[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "My first day when you hazed me by spraying me with a fire extinguisher."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That was hilarious. The foam …


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Uh,… my first sale, my promotion to assistant regional manager, our basketball game, when you took me to the hospital, and told me that you cared about me."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, right. Okay, that’s enough. That’s good.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "What about when Jan said the branch was closing?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: God, Dwight!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Karen's line: "Yeah, I’m happy he said that. I mean, I don’t think he’s into me or anything, but, I’m kind of into him. So…there you go."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What are we still doing here? It’s over. Let’s go home. Get the car.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[picks up his beeping cell phone]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, this was such a stupid idea! This was so stupid. I am such a stupid idiot. I let everybody down. Everybody hates me. I lost everybody’s jobs. Nobody likes me anymore!


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "[on the phone] Oh my God!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What?!


[User]
In character as Michael And Dwight, answer Dwight's line: "We did it!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael And Dwight: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael And Dwight: We did it! We did it!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael And Dwight.
Michael And Dwight says: "We did it! We did it!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Right here! Right here! [pounds his chest against Dwight’s]


[User]
Reply as Michael And Dwight. Michael says: "Right here! Right here! [pounds his chest against Dwight’s]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael And Dwight: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael And Dwight: Ouu! Ou! Ouu! Ouu!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael And Dwight says: "Ouu! Ou! Ouu! Ouu!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael And Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, baby!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "In your face!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We did it!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "I don’t … have no idea."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t understand.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "I should probably get back to work."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Here… Who’s here?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Nametag?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, please.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Karen Filippelli."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Karen Filip… [In Italian voice] Ka-ren Fili-pell-li.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch. Or, as I like to put it, my family is doubling in size. That’s all I’m going to say about it because I have a gigantic performance ahead of me. And I have to get into my head and focus. [exhales]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who’s next?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "That’s Andy Bernard."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Andy Bernard.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "If I were you…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Saint Bernard.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "…before noon…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m not…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "…to consolidate power."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m not firing somebody on the first day.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Hannah says: "Hello?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ah! Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Our first arrival. Welcome to Scranton. This is Hannah Smoterich-Barr.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Hannah Smoterich-Barr."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Welcome to our humble abode. Follow me to your desk. Your ball and chain is right over here.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Welcome to our humble abode. Follow me to your desk. Your ball and chain is right over here."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know for a lot of these people this is the only family they have. So… As far as I’m concerned, [holds up WORLD’S BEST BOSS mug] this says ‘World’s Best Dad’.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Tony's line: "Gardner."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Gardner! I knew that. There you go. Gift bag… for you. [laughs] Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Michael, I didn’t get a gift bag."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, they’re just for guests. If there are any left over, you can buy one later.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Hannah, who says: "My bag’s mostly pencils."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wh..and coupons… to various hot spots around Scranton. [to Tony] All right! Let me show you to your area, sir. Come on, big guy.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Karen's line: "…to knit."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Welcome, welcome, welcome! [in robot voice] Take me to your leader. Oh wait, I am your leader.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Karen says: "Uh wait, are you a robot or a Martian?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmm… dah. I am actually your boss, Michael Scott. Welcome. Wow! You are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I. or uh?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "Hello."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ah! You must be Andy Bernard. Aloha and welcome!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Michael, thank you for welcoming me to your little kingdom, Mike."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Nifty!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They are nifty! They’re nifty gifties.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "They are nifty! They’re nifty gifties."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know who I really like? Is this guy Andy Bernard. He has got this very likable way about him.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Okay."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to Martin] How are you? Martin Nash, I presume? This is a little gift bag for you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Martin says: "Oh! Thanks."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Martin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Free of charge. Follow me, I will show you where all the slaves work. [shakes head] Not… so, your desk is…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Michael Scott. Thank you. I appreciate it, Mike."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Right.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "This thing is so awesome. It will shred anything. Ooh! It will shred a CD. It will shred… a credit card. It will shred… oh! [whispers] Shoot."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [talking to himself] I present the orientation video.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "We need to talk!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Not now.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Which is higher? Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Ok. Who reports to who?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t care! Dwight! You all report to me! That’s all that matters! The rest of it just work out amongst yourselves, ok?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "And then if I want…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Work it out amongst your selves!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "I…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Please! I have a company to run. Well, you let me run the company?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "One…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Please?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "I just told you."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. Everybody settled in? Good. Why don’t we all proceed in to the conference room? Or, should I say, the banquet hall. For… drum roll, please [makes drum roll noises], the official Merger Day All-Family Welcome Breakfast. Come on in!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Okay. Everybody settled in? Good. Why don’t we all proceed in to the conference room? Or, should I say, the banquet hall. For… drum roll, please [makes drum roll noises], the official Merger Day All-Family Welcome Breakfast. Come on in!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yoko shack.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Meredith, who says: "Hey, champagne."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nope, no. Guests only.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "I eat beef."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, then… consider it poisoned beef. No touchy.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "The beef is poisoned?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, it’s not beef… just… sit down, please. [talks to group] Welcome. Help yourself.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Toby, who says: "Um… You might want these orientation materials."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wrong. Toby, this is an orientation not a borientation.[talks to group] Okay. Do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered. Cell phones and pagers off, please.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "You won’t be disappointed."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let’s face it. Moving to a new job can be very stressful. So I have made an orientation video especially for you newcomers. But it’s not like any orientation video that any of you have ever seen. It’s funny. It’s got a little bit of a zing to it and I hope that it gives you a flavor of what we’re all about here at Dunder Mifflin. And what we’re all about here in Scranton. So let’s just all laugh together and watch “Lazy Scranton”.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Video says: "[Lazy Scranton Video]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sittin’ in my office with a plate of grilled bacon, call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin’.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So check out how we live


[User]
Respond as Michael & Dwight to Michael, who says: "So check out how we live"
Match Michael & Dwight's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael & Dwight: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael & Dwight: in the Electric City!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "What?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: The Electric City. Scranton.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "What?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: The Electric City. Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "It reminds me of the orientation video showed on my first day. ‘The Scranton Witch Project’."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [in video] I am so scared… when people don’t label their personal food.


