[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Um, why don’t you go ask him that?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, I will… I’m not feeling very well right now though. My stomach hurts, so I may be going home early today, but…


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Reply as Michael. Toby says: "You know, Michael, sometimes my daughter’s stomach hurts when there’s a mean girl at school…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well sometimes my stomach hurts when you come into my office, so it’s probably psychological.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Stanley, who says: "What."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I, uh, see that you… gave me that form that I asked you to give me, Stanley the manly, so thank you for that. I guess we are back to normal.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Jim is in charge of Stanley only in sales-related matters, hence the green line–green for money-sales, get it?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Uh huh…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "There is this yellow zigzag that does give Ryan the authority to discipline Stanley…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Great


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Menstrual cycles."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok… Is there anybody up here, anybody at all, that can deal with this?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "You."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Other than me.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Well, there is the emergency disaster mode for the org chart. This gives me full authority over every single person in the office."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I never said you could do that.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Just say it."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, I will think about it.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Say it. Just do it. Don’t think, say it. Do it. Five, four, three, two… do it. Give me control. Michael… I promise to give authority back to you when this crisis is over. Do it, Michael. Do it. Hey, this office needs a strong man. Say it."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Darryl.
Darryl says: "Mike."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "I’m very busy here, man."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Darryl.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Darryl, [clears throat] have you ever been in a gang?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Darryl, who says: "Why?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s an advice question, and if you don’t wanna talk about it, I completely understand. It’s, um…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Darryl.
Darryl says: "No, um… I have."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I knew it. Okay, who we talking about here? Crips? Bloods?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "Both."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Darryl.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: God.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Darryl, who says: "Yeah them, and the Latin Kings… the Warriors…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Darryl.
Darryl says: "Oh my goodness."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, right, so what do you do to get them to make it right?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "Well see, um… in the gang world, we use something called Fluffy Fingers."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Darryl.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What is that?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Darryl, who says: "That’s when somebody really gets in your face, you know, you just… start tickling them."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "What does that mean?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s like a mock execution.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "That’s not a good idea."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes it is a good idea. It’s the only possible solution I have left.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Toby, who says: "Well, you can actually fire him."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, okay… I’ve had enough of you.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "Michael, if you hadn’t told us this, then we would’ve thought that you were actually firing him."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m not firing him. I’m not, I need you to act like I am firing him. Just, what I’m going to do, is I’m going to pretend that I am firing him, and I need you to act like I am firing him. Do you get that? Do you get it? I’m teaching him a lesson. He needs to learn humility, alright? That’s all I’m, okay, here he comes. Let’s just… play act. [Stanley enters the room] Stanley, may I talk to you for a second?


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "I’m not firing him. I’m not, I need you to act like I am firing him. Just, what I’m going to do, is I’m going to pretend that I am firing him, and I need you to act like I am firing him. Do you get that? Do you get it? I’m teaching him a lesson. He needs to learn humility, alright? That’s all I’m, okay, here he comes. Let’s just… play act. [Stanley enters the room] Stanley, may I talk to you for a second?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Stanley Hudson, you are fired.


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "Are you serious?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am serious, we are all serious. You are fired like a heart attack.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "I’ve watched you screw up this office for ten years, and I’m filing a lawsuit, and I’m gonna tell them about every stupid thing you’ve ever done up in this office."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright alright, okay, you know what? Now you know how I feel. This was a fake firing. Lesson learned. Good work, everybody. Very nice.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "So I’m not fired."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s it. And uh… do you have anything to say to me?


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "Oh yes, I do. You are out of your damn, little pea-sized, mind. What is wrong with you? Do you have any sense? At all?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "Every day you do something stupider than you did the day before."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s not-


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Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "And I think, “there’s no possible way–"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, all right…


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "He can top that.”"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Who?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Everybody, except Stanley.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "Oh, for the love of God."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You just, do, and I don’t know why, so… please help me understand.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "Fine. Here it is:"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well Stanley, maybe you’re feeling that you don’t respect me because you don’t know me very well.


