question stringlengths 52 1.51k | answer stringlengths 17 772 |
|---|---|
Deangelo: "That’s the way it goes."
Michael: "Man, he is late. I’m gonna call him. Do you mind? I’m sorry. [calls Deangelo, Deangelo’s phone vibrates]"
Deangelo: "Excuse me. Hello? You running late?" | Michael: No, I’m here. I’m right… I’m at the bar. |
Deangelo: "Excuse me. Hello? You running late?"
Michael: "No, I’m here. I’m right… I’m at the bar."
Deangelo: "I’m at the bar too." | Michael: You are? What bar? |
Deangelo: "I’m at the bar too."
Michael: "You are? What bar?"
Deangelo: "I’m at the bar. The bar that’s located in the lobby of the hotel." | Michael: I… do not see you. |
Deangelo: "I’m at the bar. The bar that’s located in the lobby of the hotel."
Michael: "I… do not see you."
Deangelo: "How long have you…" | Michael: I’m been here about… gosh, over half an hour. |
Deangelo: "How long have you…"
Michael: "I’m been here about… gosh, over half an hour."
Deangelo: "Ok, me too." | Michael: What’re you wearing? |
Deangelo: "Ok, me too."
Michael: "What’re you wearing?"
Deangelo: "I am wearing a grey suit, red tie." | Michael: Are we both at the right place? |
Deangelo: "I am wearing a grey suit, red tie."
Michael: "Are we both at the right place?"
Deangelo: "Which place?" | Michael: I hear your voice. |
Deangelo: "Which place?"
Michael: "I hear your voice."
Deangelo: "I hear your voice, I see your lips moving." | Michael: I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! [holds out hand] Michael Scott. |
Deangelo: "I hear your voice, I see your lips moving."
Michael: "I see your voice in the phone. Oh, man! [holds out hand] Michael Scott."
Deangelo: "Deangelo Vickers." | Michael: Wow… that is insane! [laughter] |
Deangelo: "Deangelo Vickers."
Michael: "Wow… that is insane! [laughter]"
Deangelo: "That is insane, that is the right term. Let’s get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend." | Michael: [entering Dunder Mifflin offices] Here we go! Are you ready? |
Deangelo: "That is insane, that is the right term. Let’s get some Vodka up in this cranberry, and one for my friend."
Michael: "[entering Dunder Mifflin offices] Here we go! Are you ready?"
Deangelo: "I am ready." | Michael: Alright! Here we go! |
Deangelo: "[blinds roll down, Deangelo waving]"
Michael: "Come on out!"
Deangelo: "Hello! [opens door] How are you sir?" | Michael: I am well, sir, how are you? |
Dwight: "Thanks for meeting me."
Michael: "Are you kidding? I’d come anywhere to see a turtle? Where’d you find him."
Dwight: "There’s no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here." | Michael: You know me very well, Dwight. |
Dwight: "There’s no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here."
Michael: "You know me very well, Dwight."
Dwight: "That’s because I’m your right-hand man, Michael, but I can’t do it again. I can’t do it again for a whole new guy." | Michael: Now I’m gonna have to go online and look at turtles or I’ll be off all day. |
Deangelo: "I just prefer it without the name and I thought- I’ve got to start doing some managing at some point."
Michael: "I know, I know, I’m sorry, but if it’s not a big deal we should just-"
Deangelo: "And it really isn’t." | Michael: Is that good? |
Deangelo: "I saw a hawk today. Just sitting right there on the overpass. Looking at me."
Michael: "[to Erin] Shave me. [walks into office with Deangelo] This is going to be funny! Looks like we are going to be shaving buddies!"
Deangelo: "Ok, alright! I love it! I love it! Michael, this is Reggie. He is the #1 yelp rev... | Michael: And this is Erin and she is going to shave my face. Here we go. [Erin puts too much shaving cream on Michael’s face, none on the neck] |
Deangelo: "Ok, alright! I love it! I love it! Michael, this is Reggie. He is the #1 yelp reviewed shaver in Scranton. It’s not even close."
Michael: "And this is Erin and she is going to shave my face. Here we go. [Erin puts too much shaving cream on Michael’s face, none on the neck]"
Deangelo: "Alright. This is how we... | Michael: It really does. This is luxery. Here we go. Ah, that is nice. |
Deangelo: "No, Jim, not everything is life or death. I want to feel comfortable."