[User]
Reply as Michael And Dwight to Dwight.
Dwight says: "But the little cars go in the compact spot"
Write only Michael And Dwight's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael And Dwight: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael And Dwight: Spot, spot, spot, spot …


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael And Dwight says: "Spot, spot, spot, spot …"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [on video in background] Spot. Scranton. What? The Electric City. Scranton.What? The Electric City. Scranton. What?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[on video in background] Spot. Scranton. What? The Electric City. Scranton.What? The Electric City. Scranton. What?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, so far, I think it is killin’. I thought it would either be an ‘A’ or an ‘A+’ but I completely forgot that there’s an ‘A++’.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Okay."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh-kay. Sorry to interrupt. I…


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Nope. You’re not interrupting anything. Nope. I’m…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Hannah.
Hannah says: "It’s my left breast."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How did you…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "I don’t know who these new people think they are. I’ve sat downwind of Phyllis’ stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: People hate people that are different from them. That’s natural. But you know what makes people forget their differences? A great show. That is why I created the ‘Integration Celebration’. This is the moment when Scranton and Stamford come together as one. United in applause.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "People hate people that are different from them. That’s natural. But you know what makes people forget their differences? A great show. That is why I created the ‘Integration Celebration’. This is the moment when Scranton and Stamford come together as one. United in applause."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know what a lot of you must be thinking. ‘Wow! What a day! Feels more like a night at a party than a day at work.’ Well, in my opinion, business should feel like a night out. A night… at… the Roxbury. Okay. There’s supposed to be music and it’s… I got it, I got it! I got it. Dwight! Just.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Do you have batteries?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ssshh stupid! Um…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "[sings drum beat intro to ‘What is Love?’]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s it!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Baby, don’t hurt me."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, here we go.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy & Michael says: "Don’t hurt me! Baby, don’t hurt me!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy & Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "Baby, don’t hurt me!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh! Oh! Oh!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy & Michael.
Andy & Michael says: "Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You me? You me? Me you? You! You! You me! Bow Bow Bow!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Whoa-oh-oh-oh."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You me? You me? Me you me! You! You! You me you! You! Oh my nose so itchy, why’s my nose so itchy!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "Oh, probably because of all the nose candy."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughs hysterically] Okay, I told you these guys had a sense of humor.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Really funny, Michael!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, all right, I’m on a roll.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "All right, all right, I’m on a roll."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why are the new people on the table? To show them that we are not above them.


[User]
You are Michael. Karen says: "Shouldn’t we be equals?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Not today. No. Tony! Please join your cohorts on the table if you would.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Tony's line: "No. I mean I can’t physically. I can’t get on the table."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, well. Just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Tony says: "[starts to climb table]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what? I’ll help. I will…


[User]
You are Michael. Tony says: "No, please. No."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t be shy! Dwight! Let’s do this!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "On three. One… two… three."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Bend at the knees. Okay, here we go. Here we go. I’m under this… I’m under this hock here. I don’t know what I’m grabbing here.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Tony says: "All right. All right. Stop. Put me down."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We’ve almost got it. Push it! Push it!


[User]
You are Michael. Tony says: "Let me go!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m right in your crack!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Tony's line: "Put me down!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Up and over.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Tony says: "Put me down right now!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’ve got it.


[User]
You are Michael. Tony says: "I’VE HAD ENOUGH!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’ve got it, you’ve got it.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Hey, hey. Easy."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Easy.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Tony says: "I’m sorry!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t…


[User]
You are Michael. Tony says: "It’s just not going to work for me."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Tony's line: "I was on the fence about this and… it’s just not a good fit."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, we’ll squeeze you in.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Tony says: "I can’t work here. I have to quit."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You can’t quit! On the first day. That’s [deep voice] heresy, my friend! [regular voice] Okay, let’s talk about this. What happened? I mean, what… Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he’s… what?


[User]
You are Michael. Tony says: "No. Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It’s just your management style."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My management style? So… didn’t you think ‘Lazy Scranton’ was funny?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Tony's line: "Excuse me?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You are fired! I’m sorry, but we don’t have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Tony says: "But there’s nothing in my desk except coupons."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t try to apologize to me, man! It’s too late. Just get out! Take your bad vibes with you.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "That was my advice. Remember? I’m the one who suggested that you fire him."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Probably the best advice you ever gave me, Dwight.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Angela.
Angela says: "Maybe that’s because some people treat it like their own private Hooters strip club."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Whoa, Angela! Hold on. Hooters is a restaurant. With over 400 locations worldwide.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "Back to work. We don’t have to get along. We just have to work together."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Stanley.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. We do have to get along. Can’t we all just get along? Or have we forgotten the words of the Reverend King.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "No. We do have to get along. Can’t we all just get along? Or have we forgotten the words of the Reverend King."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: The word merger comes from the word marriage. And that was what today was supposed to be. The loving union between people. Instead, it has become like when my Mom moved in with Jeff. And once again, it becomes my job to fix it.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "The word merger comes from the word marriage. And that was what today was supposed to be. The loving union between people. Instead, it has become like when my Mom moved in with Jeff. And once again, it becomes my job to fix it."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey! Hey, everybody! Something happened! Those guys from Vance Refrigeration, they let the air out of our tires.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Does he ever."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Man, they got us so bad. We cannot let them get away with this. We have got to pull together as one and steal their refrigerators.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "YEAH!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Martin's line: "Hey! Why doesn’t your car have a flat tire?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why? I will tell you why. Because they saved the worst for me. They put a hate note under my windshield wiper. Check this out. It’s so hateful. [reads note] “You guys SUCK! You can never pull together as one and revenge us. That is why you SUCK!”