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "Michael I have known you a very long time, and the more I’ve gotten to know you, the less I’ve come to respect you. Any other theories?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, you don’t respect me. I accept that. But listen to me, you can’t talk to me that way in this office, you just can’t. I am your boss. Can’t allow it.


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Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard. [laughs]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dammit, Phyllis. Alright, everybody out except Phyllis.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Dammit, Phyllis. Alright, everybody out except Phyllis."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know, I don’t care what he did to me. He’s mean to other people, that’s what gets me. He’s just…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Who else is he mean to?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Everybody. He just, he’s always, he’s always talking about people behind their backs to me.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "Why would he say that?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Because he’s mean. He’s, he’s like a really mean-spirited guy. He talks about how gay Oscar is…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Mm-hmm."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And that Angela’s a midget, and that [indicates Jim] your chin is too big.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Hey."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know, I know. I think it’s tiny. I think it’s too small if anything. And that your glasses make you look ugly.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Michael, I think that what Stanley did to you was rude. Maybe you should just get him aside and tell him that he was behaving badly."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s complicated, Pam. I mean, the world looks a lot easier from behind your reception desk.


[User]
You are Michael. Kelly says: "Oh, yeah, and then, yell at Creed, because you know what? Looking can be as bad as touching."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Okay."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I put Stanley on a pedestal, for a long time. But sometimes he can just be a big, fat jerk. I… jerks don’t deserve to be on pedestals. Jerks should be placed up somewhere where everybody can see how jerky they are. Big marble… jerk stand.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Meredith.
Meredith says: "Hi, Pam."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pretty disgusting.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Ryan's line: "Wallace likes Jim. So going after him – that’s a risky move for me, but in business, you gotta take risks. Sometimes you gotta get out on the open highway, with the top down [pushes button about eight times to get the top down. Finally it comes down and it’s all bunched up. As he’s fixing it, the car rolls backwards a bit.]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, I’m pretty excited too.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Yeah, I’m pretty excited too."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Today I’m heading over to the job fair at Valley View High School, to find some new interns. Want to get some fresh blood. Um, euthanize this place.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "Hey, are we doing this thing?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Darryl.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yup.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kelly, who says: "Oh my God, Darryl, you look like Barack Obama. Everybody I’m dating Barack Obama!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why are you dressed like that?


[User]
Reply as Michael And Darryl. Pam says: "[to Darryl] I think you look nice."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael And Darryl.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael And Darryl: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael And Darryl: [simultaneously] Thank you.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael And Darryl says: "[simultaneously] Thank you."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, here’s what we’re going to do:


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "So many memories in this old gym. Pretending I have PMS so I didn’t have to play volleyball, pretending I have PMS so I didn’t have to play basketball. Those were the days!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [Darryl approaches as students throw basketballs] A little over the top, don’t you think?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "[holds up single sheet of paper] Um, that’s all we brought."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is all we need.


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Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "We’ll see."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes we will see Oscar, we will see, because a blank sheet of paper equals endless possibilities! Conceptual! All right! We. Are. Open for business! [all four of them sit in an empty booth with small Dunder Mifflin sign] Hello!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "[laughs] Yeah, and uh, you basically learn how an office runs."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello. Hi. [to Pam] Can I talk to you for a sec? Excuse me.


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Reply as Michael. Pam says: "This is Michael, my boss. [she points] Justin."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, uh, remember what we talked about, in the car on the way up, “only the best and the brightest.”


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "He’s nice and he seems interested."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: He’s totally wrong, Pam. [to Justin] Hey.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Justin's line: "Sorry for wasting your time."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, no problem. [looks down] And he signed! He put his name on the piece of – okay, that was supposed to be a blank canvas on which to put their hopes and dreams. And he just, made it into a stupid piece of paper. We need another one, immediately.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "I only brought the one."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Are you mental?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I… don’t.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kid's line: "What is this company?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well it’s funny that you should ask, because it’s really more than a company…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kid says: "Thanks. [walks away]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kid.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dammit, Oscar!


