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"value": "Jim: \"Oh, I told you. I couldn’t close it. So…\"\nMichael: \"So you’ve come to the master for guidance? Is this what you’re saying, grasshopper?\"\nJim: \"Actually, you called me in here, but yeah.\""
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"value": "Michael: All right. Well, let me sh... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Pam: \"Uh, yeah. Just a fax.\"\nMichael: \"Oh! Pam, this is from Corporate. How many times have I told you? There’s a special filing cabinet for things from corporate.\"\nPam: \"You haven’t told me.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: It’s called the wastepaper... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"[on her cell phone] Just before lunch. That would be great.\"\nMichael: \"Corporate really doesn’t really interfere with me at all. Jan Levinson Gould. [walking out of his office] Jan, hello. I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton. Right? Not to her face, because… well, not b... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?\"\nMichael: \"Um… Me no get an agenda.\"\nJan: \"What? I’m sorry?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I didn’t get any agenda."
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"value": "Jan: \"What? I’m sorry?\"\nMichael: \"I didn’t get any agenda.\"\nJan: \"Well, I faxed one over to you this morning.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Really? I didn’t… [looks at Pam] Did we get a fax this morning?"
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"value": "Pam: \"Uh, yeah, the one…\"\nMichael: \"Why isn’t it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what’s the problem, Pam? Why didn’t I get it?\"\nPam: \"You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.\""
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"value": "Jan: \"Michael, don’t panic.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.\"\nJan: \"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don’t panic. We haven’t made… We haven’t decided.\""
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"value": "Michael: All the alarm bells a... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"No, no, no, Michael, listen OK. Don’t panic. We haven’t made… We haven’t decided.\"\nMichael: \"All the alarm bells are kind of going… ringie-dingie-ding!\"\nJan: \"I’ve spoken to Josh in Stamford. I’ve told him the same as you and it’s up to either him or you to convince... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"I’ve spoken to Josh in Stamford. I’ve told him the same as you and it’s up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other.\"\nMichael: \"OK. No problem.\"\nJan: \"This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing.\""
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... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Todd Packer: \"Hey, you big queen.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, that’s not appropriate.\"\nTodd Packer: \"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Uh, I don’t know what you mean."
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] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Todd Packer: \"Hey, is old Godzillary coming in today?\"\nMichael: \"Uh, I don’t know what you mean.\"\nTodd Packer: \"I’ve been meaning to ask her one question. Does the carpet match the drapes?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, my God! Oh! That’s… horri... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"I’m Assistant Regional Manager. I should know first.\"\nMichael: \"Assistant to the Regional Manager.\"\nDwight: \"OK, um, can you just tell me please? Just tell me quietly. Can you whisper it in my ear?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I’m about t... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"Please, OK? Do you want me to tell ’em?\"\nMichael: \"You don’t know what it is. [Laughs]\"\nDwight: \"OK. You tell ’em. With my permission. Permission granted.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I don’t need your permission."
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"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"OK. You tell ’em. With my permission. Permission granted.\"\nMichael: \"I don’t need your permission.\"\nDwight: \"Go ahead.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Corporate has deemed it appropriate to enforce an ultimatum upon me. And Jan is thinking a... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.\"\nMichael: \"Assistant to the Regional Manager. So, uh, Dwight tell him about the kung fu and the car and everything.\"\nDwight: \"Uh… yeah I got a ’78 280Z. Bought it for $1,200. Fixed it up. It’s now worth three grand.\""
... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"It’s OK here, but people sometimes take advantage because it’s so relaxed. I’m a volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy on the weekends. And you cannot screw around there. That’s sort of one of the rules.\"\nMichael: \"What is that?\"\nDwight: \"That is my stapler.\""
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"value": "Pam: \"You got a fax.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, thank you. Pam, can you come in here for a sec. Just have a seat. I was gonna call you in anyway. You know Ryan. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you g... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Pam: \"What? Why?\"\nMichael: \"Why? Well, theft and stealing.\"\nPam: \"Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Post-it Notes."