[User]
Reply as Michael. Hannah says: "For crying out loud."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. No, no, no. No. You are falling for it. You’re playing right into their hands. This is just what they want you to do. Don’t, oh…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Stanley, who says: "Got an hour? I’ll try to explain."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: THIS IS EGREGIOUS! This is egregious!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "Michael!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hi, Jan!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Did you fire Tony Gardner when he was trying to quit?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I did. Major personnel crises averted. Compliment accepted.


[User]
You are Michael. Jan says: "Do you realize, Michael, that we now have to pay him severance?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "What? No. No. No, Jim is your Number Two."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "He’s the only one who has worked with both groups. I sent you a memo about this."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, I know that. For, I do read the memos.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Yes, I know that. For, I do read the memos."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So after a great deal of thought and introspective-shun, I have decided to make Jim my new Number Two.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Michael, I would just like to say you have handled this entire situation with great aplomb."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you, Andy. That’s… very kind. Thanks.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "And I have to say your leadership…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Shut it…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "has brought…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Shut it! That’s… [whispers to camera] suck up!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[coughs sentence] I was making fun of your comeback! That’s why it worked. [talks normally to camera] Totally got the best of that interchange."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And this is, don’t tell me, Martin… Ne… Ne…Nack.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Nash."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Martin Nash. Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Mocha complexion. Supplier relations. Either caught a fish or was standing next to a man who caught a fish in Key West, Florida."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What are you talking about?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[holds up piece of paper] It wasn’t clear on the Google Image search."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, just…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "Okay, Penguin. [laughs]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Smiles.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "Michael, have you met the Penguin?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, nicknames, yay! Penguin power.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Ha, that’s why I wore this shirt."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "Good."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, girls. What’s happening? Startinng to blend? Well, before long, you guys keep hanging out, you guys you are gonna share the same menstrual cycle.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "You know who I really like? That guy, Andy."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Can’t we all get along? No, we can’t. But here’s the thing:


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Can’t we all get along? No, we can’t. But here’s the thing:"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I need somebody to pick a card. [Dwight raises hand] One of the new people, please? Tony? [Tony walks away]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[starts clapping] Very good Michael. Really good. [Michael shushes Dwight]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So I think in order for us all to work together well we must come together as a family and then we can all be [starts to fan out the rest of his cards facing the group showing kings of hearts] a king of hearts.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "[clapping] No, no, it’s better than fantastic. It’s super perfect."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight, don’t, don’t be a suck up.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Meredith's line: "[raises hand] I want to."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay Meredith, let’s give it a shot.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Martin says: "Thank you."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Martin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [clapping] Beautiful. Very good, nice.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Bull… [bleep] [clears throat] Sorry."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We heard it.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Yeah."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We heard what you said. You didn’t cover it at all.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "I had a tickle in my throat."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [points at camera] They’re gonna have… You can’t say that, all right?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Sometimes it hurts Michael."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [cleaing throat] You’re a jerk. Dwight’s a jerk!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Stanley, who says: "Fantastic."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ohhh, wow. Look at that. How cute.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Hannah.
Hannah says: "Uh, sure!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [climbs under desk] Hey, look at me, I’m a baby! I’m one of those babies from “Look Who’s Talking.” What am I thinking? [Laughs] Look at all those staplers! What’s a stapler!? I don’t even know, I’m a baby! Hey, Mom, I’m thirsty! I’m thirsty, Mama! I want some milk. And you know where milk comes from! Breasts.


[User]
You are Michael. Jan says: "We get that money for hiring an ex-convict."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I didn’t hire an ex-convict. Unless they mean Toby. Convicted rapist. [Jan sighs] … I’m just kidding.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Angela.
Angela says: "One of the Stamford people is a criminal?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey Jan, speaking of Stamford, Hannah brought in her baby.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "[whispering] Who is it?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hannah?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Hmm. Martin?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Kuhhhh… you are such a racist.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "Wait, why am I a racist?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Because you think he’s black.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Michael?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why did the convict have to be a black guy? It is such a stereotype. I just wish that Josh had made a more progressive choice. Like a white guy… who went to prison for… polluting a black guy’s lake.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "I wonder what he did."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: In our society, a black man can be arrested for almost anything. He was probably at a sporting event and… saw some people pushing each other, and he intervened.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "Sure. Let’s protect the convicts. At the expense of the general feeling of safety in the workplace. As a 90-pound female that sits in an ill-lit, rarely-visited corner of the office, naturally I agree with that."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Angela.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good. All right. [everyone leaves]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "Jackpot."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just… try to be cool.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I am cool."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, are you cool, really?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "I’m cool, I’m cool, I’m so cool. Tell me what is going on."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um… Martin, from Stamford, was, at one time, in prison. [Dwight starts to run] No. Dwight! Be cool! Be cool!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Lead off with that. She loves hunting. She also loves those ads for Six Flags, with the old guy. [Andy hums Six Flag ad] Got it. Also… do you speak pig latin?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey Martin, how’s it going?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "My dad."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: …Danny Glover. [Jim raises hand] Yeah.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Jonas Salk."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Justin Timberlake?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh. Please. Colin Powell.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Karen.
Karen says: "Jesus."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Apollo Creed.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Apollo Creed."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What’s he wearing? Nothing special, baseball cap on backwards, baggy pants… he says something ordinary like… ‘yo, thats shizzle.’ Okay. Now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.