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "Dammit, Oscar!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, I’m trying to lure these kids into my booth, but uh, kids are very wary about being “lured” these days. Thank you Dateline!


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "My old art room. [finds a sheet of blank paper] Oh, maybe it’s still here! [looks for her painting] No. No they must have taken it down. Never mind."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [answers cell] What do you want?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "So… what else is up? [Michael hangs up] Mich-"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you! [Pam hands him blank paper] What, what is this?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "A piece of paper."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This isn’t Dunder Mifflin paper. Some sort of Pendleton crap.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Well I think they’ll get the spirit of it."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam-Pam-Pam-Pam-PamPamPamPam! We’re dying here. I want you to go back to the office and I want you to get the real stuff. I want you to get ultra white card stock.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[hums at copier, Angela waiting behind him]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All of these jobs? Suck. I would rather live jobless, on a beach somewhere, off the money from a large inheritance, than to have to work in any one of these crap-holes. They suck.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "All of these jobs? Suck. I would rather live jobless, on a beach somewhere, off the money from a large inheritance, than to have to work in any one of these crap-holes. They suck."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey! [walks up to Oscar and Darryl tossing basketballs, grabs Oscar’s ball] Game over. [kicks the ball up to the gymnasium ceiling]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Hey! [walks up to Oscar and Darryl tossing basketballs, grabs Oscar’s ball] Game over. [kicks the ball up to the gymnasium ceiling]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [singsong] Just-in time.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Justin.
Justin says: "Polznik."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This… just in. Justin Polznik! Huh?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "This… just in. Justin Polznik! Huh?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Justin is the ugly girl in the movie, who takes off her glasses and she’s hot! And you realize she was always hot, she was just wearing glasses. And that you were the blind one. He’s the most… important thing in my life right now.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Justin is the ugly girl in the movie, who takes off her glasses and she’s hot! And you realize she was always hot, she was just wearing glasses. And that you were the blind one. He’s the most… important thing in my life right now."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I want you to meet my family. Come on. Oscar Martinez. Accountant extraordinaire. This is Justin.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Excuse me."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Come here. I would never say this to her face, but she is a wonderful person and a gifted artist.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "Why, why wouldn’t you say that to her face?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So, what do you think? Think these guys are nice? The guys I didn’t bring are even better. Justin, I’m willing to commit right now. Would you do me the honor, of spending the summer with us, at Dunder Mifflin? I think, I think you are very special.