Michael: "Oscar, here you go. [throws sandwitch]"
Deangelo: "[uses book to stop the sandwitch’s flight] You’re getting nut particles all in the air!" | Michael: No one had a problem with the air here until you came around. |
Deangelo: "[uses book to stop the sandwitch’s flight] You’re getting nut particles all in the air!"
Michael: "No one had a problem with the air here until you came around."
Deangelo: "[steps into conference room] Everyone, mandatory meeting. Multi-purpose room, now." | Michael: No, that’s good. You just stay in there, stay in there by yourself, loser. No body go in. [disgusted comments by co-workers] No body go in there. Stay where you are. |
Deangelo: "[walks out] Hold on, Hey Michael, Michael, wait up, hold on. Um, so for these meetings do you just jump into business or do you start with some chit-chat or…?"
Michael: "I start with some chit-chat and a maybe a couple of jokes. And you might want to develop a couple of characters. You know what, you’ll be f... | Michael: Ok. [hugs Deangelo from behind] Why did you have to be so damn good? |
Deangelo: "Maybe. Maybe not. 50/50. You know what, it is too bad for this place that you’re leaving. [extents hands for hug] Bring it in, come on. [Michael doesn’t accept hug] Ok. [walks back]"
Michael: "Ok. [hugs Deangelo from behind] Why did you have to be so damn good?"
Deangelo: "I… I’m adequete. I’m half as good a... | Michael: No, no, no. Come on. You are good, they know it. |
Erin: "Oh hey, didn’t see you."
Michael: "You have big plans for tonight?"
Erin: "I don’t know, maybe volunteer at the shelter, or go to bed, or… I don’t know. Maybe I’m going to the Dundies!! [Flashes her Nomination Certificate]" | Michael: You are getting so funny! [Erin giggles] Very good. |
Dwight: "Just a little announcement folks, remember, the Dundies is a black tie affair."
Michael: "Black tie optional."
Dwight: "Every day is black tie optional!" | Michael: A la, tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies! |
Deangelo: "Thank you Michael, uh, but I will have to pass."
Michael: "Think of it as part of your training."
Deangelo: "Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. Boy, okay…" | Michael: [smiling] Okay, well we’ll work on it. |
Deangelo: "Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. Boy, okay…"
Michael: "[smiling] Okay, well we’ll work on it."
Deangelo: "[whispers to Michael] Michael, I’m very, very bad." | Michael: You are doing it. |
Deangelo: "That is true, we do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems, for me it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a-"
Michael: "[cutting him off] Okay, okay. You know what, I didn’t actually lose my keys…"
Deangelo: "This did not happen." | Michael: Mmmmkay. There needs to be what you call a rat-a-tat. And right now it’s all rat and no tat. Ryan come on up here. Tap DeAngelo out. Just watch this. Okay. [Ryan stands next to Michael up front] Ryan how are you today? |
Deangelo: "[laying down, Michael is sitting on DeAngelo’s stomach bouncing up and down in Michael’s office] Me mo. Me mo."
Michael: "Good. Good. Good!"
Deangelo: "Meee Mo, Mee!" | Michael: Now, tell me something terrible that happened in your childhood. |
Deangelo: "Meee Mo, Mee!"
Michael: "Now, tell me something terrible that happened in your childhood."
Deangelo: "When I was very young, my mother divorced my father and I had to go to court and choose between them." | Michael: [getting off his stomach] Too personal. I don’t wanna hear about it. [picking up a portable tape player] Let’s try this. Put these on. [DeAngelo puts the headphones in] I am going to turn this on, and turn the volume all the way up. So you can’t- [DeAngelo winces] That’s right, you’re not going to be able to h... |
Deangelo: "When I was very young, my mother divorced my father and I had to go to court and choose between them."
Michael: "[getting off his stomach] Too personal. I don’t wanna hear about it. [picking up a portable tape player] Let’s try this. Put these on. [DeAngelo puts the headphones in] I am going to turn this on,... | Michael: Say it with an accent! |
Deangelo: "THE DUNDIES ARE-OW-ABOUT COMING TOGETHER! AND RECOGNIZING, THE ADOMINABILITY OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT! [Jim comes and closes the door]"
Michael: "Say it with an accent!"