[User]
You are Michael. Martin says: "So… you all wanna know what I was in for?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. That’s not cool. You don’t have to tell them.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Ryan.
Ryan says: "Prison sounds great."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No you would not.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "No you would not."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This place is not prison. It’s… way better than prison.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Wow. That was… wow."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay! Listen up everybody! Um, you guys said that prison was better than this place, and I heard ya, loud and clear, so, I am instituting some changes to make this more like prison. We are going to start with an hour of outdoor time. So let’s go!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "I can’t feel my toes."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why don’t we… pump some iron? Anyone wanna… pump up?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "I’m going back inside."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, it’s… freaking cold out here. Anybody wants to stay out, you’ve got about… twenty-seven minutes of rec time.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Yeah, it’s… freaking cold out here. Anybody wants to stay out, you’ve got about… twenty-seven minutes of rec time."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh heyyy. Martiiin. You have TV in the joint?


[User]
You are Michael. Martin says: "Yeah, in the rec room."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ah. A ten inch black and white?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Uh, you know what though? I feel like I already sicked him on Pam… we’ll give her a break. Let’s think of someone else."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right everybody, there has been a lot of name calling against our office today. Corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you, who claims that prison is better… than… here. And none of can say “Boo” because none of us have ever been to prison. Well, there’s somebody I’d like you to meet. Somebody else who has been to prison, who can tell you what it is really like [puts on bandanna]. I’m prison Mike! You know why they call me prison Mike?!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "Do you really expect us to believe you’re somebody else?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall, beeyotch?! [employees protest] All right, hey, hey, hey, hey, that’s just the way we talk in the clink. Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight. I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIGHT!! In prison you are somebody’s bitch. Oh, and you. [points to Ryan] You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball. Don’t drop the soap! Don’t drop the soap!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Where… did you learn all of this?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Internet.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "What’d you do, Prison Mike?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I stole. … And I robbed. And I kidnapped… the… president’s son. And held him for ransom.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "That is… quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And I nevah got caught, neither.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "Wow. Prison sounds horrible."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you, Andy. Tanks.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "Don’t encourage him, Dwight."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Angela.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: The worst thing about prison was the… was the Dementors. They… were flying all over the place, and they were scary. And they’d come down, and they’d suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Karen, who says: "Demen-Dementors like in Harry Potter?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, not Harry Potter. … There are no movies in prison. This is my point! You guys got it soft, and cushy! This place is freaking awesome! The people are awesome! Your boss is nice! Everyone seems to get along! People are tolerant! People who… have jumped to conclusions can redeem themselves! Nobody is nobody’s bitch. I hope that this scared you. And from me, Prison Mike, to you, I just wanna thank you for listening to me. Letting me be a part of your life today. ‘Cause you got a good life! YOu got a good life. A good life. [turns around, takes bandanna off] So. What do you think? It doesn’t sound so great, does it?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Martin's line: "Yeah, that… wasn’t really… at all my experience. There were certain elements of what you performed, I’ve seen on television. But it didn’t remind me of my time in prison."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. Okay, fine. You guys think prison is so great? All right. Well, here you go. [locks employees in conference room]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Okay, Michael. Come on. Let us out."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No! If you think is prison is so wonderful, then, enjoy prison! They are such babies. I am going to leave them in there until they can appreciate what it’s like to have freedom. And if this doesn’t bother them, then I am out of ideas.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Toby.
Toby says: "Well, you’re going to have to let ’em out. Or… or I will."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. You know what Toby? I am teaching them a lesson, so.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Toby says: "You know they’re teasing you. I mean… obviously, this is… a much nicer place than an actual prison. We get paid to be here. We go home afterwards and have social lives. We have… we have parties here. They’re teasing you. To be funny."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Toby.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [unlocks door] Okay nutcases, get out of there! Good work. Long day. Really long. Why don’t you guys head home. Early. Time off for good behavior! Heh. Good job. Enjoy your freedoms!


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "[unlocks door] Okay nutcases, get out of there! Good work. Long day. Really long. Why don’t you guys head home. Early. Time off for good behavior! Heh. Good job. Enjoy your freedoms!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Martin went from being a new guy from Stamford… to a convict, to… my friend. Back to a convict. Then to… a kind of a nuisance, actually, to be completely honest. And finally, to… a quitter. And I will not miss him. And that is not because he is black.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Can I help you, Michael?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m looking for the toy drive box.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "It’s behind you."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK… Well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it’ll fit, with all these little knickknacks.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Wow. What kind of bike is that?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Umm… I don’t know? Average kind?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "But the paint’s chipping. Is that your old bike, Michael?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Yo, Michael, sweet ride Mike."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, thanks. [Michael and Andy do a fist bump and explosion.]