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"value": "Pam: \"Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen?\"\nMichael: \"Post-it Notes.\"\nPam: \"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?\""
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"value": "Michael: 50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know,... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Pam: \"Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents?\"\nMichael: \"50 cents, yeah. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you’ve made a profit… margin. You’re gonna run us out of business, Pam.\"\nPam: \"Are you serious?\""
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"value": "Pam: \"Are you serious?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I am.\"\nPam: \"I can’t believe this. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you’re firing me.\""
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"value": "Michael: But the best thing about it is that we’re not going to have to giv... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Ryan: \"Uh, Shemp.\"\nMichael: \"Curly? Very good. Curly Joe DeRita.\"\nRyan: \"Just Curly. Joe DeRita was different.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Well, comedy’s kinda my thing. Watch this, here’s Curly Joe. Mmm. Me, me, me, me, me, me. Me, me, me, me, m... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Pam: \"Oh, yeah.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I thought I found a lump. I checked the, uh… I check the jewels every month. This time… You know, it’s a little different. It was fine. It was fine. But freaky, man, you know. Testicular cancer, God. Cancer, whoa testicles. So… What’s, um… Wh... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"All right.\"\nMichael: \"Did you have a good weekend going there?\"\nOscar: \"It was fine.\""
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"value": "Michael: Oh yeah, I bet it was fun. [to Mr. Brown] Oh, hey! This is Oscar—"
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Great.\"\nMichael: \"Come on people, let’s get ’em in. Get in the cards! Get in the cards!\"\nMr. Brown: \"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this’ll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philo... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Thank you. Thank you very much. OK. Thanks for filling these out and I promise this’ll be quick. At Diversity Today, our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations. We believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.\"\nMic... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Right. Exactly. Uh, instead, we need to celebrate our diversity.\"\nMichael: \"Let’s celebrate.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Right. OK.\""
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"value": "Michael: Celebrate good times. Come on! Let’s celebrate diversity. Right?"
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Right. OK.\"\nMichael: \"Celebrate good times. Come on! Let’s celebrate diversity. Right?\"\nMr. Brown: \"Yes, exactly. Now here’s what we’re going to do. I’ve noticed that…\""
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"value": "Michael: You know what? Here’s what we’re going... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Mr. Brown.\"\nMichael: \"Ah. Oh, right! OK. First test. I will not call you that.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Well, it’s my name. It’s not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I’ve noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it’s the... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Well, it’s my name. It’s not a test. OK? Um, so looking through the cards, I’ve noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident, which is ironic, because it’s the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to. Now, how many of you are familiar with the Ch... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"So we’re going to reenact this with a more positive outcome.\"\nMichael: \"I will play the Chris Rock guy. I would like to see someone else pull this off.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Well, let’s have someone who wasn’t involved in the reenactment.\""
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Wait a second.\"\nMichael: \"[Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!\"\nMr. Brown: \"Stop it!\""
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"value": "Michael: [As Chris Rock] What you want a cookie?"
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Now, I need you to take these forms. This kind of expresses the joint experience we had today. And I need you to look ’em over and sign them as kind of a group pledge.\"\nMichael: \"[Clears throat] I don’t think I can sign this.\"\nMr. Brown: \"I can’t leave until y... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"We both know that I’m here because of the comments you made.\"\nMichael: \"Here’s the thing. This office, I think this is very advanced in terms of… racial awareness and it’s probably more advanced than you’re used to. That’s probably throwing you off a little bit.\... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Those are my instructions from the Corporate offices to put you through this seminar for the comments that you made. The reason I made copies for everyone was so you wouldn’t be embarrassed.\"\nMichael: \"Well, here I am thinking that you actually cared about divers... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Toby: \"Hey, we’re not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we? [Laughing]\"\nMichael: \"Get out.\"\nToby: \"I’m sorry.\""
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"value": "Michael: No, this is not a joke. OK? That was offensive and lame. So double offensive. This is an environ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Oscar: \"What part Native American?\"\nMichael: \"Two fifteenths.\"\nOscar: \"Two fifteenths, that fraction doesn’t make any sense.\""
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"value": "Michael: Well, you know what, it’s kind of hard for me to talk about it. Their suffering. So who else?... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Oscar: \"My parents were Mexican.\"\nMichael: \"Wow. That is… That is a great story. That’s the American Dream right there, right?\"\nOscar: \"Thank… Yeah…\""
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"value": "Michael: Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Oscar: \"Thank… Yeah…\"\nMichael: \"Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides Mexican that you prefer? Something less offensive?\"\nOscar: \"Mexican isn’t offensive.\""
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"value": "Michael: Well, it has certain connotations."
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"value": "Oscar: \"Mexican isn’t offensive.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it has certain connotations.\"\nOscar: \"Like what?\""
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"value": "Michael: Like… I don’t… I don’t know."
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"value": "Oscar: \"Like what?\"\nMichael: \"Like… I don’t… I don’t know.\"\nOscar: \"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.\""
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"value": "Michael: No. Now, remember that honesty…"
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"value": "Oscar: \"What connotations, Michael? You meant something.\"\nMichael: \"No. Now, remember that honesty…\"\nOscar: \"I’m just curious.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: …empathy, respect… [Phone ringing] Jim! Jim!"