Deangelo: "[bad Australian accent attempt] THE DUNDIES!" | Michael: [also in a poor Australian accent] The Dundies! |
Deangelo: "Go do it by yourself, get Ryan."
Michael: "No, Ryan would never do it. It’s too on the radar. Look, look. The boss, hosts, the Dundies! It’s sort of our perk!"
Deangelo: "This was not, part of the job description!" | Michael: Listen to me, you’re not doing this for me, you’re not doing this for you, you’re not even doing this for them! |
Deangelo: "This was not, part of the job description!"
Michael: "Listen to me, you’re not doing this for me, you’re not doing this for you, you’re not even doing this for them!"
Deangelo: "Who am I doing this for?" | Michael: [slaps him] You’re doing this for all those kids out there, eating off the Louie Volpies kid’s menu, wondering: Does it get better? What I want you to do, is I want you to say: It’s showtime. Get out there. |
Deangelo: "I can’t. [Michael slaps him again]"
Michael: "Say it."
Deangelo: "Stop, hitting me." | Michael: You can do it, just say it. |
Deangelo: "Stop, hitting me."
Michael: "You can do it, just say it."
Deangelo: "Hit me again. [Michael slaps him once more]" | Michael: Now hit me. [DeAngelo slaps him] One, two, three. |
Jim: "Wow! I do not parent for the award but I gotta tell you It feels pretty good. Uh, Cece, if you’re watching this at home it’s way past your bedtime, by the way how’d this get televised?"
Michael: "Well done."
Jim: "I don’t know maybe being a good dad is just all in your own compass. I don’t know, I don’t know. Tha... | Michael: Alright. [all applaud Jim] |
Deangelo: "THAT’S WHY IT’S BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR MOST OF THE EVENING…"
Michael: "[stopping Manager] DeAngelo is expressing himself. [manager pulls the microphone cable, everyone can still here DeAngelo."
Deangelo: "This is truly special, for me! And uh, anyway. It’s so much lighter!" | Michael: Okay, we’re done! That’s it. |
Deangelo: "This is truly special, for me! And uh, anyway. It’s so much lighter!"
Michael: "Okay, we’re done! That’s it."
Deangelo: "Michael, are we?!" | Michael: We’re done. We’re done! |
Jim: "I don’t know that we need to dissect it all now, but-"
Michael: "That got a big laugh."
Jim: "That did. Pretty huge laugh." | Michael: [to Stanley, who is cracking up again] You were laughing right? |
Dwight: "I’ve got a treat for you!"
Michael: "Ahh, thank you. Like a butler."
Dwight: "Colorado specialty, Rocky Mountain Oysters." | Michael: [Michael takes one and bites] Oh, these do not taste like oysters. |
Dwight: "Colorado specialty, Rocky Mountain Oysters."
Michael: "[Michael takes one and bites] Oh, these do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "[angrily] That’s because they’re Not oysters, they’re bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! [Michael spits it out] Hah!" | Michael: Sick freak! What is wrong with you? |
Dwight: "[angrily] That’s because they’re Not oysters, they’re bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! [Michael spits it out] Hah!"
Michael: "Sick freak! What is wrong with you?"
Dwight: "What is wrong with you? I’m the sick freak? After what you did? You expect to be buttled? You didn’t recommend me?!" | Michael: I don’t own Dunder Mifflin, okay? [Dwight scoffs] The job was not mine to give. [sighs] Look, I need your advice on something. I am told that there are bears in the Rockies. |
Dwight: "What is wrong with you? I’m the sick freak? After what you did? You expect to be buttled? You didn’t recommend me?!"
Michael: "I don’t own Dunder Mifflin, okay? [Dwight scoffs] The job was not mine to give. [sighs] Look, I need your advice on something. I am told that there are bears in the Rockies."
Dwight: "... | Michael: Well, I was just thinking that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket… |
Dwight: "Where did you hear that? Obvious XM Radio?"
Michael: "Well, I was just thinking that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket…"
Dwight: "Great idea." | Michael: …in order to feed the bears. |
Dwight: "Great idea."
Michael: "…in order to feed the bears."
Dwight: "Especially if you think that life would be better without Legs!" | Michael: How do you mean? |
Dwight: "Especially if you think that life would be better without Legs!"
Michael: "How do you mean?"