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Michael?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes? [Pam holds up a bag] Oh Pam, that is so sweet. You didn’t have to do that.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Yup."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Terrific. Good.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Terrific. Good."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is going to be the best Christmas ever. My girlfriend Carol is coming to our party tonight, and I have a little surprise for her. [singing] I’ve got two tickets to paradise! Pack your bags, we’re leaving the day-after-tomorrow! Um, taking her to Sandals, Jamaica, all-inclusive. All-inclusive. You know what that means? Right? Yeah.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Carol's line: "Michael."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, everybody. I don’t know who you haven’t met yet, but I think this is one of them. This is my girlfriend – Carol. This is just the front of her. Show ’em, show ’em the other side.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Carol says: "[whispers] What?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Turn around, turn around. Come on. [making a body turning gesture]


[User]
You are Michael. Carol says: "Get outta here."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, you get outta here.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "[standing up] Oh, ouch. Michael, I don’t think there is anything wrong with the way you described her."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Carol says: "I really need a moment alone with you. [Carol heads towards Michael’s office.]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Carol.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Not as much as I need a moment alone with you. [puts finger on her back and reaches for her butt] Berp.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Carol, who says: "What is this? [Holds up a Christmas photo]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is my Christmas card. It’s a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. Ski-sons Greetings.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Carol.
Carol says: "I went on a ski trip."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Right.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Carol says: "Two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Carol.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, but what you didn’t realize at the time was that I was with you in a sense. I was in your heart…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Carol, who says: "Michael."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And next to your kids. What?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Carol says: "I think you’re a really sweet guy."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK


[User]
You are Michael. Carol says: "But, um, I don’t know how to deal with, with this thing [waves Christmas card]. And, and the proposal. And I don’t think things are going to work out with us."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no no no Ok, OK, You know what, you’re not thinking straight. You know what you need? You need to think this through in [making drum noise] Jamaica’s largest fresh water pool.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Carol's line: "Oh, no. Michael."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And it’s all inclusive.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Carol says: "Michael…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
You are Michael. Carol says: "I’m sorry."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, Carol. You walk out that door and it is over.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "I feel like there’s a chance for me to start over. And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do., then … what am I doing?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’d like everybody’s attention. Christmas is canceled.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "What does that mean?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jim, take New Year’s away from Stanley.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Michael, what’s going on?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Carol and I split up. Amicably. And I just don’t think it would be appropriate to celebrate under the circumstances.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Phyllis's line: "But we invited guests."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, you know what Phyllis? All of your guests would have probably canceled at the last minute anyway, leaving your life a stupid rotten mess.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Well, you know what Phyllis? All of your guests would have probably canceled at the last minute anyway, leaving your life a stupid rotten mess."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "I know."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It hurts my heart. It hurts my stomach. It hurts my arms.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "OK, well, why are you laying like that?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [moves a little] Thanks. How did you push away the bad thoughts?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Well.. um I, I don’t…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And not that you didn’t want to try them. Some wine may have helped. Do you know what I’m referring to?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Michael. Sorry to interrupt. Uh, It appears we’re one bathrobe short."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Take it from Toby.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "No, thank you."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s all… [Pam walks away.] OK.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Angela's line: "You tried this out, and it’s clearly not for you. It’s time to go. Come on. [Angela gets up from seat] Please. [Karen gets up and leaves] Thank you. OK, thank you very much. [Angela closes door]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What are you doing? [“Goodbye My Lover” by James Blunt plays]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Hey, what’s the haps? [Dwight shuts door in his face.]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Carol?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Oh, look at this, she saved you two thousand dollars ’cause they failed to report a mold problem. [Continues to sift through papers] But wouldn’t that affect the final… How did she? Oh, oh, I see what she did. That is good. Wow. Carol is one smart cookie."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [singing] Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. [hits repeat again]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "[singing] Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. [hits repeat again]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is an old adage, but they say when you find true love, you know within the first 24 hours. With Carol, I knew within the first 24 minutes of the second day I met her.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "Hey. I can’t concentrate when I know you’re in pain, man. Let me take you to lunch. [Michael sighs.] C’mon, my treat."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right. Nothing here to distract myself with anyway.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "No. Benihana. Much classier. But don’t worry, the babes are totally hot, too. [do a fist bump and explosion]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ah, I need my entourage [both exit Michael’s office] Jim. Dwight. Ryan. C’mon, we’re going to Asian Hooters.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "Ah man, I can’t."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Ryan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why not?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Ryan, who says: "I’m not feeling so well. I’ve got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy, peanut allergy, I just ate there last night. [Michael feels Ryan’s forehead]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok, feel better.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. [Holds up blackberry.] Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her she was the only ho for you. And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then … and then suddenly she’s not yo’ ho no mo’.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Get out Jim. [Dwight tries to sit between Andy and Jim] Actually, um… [to two other people at the table] Sir, I’m going to need take this chair."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight, just, just leave them alone please. They’re on a date. They look very happy.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "I can’t… I can’t here what you’re saying."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Carol used to drink lattes.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[off screen at other end of table] What’re you talking about?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She would get this little foam mustache…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "[still off screen] Carol had a mustache?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And I used to say “Hey, got latte?” And she’d say, that’s not funny.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I’m here for Michael? [food is thrown at Dwight’s face]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m already starting to forget what color eyes she had. I can’t, OK, I’m gonna call her. I am gonna call and find out…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Who are you calling?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m just gonna call her.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Woman At Bar says: "I think he’d know. [Dwight and her stare at each other]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Woman At Bar.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nothing he’s doing is cheering me up.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "You made her laugh. Yes! She totally digs us. [referring to what chef is doing] Watch, watch, watch, watch. [Onions smoke up] Heh, heh? What did I tell ‘ya?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re right. That’s good.