[User]
You are Michael. Justin says: "You didn’t want me before. That’s what you said."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, I didn’t. You misconstrued me.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Justin's line: "And I’m, I’m gonna go now."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why don’t… hey.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Woman On Mic.
Woman On Mic says: "The job fair will be closing in five minutes. Eighth period will commence as scheduled."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hold down the fort, I have to do something. [walks up to microphone] Excuse me. If you can hear me, I’d like you to look around at all these companies and know that none of them are good enough for you. H&R Block? Come on, I mean I don’t even know what they do. Frank Regan Funeral Home? Too much formaldehyde! The Air Force? [Airforce recruiter glares at Michael] Air Force is cool. The refreshments? Bush league! You know, that’s not what you want. Dunder- they, well, okay I see security is coming so I just want to say, come to Dunder Mifflin. Dunder Mifflin, a great place to work! Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at Dunder Mifflin? We do not offer college credit, we cannot give you any sort of pay, but it is a really fun work environment. Anybody? Show of hands? Damn… it. Okay, I’m gonna wrap it up here. Thank you for your time, and drive safe.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Oooh! [Kevin and Andy add suggestive “bow-chicka-wow-wow” vocals]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Today I did something stupid. I questioned myself. And I will never do that again. Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert and I think, that guy can do anything he wants to do. He could do anything, and he chooses to work here, selling paper. Just like me.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "Today I did something stupid. I questioned myself. And I will never do that again. Because I look at somebody like Jim Halpert and I think, that guy can do anything he wants to do. He could do anything, and he chooses to work here, selling paper. Just like me."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [standing way too close to Jim and Pam] Yeah, kiss her. Kiss her good. [Jim and Pam stop kissing]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Thanks."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, kids today have a very short attention span. They are into texting and video games and sex, and they just, they get distracted easily. And today they’re being distracted by the other booths.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Well, kids today have a very short attention span. They are into texting and video games and sex, and they just, they get distracted easily. And today they’re being distracted by the other booths."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [clears throat] Hey, there! Michael Scott, regional manager, Dunder Mifflin.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Brad, who says: "Brad Bailey, nice to meet you."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is a very firm handshake. Ow, ow, aahch! Killing my hand, there.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Brad.
Brad says: "Sales, uh, sales would be cool."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sales is and could be very, very cool. If you like paper, and you love to laugh, this is the place for you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Brad says: "Well, that’s great."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Brad.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Right here. We have a lot of fun.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Brad, who says: "Mmhmm."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [Pam returns] This is one of our staff. This is Pam Beesly, [takes piece of paper from Pam] receptionist extraordinaire.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Hi, nice to meet you."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pretty nice.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Brad says: "Yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Brad.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She sits there all day.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Brad, who says: "Nice."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You get to look at her. Why don’t you hold out your hand. [hands Brad paper] Tell me what you feel.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Brad.
Brad says: "Are you sure?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmm, yeah.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Brad says: "Sweet. [camera zooms in on Pam]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Brad.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t fold it, though.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "Don’t fold it, though."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We have the Dundies, my birthday, those blow out, and it’s sexy, it’s sort of a sexy atmosphere, you know? The other day, in the parking lot, I actually found a condom. So. [to Pam] I’ve been meaning to ask you, do you know whose that was? [Pam shakes head no] So, sexy is fun…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Brad's line: "Oh, yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, me, too.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Brad says: "Okay, well, I’m gonna go to the bathroom."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, be my guest.


[User]
You are Michael. Brad says: "Thanks."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And do your worst.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "And do your worst."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to Brad coming out of the bathroom] Hey.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Brad.
Brad says: "Yeah, I get it, okay, I’m not interested. Stop following me around; you’re really starting to creep me out."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: One other thing I wanted to…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Brad says: "Nnn, look. I was just being polite. I don’t want to waste my life selling paper for your stupid company, okay? [walks away]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Brad.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughs] Ohh…Nah.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Phil says: "[chuckling] I guess."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Phil.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, Justin!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Justin, who says: "I’m sorry, I’m sort of in the middle of this."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wait, you want this kid to be in the Air Force?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Justin says: "[chuckling] Okay."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Okay."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Have you given any more thought to Dunder Mifflin?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Justin, who says: "Well, you took away the brochure, so I sort of…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, yeah, but you don’t need the brochure. The brochure is up here [indicates head] and it’s in here. [indicates heart]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Justin.
Justin says: "That’s what the recruiter just said."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m right.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "[slams cell phone on desk] Argh! Ahh!!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Today is Toby Flenderson’s last day. I couldn’t sleep last night. I came extra-early. So much energy… There are certain days you know you know you will remember for the rest of your life, and I just have a feeling that today is one of those days.


[User]
You are Michael. Kelly says: "I feel weird."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: First thing on the agenda-actually, the only thing on the agenda, is the status of Toby’s going away party.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Angela's line: "But so far we only have two pictures of him."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, well, this will not do. Toby is going away forever, and uh, we need to do something very very special. In some cultures, when somebody leaves, like New Orleans culture, they have a parade and they have a band and people party in the streets…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Do you mean, leaves as in dies? You want us to throw Toby a New Orleans’ funeral?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: If the Devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever, what sort of party would you have?