Dwight: "Black Bears can smell a salami at five miles Michael, what are you thinking?! And they run faster than a horse, so if you were thinking about outrunning one on a horse I would try a cheetah. You, in tight pant... | Michael: Okay, so no salami in the pants. How about a pepperoni? |
Deangelo: "I mean you don’t have a job lined up, so it’s not like you have a desk to put ’em on."
Michael: "Well I have interviews."
Deangelo: "That’s nice. [reaches and a grabs a toy truck] How ’bout that truck? Can I have this little truck? I was thinking I might… glue a stapler on top. Or put a hole here, stick pens... | Michael: Yes. Yes, you know what? Take my favorite truck. Sure. |
Deangelo: "That’s nice. [reaches and a grabs a toy truck] How ’bout that truck? Can I have this little truck? I was thinking I might… glue a stapler on top. Or put a hole here, stick pens in it. [Michael gives an obviously fake smile] You okay?"
Michael: "Yes. Yes, you know what? Take my favorite truck. Sure."
Deangelo... | Michael: Oh you don’t, that’s- |
Deangelo: "You know what? Uh, it’s your last couple days, I’m gonna get out of your hair."
Michael: "Oh you don’t, that’s-"
Deangelo: "I will be in the break room." | Michael: That sounds good. Thank you. |
Deangelo: "I will be in the break room."
Michael: "That sounds good. Thank you."
Deangelo: "Dead man walking." | Michael: Sad? No, no, no. I don’t leave ’til tomorrow, so… Tomorrow I will be a wreck. |
Pam: "[surprised] Okay."
Michael: "Tomorrow I want everyone to have a good time. No drama. And as for today, just a typical day. Alright?"
Pam: "Should we get toppings?" | Michael: What do you like Pam? |
Pam: "Should we get toppings?"
Michael: "What do you like Pam?"
Pam: "[confused] What?" | Michael: What kind of toppings would you like? |
Pam: "[confused] What?"
Michael: "What kind of toppings would you like?"
Pam: "Hot fudge?" | Michael: Sounds good. Fudge it up! [all seem surprised at Michael’s behavior] |
Phyllis: "It’s almost done, but you can’t get them wet, and they can’t be dry-cleaned either. You have to hand wash without water, wring-dry gently, and use a hairdryer on cool."
Michael: "[hesitantly] Sounds great, I just think it’s great. Oh, I have gifts as well! [goes into his office and comes out with a bag] And I... | Michael: Stanley, you love your Sudoku and your puzzles, I bestow upon you, my felt. [gives Stanley a small felt table] May you never lose the fun loving quality in life. |
Andy: "I’m gonna lose ’em."
Michael: "You’re not gonna lose them."
Andy: "I promise you that I will." | Michael: Just do your best! I have faith in you. |
Angela: "Uhm, these are, okay this is us at the theater. And antiquing! Oh, rollerblading."
Michael: "Who’s that? Who’s that guy? [points to second guy in the pictures]"
Angela: "Oh, that’s Thomas, Robert’s aide." | Michael: I guess this could be the one, huh? |
Holly: "[on phone] Hello there!"
Michael: "Hi. What is the name of our town?"
Holly: "Boulder. Is something wrong? Are you okay?" | Michael: No, no. I just needed to hear your voice. |
Holly: "Boulder. Is something wrong? Are you okay?"
Michael: "No, no. I just needed to hear your voice."
Holly: "[Yoda voice] Oh you mean this?" | Michael: [laughing] Yes. [Olive Oyl impression] Yes my hero! |
Holly: "[Yoda voice] Oh you mean this?"
Michael: "[laughing] Yes. [Olive Oyl impression] Yes my hero!"
Holly: "[deep man voice] I’ll pay the rent! [Michael laughs] Okay, my mom’s looking at me and she has no sense of humor. It’s a joke mom!" | Michael: [laughing] Ohh, I miss you. |
Holly: "[deep man voice] I’ll pay the rent! [Michael laughs] Okay, my mom’s looking at me and she has no sense of humor. It’s a joke mom!"
Michael: "[laughing] Ohh, I miss you."
Holly: "Well I’ll see you tonight. I’ll pick you up outside baggage claim." | Michael: Okay. I’ll see you tonight. I love you. |
Holly: "Well I’ll see you tonight. I’ll pick you up outside baggage claim."
Michael: "Okay. I’ll see you tonight. I love you."