[User]
You are Michael. Angela says: "I don’t back down. My sister and I used to be best friends, and we haven’t talked in 16 years. Over some disagreement, I don’t even remember. So… yeah. I’m pretty good."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ahh, damn this chicken is good. My compliments to the chef. [points to chef] Which is you! Right? Hahahaha. Awesome! I need some meat. I want some steak. [leans over to neighboring man’s plate] I see steak.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Cindy, Cindy."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t think… I love it!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "I want you to close your eyes and imagine your dream house. [Cindy laughs] C’mon, do it for Michael. He’s had a really long day."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughing] I don’t know what he’s doing.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "[referring to waitresses] They have been checking us out, all night! I am not kidding!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what we should do?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "What?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We should invite them to the Christmas party.


[User]
You are Michael. Andy says: "Now, you are thinking. Yes. And you know what? Because you have had such a rough day, you get Cindy."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, you are such mench my friend. [They stand up and do fist bump and explosion]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Oh, you are such mench my friend. [They stand up and do fist bump and explosion]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, where is everybody? I would like them to meet my new girlfriend. [Guys walk in with two different waitresses from Benihana’s]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Second Cindy.
Second Cindy says: "That rocks."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nah, you rock. Tell you what, if you want it, it’s yours.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Second Cindy says: "Thanks! I, I wanna give you something."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Second Cindy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh. [She whispers in his ear. Michael starts to laugh] That’s what she said.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "Oh. [She whispers in his ear. Michael starts to laugh] That’s what she said."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello? I would like everybody to meet my new girlfriend.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Second Cindy's line: "Is he the hot one or the giant baby?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [whispers] The giant baby. Wow, I am so sorry, I had no idea this party would be so lame.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "[under her breath] There’s another party in the break room."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, party in the break room! Let’s go, let’s go! Thank God! Let’s go to the break room.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Hey! It’s Angela! [Angela slams door shut, but not before Kevin sneaks out] Hey!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We’re going to …


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "[singing] I want you to know. That I’m happy for you. I wish nothing but…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos. [turns to reach for pretzel while Second Cindy turns other direction] And… my question to you [points and pulls away other waitress] is do you agree?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "I just think there are two, two specific kinds of people in the world. People who own houses and people who own condos. [turns to reach for pretzel while Second Cindy turns other direction] And… my question to you [points and pulls away other waitress] is do you agree?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you agree about what? [laughs] Wow. You’re lucky you’re so darn cute.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "Do you agree about what? [laughs] Wow. You’re lucky you’re so darn cute."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What’re you talking about?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "[singing] Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together… Ryan…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When you know, you just know.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "Right."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Check her out. My little gal over there. Babe-alectable.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "Dude, you should know."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah… well, it’s been hard, they’re wearing the exact same uniform. And I’ve been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Yeah… well, it’s been hard, they’re wearing the exact same uniform. And I’ve been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I honestly don’t see what the big deal is. Stevie Wonder is married. Are you going to tell me that Stevie Wonder doesn’t love his wife just because he’s not sure what she looks like?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "I honestly don’t see what the big deal is. Stevie Wonder is married. Are you going to tell me that Stevie Wonder doesn’t love his wife just because he’s not sure what she looks like?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey. Where’s my girl? Is she in the fridge? Where is she hiding? I don’t know where she is. ‘Cause I’m drunk, I can’t even find her.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Second Cindy, who says: "You know where I am."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Haha, I do! I just haven’t hugged you in awhile [marks Cindy’s arm with a black marker]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Second Cindy.
Second Cindy says: "Hey."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, hey, you. How are ya?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Second Cindy says: "Hey. This party blows, so we’re gonna leave."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Second Cindy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, no. Hey, you should stay because we are having fun and…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Second Cindy, who says: "Cool…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Where do you wanna go?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Second Cindy.
Second Cindy says: "No… I have school. [leaves with other waitress and bicycle]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You want help? OK… Merry Christmas.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "[singing] Lady, from the moment I saw you standing all alone. You gave all the love that I needed…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That waitress was the one.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Well, for starters, I’ve known you as a couple since the beginning of the relationship, which was approximately [looks a watch] three hours ago."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t make fun… You’re making fun of me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Sorry."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I guess, I didn’t know her very well. I marked her arm.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "You what?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I, I put a mark on her arm. [Both are laughing] So I could tell them apart. I don’t… I know, I know. I can’t believe I gave her my bike!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "You just had a rebound."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I had rebound? Yeah.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Yeah. Which, don’t get me wrong, can be a really fun distraction, but, when it’s over, you’re left thinking about the girl you really like, the one that broke your heart."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I totally rebounded. Someone else shoots and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn’t score and I’m not sure who’s actually shooting, but, whatever. Doesn’t matter. It’s all good. Or as my ex might say. Domo arigato, Mr. Scott-o.


[User]
You are Michael. Angela says: "[singing, with Dwight holding up microphone] Little baby, parum pum pum pum. I am a poor boy too, parum pum pum pum. I have no gift to bring, parum pum pum pum. That’s fit to give our King, parum pum pum pum.."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [on phone] Yes, I just wanted to see if, uh you would like to come to Jamaica with me. There’s this resort called Sandals. Really? OK. All right. I promise you won’t be disappointed. Umm, It’s all-inclusive…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[Cell phone beeps] What the? [Reading text message] “You have been compromised. Abort mission. Destroy phone.” Destroy phone? [Dwight throws phone off of the roof and walks away]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: William Randolph Shakespeare once wrote in one of his plays, and I’m paraphrasing here, “Love doth be poison.” Brilliant. And a lot of people don’t give Shakespeare enough credit. They think it was somebody else. A-holes.