[User]
You are Michael. Angela says: "Michael…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Like a beach blowout? Or a toga, toga-


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Angela's line: "You always do this! We have a nice, modest party planned, and then you come in and demand the world. Let me be clear. There is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides… although Toby won’t be in them."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I thought that you might say that. [takes off his shoe; hums; takes out cash from shoe]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "I thought that you might say that. [takes off his shoe; hums; takes out cash from shoe]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Every year, my sweet, sweet grandmother sends me a check on my birthday for fifty dollars. And lately, she has been sending me, like nine or ten checks a year… uh, as Nana starts to… but, I knew I should be saving it for something, I just didn’t know what I should be saving it for. And then I had an awakening. “Michael, buy a motorcycle.” So I put the money in my shoe, and then I forgot about it until now.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Every year, my sweet, sweet grandmother sends me a check on my birthday for fifty dollars. And lately, she has been sending me, like nine or ten checks a year… uh, as Nana starts to… but, I knew I should be saving it for something, I just didn’t know what I should be saving it for. And then I had an awakening. “Michael, buy a motorcycle.” So I put the money in my shoe, and then I forgot about it until now."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I want a party that makes me feel like I am flying through the air without this… ugly weight holding me down, you know?… I want an antigravity machine. I saw it in a movie. You drink a potion, and then you just start floating all around.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Angela, who says: "No! No! You know what? This is not a party-planning committee anymore! And I don’t want your foot money, and I feel uncomfortable participating."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Phyllis, can you do this?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "So what do we know about her?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, we know that Toby thinks she’ll be great. So, strike one, I hate her already.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I hate her too."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why do you hate her?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Because she… stinks… with her… ways… and her… head."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know, Dwight, sometimes… I don’t know, I think you say things just to agree with me.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "What?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We need to sell her an elevator pass.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "But our, our elevator doesn’t require a pa… [gasps]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Exactly. A little old-fashioned hazing.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "Okay."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [knock on door] Yeah.


[User]
You are Michael. Toby says: "Hey Michael."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, hey, do you still work here?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Come on."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. I think I will pass.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Hi."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hi. Yeah. Right. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Good for the world. Thank you, God, for creating two of you. Here’s how things work here:


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Man, someone doesn’t like H.R."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Nothing."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: T-No. He tortured me… with his awfulness.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Um, well look, I’ll let you get back to work, but I-I really look forward to working with you, Mr. Scott."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Y-You can-Michael.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Y-You can-Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thanks to Toby, I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters. What I failed to consider though, is that not all monsters are bad. Like E.T. Is Holly our extraterrestrial? Maybe. Or maybe she’s just an awesome woman from this planet.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Here she is! Holly… You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we’d have to kiss underneath of her. So-I know. Oh, sorry. Question, are you real, or are you a Hollygram?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Oh… [laughs along] Nice, I’ve never heard that one before actually."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I bet.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "No, no, I…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh… What, um, what is your commute like? How long does it take to get in?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Ooh, uh…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know, I should make you a mix. Do you have a, uh, a CD player?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Um… Y-yeah. Okay."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Hello?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [listening to “Crash Into Me” on his computer] Hmm… Jim? [Jim comes into his office] I am downloading some N3P…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: For a CD mix tape…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Close."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: For Holly.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Mmhmm."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And I’m looking for perfect songs that work on two levels.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Mmhmm."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And “I… love you.”


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Okay. Let’s start with the “I love you” level."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, what’s the group that was from Scranton that made it big? Was that U2?


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Yes. You don’t love Holly."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I think I do.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Oh, okay, it doesn’t work like that."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, you’re not a romantic.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Actually, I think I am. And I have a little bit of experience in office romance."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh really?


