s your uterus?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, not a uterus joke Dwight. Please. Something useable. A joke."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"I never suggested…\"\nMichael: \"No, no. I know you didn’t intend to, but I just I got the idea and I, uh, I just don’t it has a lot of ethical merit to make people think something. You know? And then prey on their emotions.\"\nOscar: \"Michael, if I gave you…\""
},
... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Meredith: \"“Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”\"\nMichael: \"Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you’re gettin’ old.\"\nMeredith: \"No, I…I get it. It’s funny.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"No, I…I get it. It’s funny.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, Okay, here’s a good one. Um…”Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"Michael, can I talk to you, please? Privately? In your office? I think I should be on the team.\"\nMichael: \"No. And that’s not me being mean, Dwight. That is based on your past behavior.\"\nDwight: \"Oh, please.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Oh, please.\"\nMichael: \"[to camera] When I let him come to my pick-up game…\"\nDwight: \"I apologized for that.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [to Dwight] I vouched for you."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"I apologized for that.\"\nMichael: \"[to Dwight] I vouched for you.\"\nDwight: \"Michael, I…\""
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"value": "Michael: I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight. All right, here’s what I’m going to do. The hand strikes and gives a f... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"Michael, I…\"\nMichael: \"I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight. All right, here’s what I’m going to do. The hand strikes and gives a flower. You are not going to play basketball. But I need somebody to come in and take over the holiday and weekend work ca... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"I can handle that.\"\nMichael: \"Good. Excellent, it’ll be fun. Because corporate, uh, wants someone to be here on Saturday. And so we’re going to have to have some people come in on the weekend, and I know nobody’s gonna want to do it and I know everybody’s gonna comp... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"And that’s why you have an assistant regional manager.\"\nMichael: \"Yes it is. Assistant to the regional manager.\"\nDwight: \"[to camera] Same thing.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, it’s not. It’s lower, so…"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Darryl: \"We’re loading at one.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I see, you’re chickening out on me. You’re bailing on me.\"\nDarryl: \"No, we got a truck going out at 1:15. So, that’s the busy time.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, well, I’m glad that some time is a b... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Darryl: \"No, we got a truck going out at 1:15. So, that’s the busy time.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, well, I’m glad that some time is a busy time because whenever I’m down here it doesn’t seem too busy to me. Oh, oh. You can dish it out, but you can’t take it. OK, fine, have it your way.... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Can I be team captain?\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m team captain.\"\nDwight: \"Can I be team manager?\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, I am the team manager. You can be assistant to the team manager."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Darryl: \"Just getting a tea bag.\"\nMichael: \"Oh ho, oh, he’s running. He’s running. He’s running, but he can’t hide because you know what? One o’clock, you better bring your ‘A’ game. Because me, and my, posse guys are gonna be in your face. Right in your face!\"\nDarryl: \"W... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"[taking off his shirt] OK, we’ll be skins!\"\nMichael: \"Aw, come on Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"What? Shirts on or off?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: On. Just put it on."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"What? Shirts on or off?\"\nMichael: \"On. Just put it on.\"\nDwight: \"You sure?\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yes. Uh, Pam? You kind of have your foot in both camps, why don’t you do the uh, jump ball OK?"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Worker: \"I’m sorry.\"\nMichael: \"Foul! Foul!\"\nWorker: \"I’m sorry. You all right?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, that hurts."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Worker: \"I’m sorry. You all right?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, that hurts.\"\nWorker: \"Sorry, I didn’t mean to do that.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: What’s your problem man? Gah, just clocking me for no reason?"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Worker: \"No it wasn’t.\"\nMichael: \"[mocking voice] Yes, it was. You know what, I’m just being fair.\"\nWorker: \"Oh, really? No, I just put my arm up…\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Game over. Game over. That is it! I’m sorry, you know? I hate to do it ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"New pants?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, yes. Thank you for noticing.\"\nPam: \"Abercrombie & Fitch?\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Uh, they look that good? Wow. [Mike Myers voice] Oh, Pam please behave. Mike Myers, genius. Um, no actually I got them at a fanci... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"In your office? [in Michael’s office] You know that is why you have an assistant regional manager.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, yes. Assistant to the regional manager.