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Thanks for filling these out. I promise this will be quick. We only have about an hour.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. I would like to see us erase 100 years of racism in an hour.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Does this company have 100 years to erase?\""
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Does this company have 100 years to erase?\"\nMichael: \"No, the country.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Oh right, more like 200 years.\""
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"value": "Michael: Yeah, more like a 1,000."
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Oh, my sorry. That is not appropriate.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it’s not ideal but you have to give me some credit ’cause I made it into a word.\"\nMr. Brown: \"Yeah, but it’s not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid.\""
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"value": "Mr. Brown: \"Yeah, but it’s not appropriate. This is not helpful as a memory aid.\"\nMichael: \"I will give you a number of reasons why it is, actually. Okay, first, incest is bad. Racism is bad. No brainer, right? Two, incest. We’re all a family, right? We’re all brothers and s... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott, Diversity Tomorrow, take four. And action.\"\nMichael: \"[mumbling] Should I… turn, no. Do it again.\"\nDwight: \"Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action.\""
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"value": "Michael: Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in c... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Dwight: \"Diversity Tomorrow, take five. Action.\"\nMichael: \"Hi. I’m Michael Scott. I’m in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Products here in Scranton, Pennsylvania but I’m also the founder of Diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over. Abraham Lincoln once said that, “If y... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Pam: \"It didn’t have anything to do with race.\"\nMichael: \"Okay, all right. Let’s keep on track. Keep on point. Let’s do it.\"\nPam: \"One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time.\""
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Try my googi, googi. [Lowerin... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Pam: \"Nothing new.\"\nMichael: \"Lay them on me. What?\"\nPam: \"There’s nothing new.\""
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"value": "Michael: That’s not what you said earlier."
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"value": "Pam: \"There’s nothing new.\"\nMichael: \"That’s not what you said earlier.\"\nPam: \"Oh, do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before for the… [nods toward camera]\""
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"value": "Michael: The most sacred thing I do is care and provi... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"So, which health plan have you decided on?\"\nMichael: \"I am going to go with the best, Jan. I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage, you know, the works.\"\nJan: \"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"Wait, acupuncture? None of the plans have acupuncture. Have you looked at them closely Michael?\"\nMichael: \"I think it was you who didn’t look closely enough at the Gold Plan.\"\nJan: \"The Gold Plan? I’m not even on that plan.\""
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"value": "Jan: \"You know the whole reason that we’re doing this, is to save money. So you just need to pick a provider and choose the cheapest plan.\"\nMichael: \"Well, that is kind of a tough assignment. Um… It won’t be popular decision around the old orifice.\"\nJan: \"It’s your job. S... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jan: \"Michael… maybe… I mean…\"\nMichael: \"There, there…\"\nJan: \"Sometimes a manager, like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time.\""
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"value": "Michael: [scoffs] When have you ever done that?"
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"value": "Dwight: \"OK, first, let’s go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?\"\nMichael: \"Ah, none. You’re picking a health care plan.\"\nDwight: \"OK, we’ll table that for the time being. Two, I’ll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.\""
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"value": "Dwight: \"OK, we’ll table that for the time being. Two, I’ll need an office. I think the conference room should be fine.\"\nMichael: \"You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.\"\nDwight: \"[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.\""
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"value": "Dwight: \"[to self] Yes, I have an office. [to camera] Bigger than his.\"\nMichael: \"Nope, you cannot use it.\"\nDwight: \"OK, I take it back, it’s a workspace.\""
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"value": "Michael: Temporary workspace. You can use it."