[User]
You are Michael. Angela says: "[Phyllis puts down phone] Hmm hmm. [Phyllis gets up and goes to Angela’s party]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, no, no. You know what, I better hold off. I wanna make sure I don’t dial Carol before I get drunk.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "[from across the table] Where’s Michael going? Michael? Is he sick? Is he choking?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [on [phone] No, I don’t think I’m asking too much. I think it’s only fair that you tell me exactly what I did wrong. Okay. Uh huh. Well that… yeah. Uh huh. All right. Well, could you tell me something that I did


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kelly's line: "Uh huh. Hold me."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, honey, here’s Stanley.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Second Cindy says: "Hi."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: He is also in an interracial relationship, so, you know, if you have any problems, you can always call him.


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "Oh, you’re gonna face far greater problems than I can possibly help you with."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sounds good. Okay, let’s go.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "I am now chopping off Phyllis’ head with a chainsaw! … Rin-in-in-in-in-in!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, mon!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Hey. You have a bunch of messages and… [sees Michael shaking head with beads in hair] that’s nice. Hannah quit while you were gone. I guess she memo-ed to file some complaints she had about being a working mother? And so you might also have to be deposed."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Relax.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "OK."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just relax, OK? I’ll get to all of it later.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "How was Jamaica?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It was


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "Oh, Michael, I’m glad you’re here."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Stanley.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Stanley. You know what? It is really good to see you, too.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Stanley, who says: "My bonus check was a hundred dollars less than you promised."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, well payroll is in charge of all that.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "I am not doing a lick more work until I get my full bonus check."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You are not as much fun as your Jamaican brothers… mon.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Karen, who says: "I still haven’t found an apartment yet. I’m living in a hotel. Yesterday, I saw a “for rent” sign down the street from Jim and he said he didn’t think it’d be such a good idea. He said it would be like we were living together. In different houses. Two blocks away."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Feelin’ hot, hot, hot! [playing conch shell] Feelin’ hot, hot, hot! Feelin’ hot, hot, hot! Feelin’ hot, hot, hot! That’s all I know so far, but I’m gonna keep practicing.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Huh."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great, you know. They just relax, they party all the time.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "It’s kind of an impoverished country."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah… Gosh. Great. You know what, Pam? Make a note. I want us all to start having pina coladas every day at three.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "But you can’t today, we’re doing inventory."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Inventory’s at the end of December.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "I specifically went on vacation so I would miss it."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Inventory is boring. In the islands, they don’t make you do stuff like take inventory. Why do you think so many businesses move to the Caymans?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Inventory is boring. In the islands, they don’t make you do stuff like take inventory. Why do you think so many businesses move to the Caymans?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Tonight, we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin warehouse inventory. So, Party Planning Committee, get on it.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "By the end of the day? That’s impossible."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Angela.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: The Jamaicans don’t have a word for “impossible.”


[User]
You are Michael. Everybody says: "Oh yeah, oh my God."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, no. No, that’s a German woman named Urkel Grue.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "No, no, no. No, that’s a German woman named Urkel Grue."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it can get us both in trouble. So officially, I did not see her. But I did see Jan there. In our room. At night. And in the morning. That’s all I’m gonna say. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Packer's line: "Big whoop! I was in Hot-lanta. That whole town is whacked."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, that sounds amazing. You know what? The lady Jan Levinson wanted to go to Montego Bay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Packer says: "You took the ice queen? I don’t buy it."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well I’m looking at a photo, right now. And I’m telling ‘ya, could be in Maxim.


[User]
You are Michael. Packer says: "They wouldn’t give you a subscription to Maxim."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh no?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Packer's line: "Well, no. I got nothing."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Check it again. Hit refresh.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Packer says: "Yeah, Mike, still nothing."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, wait a second. I sent it to you at… [reading computer screen]


[User]
You are Michael. Packer says: "Wait, I just got it from somebody else. Wow. This is hot. Damn! How do I get you out of this picture?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Darryl?! Hey. Hi. Where’s Darryl?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Darryl's line: "All right, what’s up Mike?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s great, OK. Um, so did you get an email from me?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "Yup."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK. Well, that was supposed to go to Packer, not “packaging.” Did you already, um, forward to a whole bunch of people?


[User]
You are Michael. Darryl says: "Uh huh."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK. Um, well, did you get the second email that I sent? Explaining that the first email was a mistake and that you should delete it.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Really?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have a special assignment for you.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "What’s it of?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Not important.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Unless you’re willing to tell me everything, I cannot accept this assignment."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, forget it.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Toby.
Toby says: "About you and Jan."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Aww, none of your business.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Toby says: "Wish it were true, but it, it uh, seems from that photo that you took, you’ve entered into an intimate relationship."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Toby.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That photo is my personal property and if you are telling me you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am going to call the cops.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Toby, who says: "Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife… we don’t talk now."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is probably the icebreaker you need.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Toby.
Toby says: "All right, if you’re having a relationship with your superior, you must disclose it."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, no. I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on earth. Got enough, weirdo?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Toby says: "All right, thanks Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Toby.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "[on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Just a second. Michael, it’s Jan on the phone for you."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, God, no. No, no! Hang up! Hang up! Tell her I’m not here. Tell… tell her, I ran out for cash. I hit a deer. I hit a deer with my car. Tell her I hit a cat. Tell her I hit a cat.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "He’ll call you back. OK, great."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She bought it? [Pam nods] OK. OK.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "No, it’s… involves the photograph."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh. God. No, no, no, no, no.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Roy says: "[starts clapping] Mike, you are a rock star, man. You are the man! Well done."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right. [continued clapping and cheering for Michael]