Holly: "I love you too." | Michael: [hangs up and composes himself] Yes, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day, but I’m, I’m gonna be leaving tonight. I head to the airport at four. [looks at the list of members of the office, with some names crossed out] And I have said goodbye to half of them. |
Toby: "Well you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder. Rory Flenderson. You should look him up."
Michael: "[grimaces and nods, Toby nods back at him] Okay."
Toby: "[smiling] Okay." | Michael: [walks over to Kelly] Kelly! Kelly? Kelly. |
Kelly: "[doing make up and irritated] What?!"
Michael: "If I just went away right now, would that be the best gift that I could give you?"
Kelly: "Yes! Please! Please go away! And stop using that weird slow voice." | Michael: [in Ryan’s office, which is illuminated blue] She was once my girl, and she is your girl now. |
Darryl: "That’s sweet Mike. Let’s see here. There’s a chapter, called Gum. With one sentence. Everybody likes the guy who offers him a stick of gum."
Michael: "Mmmhmmm. It’s true. Darryl, I have one last wish. I would like to use the bailer."
Darryl: "No. Can’t let you do that Mike." | Michael: No problem. Worth a try. |
Erin: "I wish I knew who my birth mother was, so she could just tell me who to choose."
Michael: "Maybe neither."
Erin: "I’m not attracted to Kevin." | Michael: Erin, listen to me. You shouldn’t rush into this. At all. And you know why? Because you are beautiful. And you are fun. And you are smart. [Erin is smiling] And when the right guy comes along, you’ll know it. You will. [kisses her head] And you know what? You don’t need a mom. Because you have my number, and y... |
Phyllis: "[on the phone] You want the 27-26 or the 27-30?"
Michael: "Phyllis. Phyllis, are my mittens done?"
Phyllis: "No. [trying to finish her sale when Michael hangs up the phone] I’m on a sale!" | Michael: Listen to me. It’s two p.m. From now until four, your priority is knitting. Knit like the wind. |
Phyllis: "No. [trying to finish her sale when Michael hangs up the phone] I’m on a sale!"
Michael: "Listen to me. It’s two p.m. From now until four, your priority is knitting. Knit like the wind."
Phyllis: "Okay… [Jim gives a knowing look to the camera]" | Michael: Dwight, I will be leaving tomorrow. [pulls out an envelope from his jacket] |
Stanley: "Is that it?"
Michael: "Umm, hmm?"
Stanley: "Is that it?" | Michael: [the office looks up expectantly] Ummm… Hm… No. [changing his mind] No. There’s a special guest that I would like to invite to say one last goodbye. So here he comes, he’s coming right in. [walks out and then back in, now using a Vietnamese accent] Oh hi everybody, it’s Ping! [the office groans] And I’m here t... |
Jim: "[brings Michael into his office] So I’ve been meaning to tell ya, I wanna take you out for lunch. For your last day."
Michael: "[sad] Ohh…"
Jim: "What do you think? Tomorrow? Lunch, you and me?" | Michael: [holding back tears] Okay… |
Jim: "Wow, so that’s it huh? Just, four o’clock and you are gone for good."
Michael: "Why am I so sad? Am I doing the wrong thing?"
Jim: "Absolutely not. It’s just that sometimes… goodbyes are a bitch." | Michael: [pulls out a recorder and speaks softly into it] T-Shirt idea, goodbyes stink. Okay, alright. So. James Halpert. [starts to cry] You started with this company, as a fine young man… |
Jim: "You know what I think we should do? I think we should just save the goodbyes for tomorrow. At lunch."
Michael: "Oh, okay."
Jim: "And then tomorrow, I can tell you… what a great boss, you turned out to be. The best boss I ever had. [Jim is holding back tears too]" | Michael: [hears a taxi honking] Oh shoot! That’s my cab. |
Jim: "Listen Michael, I really… I did text Pam, but…"
Michael: "I know, it’s okay. Just, give her a hug. Alright?"
Jim: "[shakes Michael’s hand] I will see you, tomorrow at lunch." | Michael: I am looking forward to lunch. And hearing about what a great boss I am. |
Jim: "[shakes Michael’s hand] I will see you, tomorrow at lunch."
Michael: "I am looking forward to lunch. And hearing about what a great boss I am."
Jim: "[chuckles] You got it." | Michael: Okay… [crosses Jim off his list] Phyllis. |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.