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Yeah."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Like, with who?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Yes, we are still dating. And guess what? I took it slow."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, you took it too slow.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Well, we’re really happy."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This thing with Holly feels a lot like love to me.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "And that’s really sweet. And you can think that. But you don’t say that out loud, and you definitely don’t say it to her."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t want her to get away.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "[tool clicking] Damn it!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello, Holly. [Holly is on the floor with her desk chair in pieces] Woah, what are you doing? You don’t, uh, you don’t have to do that. I mean, we have already put-together chairs. That’s how we buy them actually.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Oh, I’m trying to adjust the lumbar support on Toby’s chair and… that made this up/down lever thing not work, and then I took the whole chair apart, and that… is the story of me on the floor. It’s pretty good, right? You know, I’m gonna sell the movie rights."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And the sequel, “Woman Stands at Desk and Works.” So, I have no idea how you, [he sits on the floor] how you sit like that.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Yoga."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [as Yoda] Sit on floor and put together chair we will. [laughs nervously] Yo-da. Um…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Ohh, so you can’t make my orgy? Kidding!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Kidding. [overdramatically] Acting!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "[overdramatically] Acting!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [overdramatically] Acting!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "[laughs] Lovitz."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "What’d you do?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I talked to her-Holly. Just pleasantries, nothing, you know… not like, do you want kids or, religion, or what side of the bed do you want. Hey, I can take either side of the bed at this point.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Wow. Okay, so how’d that feel?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It was hard. I wanted to kiss her.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Oh, I’m so glad you didn’t."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Whew, oh God. [inhales] Laying a base. Laying a base…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Toby.
Toby says: "Well, we still have to do the exit interview."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes we do.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Yes we do."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’ll let you in on a little secret:


[User]
You are Michael. Toby says: "[Michael hands him a present] Wow, thanks, Michael, I…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Can I just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "You too."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m just having a little exit interview.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Yeah, I know, that’s why I’m here."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um, no, no, no. This is very boring stuff. Why don’t you take a tour? Have you seen the baler?


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "No, no, I’ll look at it later. It’s part of my job."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Okay."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um… Alright, well then, I will proceed. [takes out note cards] I just have some questions that I was gonna ask. Um… Who do you think you are?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Toby says: "I’m Toby."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah. Correct. Um… What gives-what-what gives you the right?


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "Um, I-I brought the binder. Do you wanna take a little look?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sure. You know what? That sounds good. I’ll take a little look-see.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "This place, um…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, no no no no no…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Toby says: "I’ve got some ideas, I guess…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No no no no no. I’m not asking it. I’m just reading it out loud.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Toby, who says: "Well let me see… I would, uh…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [hides his face from Holly; whispers to Toby] I’ll kill you.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Toby, why don’t you open your present?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, no no no, no, no. No, this-hey, hey, hey, hey, this might not be what I think… that I don’t even know is in there, because there are a lot of presents in my car, and I don’t know which is which…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Toby says: "[unwraps present; present is a rock with a Post-It note rubber-banded to it; reads] “Suck on this.”"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Toby.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What the hell is that?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Michael…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s… What do you mean, “Michael”? That’s not even my handwriting. [exits conference room] Hey! What the hell is going on here?! Who thought it would be hysterical to give Toby a rock for his going-away gift?!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "You made me wrap it. I thought it was over the line. I just- [Michael slams conference room door in his face]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, you know what that is? You know what that is? That is… a psyche. Psyche. So, that is not my real gift to Toby.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "So what is your gift?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My gift is forthcoming, Pam.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "What is it?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am going to give Toby…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "I just knew."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How did you know?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Oh that is so sweet."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well… That’s my watch.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Toby, who says: "Thanks, I’m gonna set it to Costa Rica time."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, that’s good.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Oscar, who says: "Well this is what happened: uh, Ryan’s big project was the website… which wasn’t doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice:"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [still watching video of Ryan] Oh my God. Ryan… Oh my God.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Michael, are you okay?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [voice straining] I’m just worried about my friend.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "No, hey."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m cool.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Stop. You can let yourself be upset. He’s your friend. You know what I usually find?…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Holly is sweet and simple, like a lady baker. I would not be surprised to find out that she had worked in a bakery before coming here. She has that kind of warmth. I’m pretty sure she’s baked on a professional level.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Phyllis's line: "Sorry, Michael, I don’t think they’re real."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ferris wheel’s pretty cool though.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Oh, it was a pretty good company, but I just couldn’t see a future there. They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s what she… a lot of places are like that.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Okay, here we go. Here we go. [Mose carries a raccoon in a cage] Put it in. [he puts the raccoon in the car]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I like, uh…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "That-That’s my car."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey. What are you doing?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "N-nothing you need to know the details of."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "N-no there’s not."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why did you do that?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "It was playful hazing."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. There is no such thing as playful hazing. Dwight, I want you to look at Holly right now. Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now, and maybe if you look at her deeply enough, you will see what I see in her. And that is that we are all very lucky to have her here. Holly is the best thing that has happened to this company since World War II. Fifty years, she is the best. [to Dwight] Take care of that, all right?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Get it out. Come on, get it out. Get it out."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m really sorry.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "Michael, thank you so much for saying that. [puts a hand on his arm] I feel so welcome here."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "[everyone applauds] Yay, Phyllis!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Probably the best one that we have ever had, right? [cheers and applause] But the real reason that we are here, is to say goodbye to a guy who we will probably never ever see again. Now, a lot of you know that I am an accomplished songwriter.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Song parody writer."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have done things like um, “Beers in Heaven.”