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"value": "Dwight: \"OK, I take it back, it’s a workspace.\"\nMichael: \"Temporary workspace. You can use it.\"\nDwight: \"Thank you.\""
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"value": "Michael: If Dwight fails, then that is strike two, and good for me for, ah, for giving him a second chance. And... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Pam: \"Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.\"\nMichael: \"[on phone] Pam, Michael Scott. How’s tricks?\"\nPam: \"Where are you?\""
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"value": "Michael: Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I’m busy, busy, busy. Can’t step away. I j... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Pam: \"Where are you?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, I am in my office. I am swamped. I have work up to my ears I’m busy, busy, busy. Can’t step away. I just wanted to check in and see how everybody’s doing. Everybody cool out there?\"\nPam: \"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Pam: \"Actually, people are really unhappy. Um, Dwight sent around this memo and people are freaking out ’cause the…\"\nMichael: \"Pam! Whoa, whoa, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I, I, I, I gotta go. I’m getting a call.\"\nPam: \"No you’re not.\""
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"value": "Dwight: \"Yeah, you said…\"\nMichael: \"No, no , no, you know what? I said nothing specific because I was so busy. Why don’t you go in there and find these people a plan that will work for them? OK?\"\nDwight: \"I can handle that.\""
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"value": "Mic... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Man On Phone: \"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride.\"\nMichael: \"Its says here that it’s a 300ft drop.\"\nMan On Phone: \"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\""
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"value": "Man On Phone: \"It goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\"\nMichael: \"So it’s not a free fall?\"\nMan On Phone: \"It’s an industrial coal elevator.\""
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"value": "Michael: Uh, all right. Well, once you get down into the mine, wh... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Stanley: \"Oh, thanks.\"\nMichael: \"There you go.\"\nStanley: \"This isn’t the big surprise, is it? Because we’ve been having a pretty horrible day.\""
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"value": "Michael: Uh, nope. Nope. This isn’t the surprise. It’s surprising, um… because you d... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Oscar: \"Michael I need to talk to you.\"\nMichael: \"Sorry, too busy can’t even come to the door.\"\nOscar: \"[opens door] Michael.\""
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"value": "Michael: Yeah, no… [hurries to get up from chair]"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Oscar: \"[opens door] Michael.\"\nMichael: \"Yeah, no… [hurries to get up from chair]\"\nOscar: \"Michael, Michael I… [blinds rustle] … inside.\""
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"value": "Man On Phone: \"Oh, I think we already did our order this month.\"\nMichael: \"No, no, no, no. No, actually to ask you a little favoroonie my friend. Um, here’s the deal. Um, trying to give the troops here a little bit of a boost. And I was thinking that maybe we could bring the... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
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"value": "Man On Phone: \"You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mineshaft? It’s not really a ride.\"\nMichael: \"Well, it says here that it’s a 300ft drop.\"\nMan On Phone: \"Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Man On Phone: \"Well, it goes 300 feet into the earth, but it moves really slowly.\"\nMichael: \"So it’s not a free fall?\"\nMan On Phone: \"It’s an industrial coal elevator.\""
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"value": "Man On Phone: \"It’s an industrial coal elevator.\"\nMichael: \"Uh, okay. So um, once you get down into the mine, what do you do? Is it like, uh… Do you have laser tag down there or something?\"\nMan On Phone: \"No, you just look around. It’s a historically preserved coal mine.\... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Man On Phone: \"No, you just look around. It’s a historically preserved coal mine.\"\nMichael: \"That’s it?\"\nMan On Phone: \"Well, there’s the adjacent Anthracite Heritage Museum. They got some really interesting old mining tools. There’s also a photo mural exhibit. Uh, bat gu... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
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"value": "Dwight: \"One word.\"\nMichael: \"I’ve really learned from the greats. The great improvisers, Drew Carey, Ryan Stiles, uh, the Brady guy not so much. He’s more the signing, Wayne Brady. Um, Robin Williams. Oh, man, would I love to go head-to-head with him. Oh! That would be exci... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
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"value": "Dwight: \"I wanted to talk to you about the downsizing?\"\nMichael: \"There’s no downsizing.\"\nDwight: \"I, but if there were, I’d be protected as assistant regional manager?\""
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"value": "Michael: Assistant to the regional manager Dwight."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
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"value": "Dwight: \"I, but if there were, I’d be protected as assistant regional manager?\"\nMichael: \"Assistant to the regional manager Dwight.\"\nDwight: \"Yeah, so I don’t have to worry?\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Look, look, look. I talked to corporate, abo... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Okay, umm… that would be Meredith.\"\nMichael: \"Yes! All right, come on down Meredith!\"\nPam: \"But it’s not until next month.\""
},
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"value": "Michael: Um… uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it’ll be a surprise."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"But it’s not until next month.\"\nMichael: \"Um… uh, OK. Well, great, well, you know, it’ll be a surprise.\"\nPam: \"You still want to have a party?\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Yeah, why not? Sure. Go ahead, live a little. Come on, Pam. Come on, ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