\"\nDwight: \"[to camera] Same thing.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, it’s not. It’s ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"[to camera] Same thing.\"\nMichael: \"No, it’s not. It’s lower.\"\nDwight: \"It’s close.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: What was that?"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Todd Packer: \"[on the phone] Is this Michael Scott? My secret lover. My intercom, I told you never to call me here. Never! [Michael’s laughing]\"\nMichael: \"I’m not your lover! I’m am not Michael Scott, I am Dr. Bergerstein. Your proctologist.\"\nTodd Packer: \"[on the phone] ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Todd Packer: \"[on the phone] Bergerstein!\"\nMichael: \"Ah, yes. Ah. [laughs]\"\nTodd Packer: \"[on the phone] Bergerstein!\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: It’s not a Jewish joke, so don’t worry."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Todd Packer: \"[on the phone] Bergerstein!\"\nMichael: \"It’s not a Jewish joke, so don’t worry.\"\nTodd Packer: \"[on the phone] I want my money back you greedy Hebrew. Bergerstein!\""
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"value": "Michael: [clears throat] No, hey, hey , hey. You kn... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Todd Packer: \"[on the phone] I want my money back you greedy Hebrew. Bergerstein!\"\nMichael: \"[clears throat] No, hey, hey , hey. You know what I just wanted to remind you about the game today. One ‘o clock. Big game, big game.\"\nTodd Packer: \"[sounds sick on the phone] I c... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Todd Packer: \"[sounds sick on the phone] I can’t make it.\"\nMichael: \"Mmm. No, you said you could man. We’re counting on ya. You know you’re playing point guard.\"\nTodd Packer: \"[on the phone] I… I’m not coming.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No. Hey…... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Stanley: \"Oh, my ankle!\"\nMichael: \"Stanley, gotta play hurt.\"\nStanley: \"Oh, actually no I don’t Michael.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I just want you know, you’ve been a big disappointment to me today, okay."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Stanley: \"Oh, actually no I don’t Michael.\"\nMichael: \"I just want you know, you’ve been a big disappointment to me today, okay.\"\nStanley: \"[in pain] Oh. Go away.\""
},
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"value": "Michael: I’m in. I’m in. Here we go. [Lonny gets around Michael t... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"What did I just say?\"\nMichael: \"You just said, let me uh… check my notes. You just said…\"\nJan: \"Alan and I have created an incentive program to increase sales.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Hey, hey how is Alan? Tell Alan that the Mets suck... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"We’ve created an incentive program to increase sales.\"\nMichael: \"Uh, huh.\"\nJan: \"At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"At the end of the month you can reward your top seller with a prize worth up to a thousand dollars.\"\nMichael: \"Whoa. Howdy-ho. Wow, a thousand big ones. That’s cool. Do I uh, do I get to pick the prize?\"\nJan: \"Uh, yes. Yes you can.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"Uh, yes. Yes you can.\"\nMichael: \"Um, question: Does top salesman include uh, people who were at one time such outstanding salesman that’ve been promoted to…\"\nJan: \"No, Michael. No. You can’t win this prize.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I did... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"There’s a person here…\"\nMichael: \"And fries!\"\nPam: \"There’s…\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: And shake! What? Go ahead."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"There’s…\"\nMichael: \"And shake! What? Go ahead.\"\nPam: \"There’s a person here who wants to sell handbags.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"There’s a person here who wants to sell handbags.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no. No vendors in the office. That is a distraction.\"\nPam: \"Okay, I told her you’d talk to her.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Pam. Pam. Come on, I’m busy. So just tell her t... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"So am I.\"\nMichael: \"Nobody cares what you think.\"\nDwight: \"Doesn’t matter.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: So uh, you know what? I usually don’t allow solicitors in the office but today I am going to break some rules, and you can have the co... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Katy: \"Regular coffee is fine.\"\nMichael: \"Nah, it’s not. it’s spppplllibbb\"\nKaty: \"No really it is.\""
},
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"value": "Michael: No, here’s the thing. Y’know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets m... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Katy: \"No really it is.\"\nMichael: \"No, here’s the thing. Y’know I do my best to be my own man and go by the beat of a different drummer and nobody gets me, and they’re always putting up walls and I’m always tearing ’em down, just breakin’ down barriers, that’s what I do all ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Katy: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"I have an idea. Why don’t I introduce you around, you know you can kind of get your foot in the door, meet potential clientele, right?\"\nKaty: \"Gosh, I would love to but, my purses, I should, um…\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Mi... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Katy: \"That was on Sesame Street.\"\nMichael: \"I know. I know. I made the connection. Can you believe he’d never heard that before he worked here?\"\nKaty: \"No, I don’t believe that.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I know, it’s unbelievable."