[User]
You are Michael. Roy says: "That corporate booty, he likes to hit it!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello. Hi. Attention everyone. Um, apparently, there is an email circulating around that contains a very PG-13 rating picture of me and a woman—


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Urkel Grue."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My point is that, if you get it, I would ask that you just delete it. Sight unseen. Let’s be professional, all right?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "My point is that, if you get it, I would ask that you just delete it. Sight unseen. Let’s be professional, all right?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Feelin’… feelin’ hot, hot, hot! [plays conch shell]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Hey."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "What are you doing out here?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Island living. You know?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "There were. A lot of them."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "Hello everyone. Hello Michael."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Guh.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "Very sunny. Family’s important. Michael, I would like to speak with you, in your office."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, yup.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "In the last year, I’ve gone through a divorce, an identity theft, a husband who would not… communicate. This is nether here or there. My psychiatrist thinks that I have some self-destructive tendencies and that for once, I should indulge them. You following me?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I… I… Yes.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "I think I owe it to myself to find some kind of happiness, you know? I mean, even, even if it means… lowering my expectations or, or redefining the word, itself."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, yeah.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "This is the kind of thing, you know? I am… attracted to you. I, I don’t know why, I… but, I am. And, I need to follow my instincts. At least that’s what Dr. Perry thinks."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who is Dr. Perry? I…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "Good, good."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So, umm… thanks for coming by. So, I, uh…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Well, good, OK. Thank you… for taking the time…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well thanks for coming over, I appreciate – [Jan leans over and kisses Michael passionately]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "Wait 15 minutes, find an excuse, and meet me at your condo."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jan, you… complete… me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "What am I going to do? [Refers to large pictures of Jan and Michael] I’m gonna hang it up at home. I don’t have a lot of art. [smirks]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I just had the best, most romantic week of my life in Sandals, Jamaica. Went with a lady, and we laid on the beach and drank fruity drinks for free, because it was all-inclusive. And then I flew back to Scranton, and then they lost one of my bags.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "I just had the best, most romantic week of my life in Sandals, Jamaica. Went with a lady, and we laid on the beach and drank fruity drinks for free, because it was all-inclusive. And then I flew back to Scranton, and then they lost one of my bags."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, Mister tally man, tally me banana, six hand, seven hand, eight hand, BRUNCH! [snickers] So delicious. Dinner, too. And every morning I would watch the sunrise and I would eat a mango. That is how I want to feel all the time. It’s called island living. You know, how they say take a chill pill? In Jamaica, I took one. Guy on the beach sold it to me for $40. And after I finished vomiting, I was more relaxed than I ever have been. Lost six pounds, too. That’s how I want every day to be.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "While you were gone…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Me had an i-rey time.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "While you were gone, Jim glued my desk drawers together. He changed my voicemail so that my voice sounded like a chipmunk. He told me that we had a meeting at 4:00 AM, and I was the only one who showed up."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight, please, please.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "He turned over my…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I just got back from vacation, mon, all right? So chill. Let’s don’t… Don’t harsh my mellow, mon.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Unbelievable."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Andy, I got you a genuine Jamaican T-shirt. They love Milli Vanilli down there.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "I give thanks, mon."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You are so welcome, mon. Angela, you just got leied. [puts lei on Angela]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Angela, who says: "No, I didn’t."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, you did. Okay. Oh, Pam, I forgot to get you something.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "No."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughs] Try it on.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "No."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Go ahead. Let me know if I miscalculated the size. I don’t think I did.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Thank you."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Stanley, I got you some ganja. I’m just kidding. It’s coffee. I bet you wish it was ganja.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Creed says: "You want some?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, let me tell you a little story. When I was on vacation, I met a man named Bavon. And Bavon takes people parasailing. And you know what he said to me? He said that he loves going to work every day. How many of you can say that you love going to work every day like Bavon? [Dwight and Andy raises hand] No one.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "But, Michael, Buvon gets to go parasailing every day, and that’s fun."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: His name is Bavon. And you know what? I’m sure Bavon gets sick of his job, too. I’m sure he would like to take a day off. I’m sure he would like to spend a vacation selling paper, but he has the right attitude. And that is something that you learn when you go to Jamaica, and you really apply yourself.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "His name is Bavon. And you know what? I’m sure Bavon gets sick of his job, too. I’m sure he would like to take a day off. I’m sure he would like to spend a vacation selling paper, but he has the right attitude. And that is something that you learn when you go to Jamaica, and you really apply yourself."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I would love to take them all to Jamaica, but is that good management? Yes. But is it the best management? Well, I can’t afford it, and corporate won’t pay for it. So who’s the real criminal?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "[raises hand] Are you stoned?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "In the picture, are you high?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, that’s red eye.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "You look like you have the munchies."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Come on. Come on."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. Well, Jan’s email password is not Dunder Mifflin, Sandals, Jamaica, Michael, Michael Scott, Jan Scott, or Mrs. Jan Scott.