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"value": "Oscar: \"Donate to the charity?\"\nMichael: \"Oh, God. Of course I would. Get it over here. Get that over here.\"\nOscar: \"Thank you.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: No, I’m always good… for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"Thank you.\"\nMichael: \"No, I’m always good… for some serious buckage. Wow. Two dollars, three dollars? People out here do not care about diseases. I am going to give you… $25.\"\nOscar: \"That’s… that’s… that’s very generous.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value"... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Hey, you wanted to see me?\"\nMichael: \"Yeah. What do you know about Meredith?\"\nDwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\""
},
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[
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"value": "Dwight: \"I don’t think she’d be missed.\"\nMichael: \"There’s not going to be downsizing Dwight, OK? I just, I need to know a little bit more about my friend.\"\nDwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Pa... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"Name, Meredith Palmer. Uh, personal information, divorced twice, two kids. Uh, Employer, Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards, multiple Dundies.\"\nMichael: \"I know all that. I know all that. I just, I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, i... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"She had a hysterectomy.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] Which one is that again?\"\nDwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Dwight: \"That’s where they remove the uterus.\"\nMichael: \"Oh God! Dwight, no. I’m trying to write something funny. What am I going to do with a removed uterus?\"\nDwight: \"It could be kind of funny.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: You know what, I am on... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"Uh, I can’t. Um…\"\nMichael: \"Come on. A little bit.\"\nMeredith: \"I can’t eat dairy.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Oh, right. God, too bad. It’s so good."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"I can’t eat dairy.\"\nMichael: \"Oh, right. God, too bad. It’s so good.\"\nMeredith: \"Yeah, it makes me sick.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: You know what? If I were allergic to dairy, I think I’d kill myself. ‘Cause this is way, way too good.... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Jim: \"Speaking of which, I meant to tell you. Very impressive, the uh, donation you gave to Oscar’s charity. What was it? 25 bucks?\"\nMichael: \"Well, you know, money isn’t everything Jim. It’s not the key to happiness. You know what is? Joy. You should remember that. Maybe yo... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Oscar: \"Well, that’s what a walk-a-thon is.\"\nMichael: \"I know…\"\nOscar: \"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, “However many dollars per mile.”\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um…"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Oscar: \"It says it right on the sheet. Look, look at the sheet. It says, “However many dollars per mile.”\"\nMichael: \"Right. Got it. Yes. So it does. Um…\"\nOscar: \"I just think it’s kind of cheap to un-donate money to a charity.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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{
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"value": "Meredith: \"“Happy Bird-day” Um… “Meredith, good news. You’re not actually a year older because you work here, where time stands still.”\"\nMichael: \"[under his breath] I don’t know about that.\"\nMeredith: \"That was Stanley. “Meredith, happy birthday, you’re the best. Love, P... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Meredith: \"This is from Michael. “Meredith, let’s hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.”\"\nMichael: \"Because of the downsizing. Rumors. And because you’re gettin’ old.\"\nMeredith: \"No, I… I get it. It’s funny.\""
},
{
"from... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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"value": "Meredith: \"No, I… I get it. It’s funny.\"\nMichael: \"[laughs] You didn’t get the joke. So, that’s cool. That’s, you know what? Actually… I have a bunch of these, good ones, that I didn’t use. Um… Oh, where’s that? Oh, OK, here’s a good one. Um… “Hey Meredith, Liz Taylor called... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"[telephone rings] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Hold please.\"\nMichael: \"All righty then, well I see you’re going for the whole bored supermodel thing. “Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. May I help you?” [takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette] Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.\"... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"I wasn’t really going for anything.\"\nMichael: \"No, no. I get it, I get it, I get it. A child is born, “Oh, oh-hum.” A beautiful sunset, “No, I’ll catch the next one.” Right? Unicorn walks into the office, “Oh, do you have an appointment?” [laughs] Okay, look Pam this i... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"No one’s calling.\"\nMichael: \"I know, somebody will. And we’ll wait.\"\nPam: \"Sometimes there’s a lot of time between the calls.\""
},
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"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: I know, I know, we will wait."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"Yeah, I could tell.\"\nMichael: \"I wasn’t smiling that time and they can tell too.\"\nPam: \"That was a good example.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Thank you. All right, when we get a call I’ll come back and you’ll do the smile."
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Pam: \"That was a good example.\"\nMichael: \"Thank you. All right, when we get a call I’ll come back and you’ll do the smile.\"\nPam: \"Okay. [telephone rings]\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": "Michael: Show time! It’s show time!"
}
] | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
[
{
"from": "human",
"value": "Toby: \"Hi, do you mind if I sign the card real quick?\"\nMichael: \"No, not at all come on in. [Toby signing the birthday card] No, no. You can’t. No, red hair is my area. We have it on tape, so…\"\nToby: \"It’s just a birthday card.\""
},
{
"from": "gpt",
"value": ... | infini-instruct-top-500k | 5.12 |
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