}
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"from": "human",
"value": "Katy: \"[to Pam] Come back…\"\nMichael: \"Oh hey, I want to show you something. Come here I want to show you something. I know you are going to like this. Picked it up today. A thousand big ones.\"\nKaty: \"Is that from Starbucks?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Mi... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Katy: \"Is that from Starbucks?\"\nMichael: \"Yes. This is a Starbucks digital barista. This is the mack daddy of espresso makers.\"\nKaty: \"Wow. Is that for the office?\""
},
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"value": "Michael: Oh, I know what you’re thinking. You’re not prying thi... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Katy: \"Wow. Is that for the office?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I know what you’re thinking. You’re not prying this out of my hands, but don’t tempt me because I’ll give it to you!\"\nKaty: \"I wouldn’t think of it.\""
},
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"value": "Michael: Coffee is the grea... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Katy: \"Oh, nothing. My ride just bailed on me.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, oh! God. I’m sorry. Is there…?\"\nKaty: \"Oh no, it’s um…\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Where you going? Nearby? Because I can give you a ride."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Katy: \"No. I really don’t want to inconvenience you.\"\nMichael: \"God! No, no, no, no. No inconvenience. I mean I’m out of here at five sharp.\"\nKaty: \"At five?\""
},
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"value": "Michael: I can go earlier. ‘Cause I’m the boss. You know, whatever. I... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"It’s actually better this way.\"\nMichael: \"No it’s not. Because I could just click on the icon and then I’m onto—\"\nDwight: \"Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it’s against the rules and everything. Because…\"... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"Michael could I ask you something? I wanted to ask your permission to ask out Katy. I know it’s against the rules and everything. Because…\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no it’s not against the rules. She’s not a permanent employee so it’s not.\"\nDwight: \"Thank you, Michael.... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"Is that all it is? Just a ride home? Like a taxicab?\"\nMichael: \"Well, might be a ride home. Might be a ride home and we stop for coffee and dot-dot-dot…\"\nDwight: \"Please. Please, I am your inferior and I’m asking you this favor. Can you promise me that it will j... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"You cannot promise me, or you won’t promise me?\"\nMichael: \"Listen, Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Do you love her?\""
},
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"value": "Michael: [laughs] Dwight, no. I don’t know. It’s too early to tell. I don’t know how I feel. [Dwight sadly looks awa... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Stanley: \"Is that from the machine that was in your office?\"\nMichael: \"Ummm-hmmm…\"\nStanley: \"I thought that was the incentive prize for the top salesperson.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Very easy to clean."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Yeah, I gave it to you.\"\nMichael: \"Yes you did. Yes, you did. Just checkin’. Just checkin’, double checkin’, checkin’ on the check. Thoroughness is very important in an office and…\"\nPam: \"So, can I..? [points to the door]\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Ryan: \"No, this is Rite Aid Night Swept.\"\nMichael: \"No, it is a perfect smell-alike. I’m not paying for the label. Right here. Give it.\"\nRyan: \"Well, it’s empty.\""
},
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"value": "Michael: Not it’s not, there’s some in the straw. [Michael opens ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Ryan: \"Well, it’s empty.\"\nMichael: \"Not it’s not, there’s some in the straw. [Michael opens bottle and wipes straw along his neck] There, now you may throw it out.\"\nRyan: \"Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: That... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Katy: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I know your hero. Yeah, saving you from Animal Planet Jack over there. [laughs]\"\nKaty: \"Ha. Yeah, asks a lot of questions.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yeah, yeah he is the worst."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Ryan: \"What kind do you like?\"\nMichael: \"Ah, I know, everything really. I love it all. I love music.\"\nRyan: \"Okay, do you like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock?\""
},
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"value": "Michael: Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of ’em."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Ryan: \"Okay, do you like hip-hop? Do you like indie rock?\"\nMichael: \"Yes, I love both of those so much. A lot of ’em.\"\nRyan: \"Okay. Do you like The Strokes?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Mmm hmm. I like ’em."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Ryan: \"Okay. Do you like The Strokes?\"\nMichael: \"Mmm hmm. I like ’em.\"\nRyan: \"Do you like The Hives?\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yes. God. They’re awesome."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ryan: \"Do you like The Hives?\"\nMichael: \"Yes. God. They’re awesome.\"\nRyan: \"You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Ryan: \"You like the Fleebulls, The Glorps?\"\nMichael: \"Uh huh. Yup. That last thing they did was great.\"\nRyan: \"Yeah, I had a feeling you would like those.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Cool, so maybe hook me up with some Fleebulls and some Hive."
... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Stanley: \"I don’t know where they are, I think I threw them out.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, no you di-int.\"\nStanley: \"I think I did.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: W-why did you…"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Stanley: \"I think I did.\"\nMichael: \"W-why did you…\"\nStanley: \"Say, we got to order some more apa-teezers this time. We ran out last year, remember?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yes we should. I… you know what? I wanted one of those skillets of c... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"Really? I’m dropping an atomic bomb on you?\"\nMichael: \"Well, yeah, I mean, what is…\"\nJan: \"You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party…"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"You already had a party on May 5th for no reason.\"\nMichael: \"No reason?! It was the 05 05 05 party…\"\nJan: \"And you had a luau….\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: …it happens once every billion years."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"And you had a luau….\"\nMichael: \"…it happens once every billion years.\"\nJan: \"And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in t... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jan: \"And a tsunami relief fundraiser which somehow lost a lot of money.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, no, that was a FUN raiser. I think I made that very clear in the fliers, fun, F-U-N.\"\nJan: \"Okay, well, I don’t understand why anyone would have a tsunami FUN raiser, Michael. I mean... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Roy: \"[on video] Yes.\"\nMichael: \"[on video] Thank you Roy. Are there any words you’d like to say, on Pam’s behalf?\"\nRoy: \"[on video] Ah, w-we’ll see you next year.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [on video] Yeah, oh, hope not! Oh God!"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jim: \"No, it’s hilarious, you’re right. I just think, um, “world’s longest engagement”, um, we’re all expecting it, you know?\"\nMichael: \"That’s why it’s funny. Every year that Roy and Pam don’t get married, it gets funnier.\"\nJim: \"Well I think if you use the same jokes it... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Nnnnno, there needs to be repercussions…\"\nMichael: \"Just don’t, don’t talk-\"\nDwight: \"…for people’s behavior.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Don’t talk-"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"…for people’s behavior.\"\nMichael: \"Don’t talk-\"\nDwight: \"And it’s-\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Just STAP IT YAP IT!!!!"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Stanley: \"You said, we could bring our families.\"\nMichael: \"I did. And why didn’t ya Stanley?\"\nStanley: \"I did, my wife’s name is Terri.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, I’m looking forward to meeting Terri."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Stanley: \"I did, my wife’s name is Terri.\"\nMichael: \"Well, I’m looking forward to meeting Terri.\"\nStanley: \"It’s this person who’s hand I’m holding Michael.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [to Dwight, in a low voice] Shut it. [normal voice] Um, good.... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Phyllis: \"This says “Bushiest Beaver”.\"\nMichael: \"What? I told them busiest…idiots.\"\nPhyllis: \"It’s, it’s fine.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, we’ll fix it up. You don’t have to display that."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Kelly: \"“Spicy Curry”, what’s that mean?\"\nMichael: \"Um, not everything means something, it’s just a joke.\"\nKelly: \"Yeah, but why’d you give it to me?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I don’t know, it’s just…"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Kelly: \"Yeah, but why’d you give it to me?\"\nMichael: \"I don’t know, it’s just…\"\nKelly: \"This is a bowler-\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I know. It’s ju- they didn’t have any more businessmen. So…"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Kelly: \"This is a bowler-\"\nMichael: \"I know. It’s ju- they didn’t have any more businessmen. So…\"\nKelly: \"Yeah, but everyone else-\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Just sit down Kelly."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Jim: \"Mmm-hmmm.\"\nMichael: \"What do we know about him? He’s an accountant.\"\nJim: \"He plays guitar, he likes naval history. He’s a bowler.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [talking over Jim] He’s fat. The fat accountant award."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Michael, I need to talk to you.\"\nMichael: \"Here he is.\"\nDwight: \"I just thought that you might like to know that someone has written something about you on the ladies’ room wall.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Really? What did they say? “Fo... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"By any means necessary?\"\nMichael: \"What does that even mean? What are you… What are you talking about?\"\nDwight: \"It’s the ladies’ room.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Just go and find out what it says and who said it and report back to me. ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"I think many people find that character slightly racist.\"\nMichael: \"Really? Well, he is based on the Chinese delivery guy that I have, who talks exactly like that, so, I think you should take it up with him instead of me.\"\nOscar: \"Look, I’m just saying that there ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Yeah, you know me.\"\nMichael: \"[singing] You down with the Dundies?\"\nDwight: \"The Dundies!\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [singing] You down with the Dundies? You’re all my homies"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"The Dundies!\"\nMichael: \"[singing] You down with the Dundies? You’re all my homies\"\nDwight: \"You know me.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [singing] You down with the Dundies?"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"You know me.\"\nMichael: \"[singing] You down with the Dundies?\"\nDwight: \"Yeah, you know me.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [singing] Yeah, all the homies"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Toby: \"I’m just saying I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to have given Ryan that award.\"\nMichael: \"He’s hot, all right? What do you want me to do about it?\"\nToby: \"Okay, that is fine to feel, but not to act on.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: [s... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Toby: \"Okay, that is fine to feel, but not to act on.\"\nMichael: \"[sighing] It was unanimous, Toby.\"\nToby: \"It wasn’t a vote. You decided.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, okay, I based it on what I felt was unanimous office sentiment, and this i... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Toby: \"It wasn’t a vote. You decided.\"\nMichael: \"Well, okay, I based it on what I felt was unanimous office sentiment, and this isn’t even about what Ryan thinks. It’s about you. It’s about how you feel about the Dundies. Admit it.\"\nToby: \"Okay, that is not true.\""
},
... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Toby: \"Okay, that is not true.\"\nMichael: \"Yes, it is true.\"\nToby: \"‘Cause Ryan asked me to talk to you.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Okay, I don’t have time for this. I need to get on stage and you are breaking my concentration. [imitating Native ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Manager: \"Right now.\"\nMichael: \"Don’t wanna forget that.\"\nManager: \"You and your party really need to leave right now.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Absolutely. Is this mine or is this Chili’s?"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Manager: \"You and your party really need to leave right now.\"\nMichael: \"Absolutely. Is this mine or is this Chili’s?\"\nManager: \"You know what? Don’t worry about it.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Keep it. My gift. [hugs Chili’s Manager] Thank you. H... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Do you want the link because then you could forward it around?\"\nMichael: \"Um, I…\"\nDwight: \"Consider it?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yeah… maybe. Maybe. Well, we’ll see. Because I… I don’t know if it’s… [muffled by jacket over his head] W... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Todd Packer: \"What has two thumbs and likes to bone your Mom? [points at self] This guy!\"\nMichael: \"Kay! Oh, you are so bad! Yeah!\"\nTodd Packer: \"[makes laser gun noises]\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, Boom! Bam! Oh, this guy is out of control! ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Todd Packer: \"bleep, bleep. What’s up, Halpert?\"\nMichael: \"Uh oh.\"\nTodd Packer: \"Still queer?\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Uh oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-o!"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Todd Packer: \"We’re talking blonde incompetent.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, yeah.\"\nTodd Packer: \"Like 10 words a minute… talking.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, to be fair… blondes, brunettes, you know, there’s a lot of dumb people out there."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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