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Classic."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Or, “Total Eclipse of the Fart.”


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "I like that one."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I love to sing them, but I am not going to be doing that today. I am going to be doing something I wrote specifically for Toby. [to band] Do you know, um, “Goodbye Stranger”? Supertramp?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "Yeah. [music starts]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Darryl.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sings] It was early morning yesterday… I was up before the dawn… and I really have enjoyed my stay… Toby must be movin’ on.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "I’m gonna to miss Toby. He has a nice, calming presence in the office."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [singing] Goodbye Toby, it’s been nice. Hope you find your paradise…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Not bad."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, hey. Thanks.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Someday I would love to hear “Beers in Heaven.”"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, actu-too soon. It’s uh, it’s uh, very sexual. [cell phone rings] Sorry. Kevin. [answers] Kevin, where are you? You missed my song, buddy.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "Yeah, Michael, I’m at Gerrity’s. You have to come down here."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just pay for it and we’ll reimburse you when you get back.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Is he okay?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah. He’s at the supermarket and he needs me.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "Yeah well, the party, driving to the supermarket… it’s a big day for him."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, that’s true. Don’t move a muscle. I will be back momentarily, all right? [Holly freezes; Michael laughs] No, you can drink-you can finish your drink and then I’ll-okay, I’ll be back.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "Yeah, so…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: O-kay. Hello Jan.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Hello… Michael."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wow, Kevin, really? We’re- [to Jan] Sorry. We’re in the middle of a party. [to Kevin] Is this why you called me down here?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kevin's line: "Yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thanks, Kevin. Um… [Kevin walks away, revealing Jan’s pregnant belly]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Thanks, Kevin. Um… [Kevin walks away, revealing Jan’s pregnant belly]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wow. I can’t believe it! Look at you! [Jan laughs] Are you nauseous?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "No."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you-do you have cravings? You never touched my Propecea, or my Accutane, did you?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "Uh, no."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good. Good. Thank God.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "… touch that."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wow, I am so happy. I am so deliriously happy…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Why?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Because you’re pregnant, and because it obviously happened when we were together. And, I am very…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "Yeah, it did…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: … proud.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "… we were together. That’s true. And-but, you… are not… uh, you’re not the dad."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You cheated on me… when I specifically asked you not to?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "…Not to. No, I did not. I did not cheat on you. I did not."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, okay…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "Yeah."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So it’s mine, and it’s not somebody else’s, so… I know… the whole toilet seat thing is a myth, so…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "Yuh-huh."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When we were going out?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Uh, yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: W-I don’t understand. You always used to be very cautious… I’d wear two condoms.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "I know."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’d rather have somebody else’s sperm than my sperm?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Oh, that’s really good. I feel so much better. I just needed to get all that out onto the table."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m glad you told me.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "Look, I don’t know what you’re gonna be doing tomorrow, but I have my Lamaze class in Allentown, and um… you could come. I usually, you know, use a foam noodle instead of a partner…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um, I’ll… I have to think about it.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Hey there."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "So you missed something really big."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holy.
Holy says: "I’m not so specific as I can be on my first day, but…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, I can see Andy proposing to Angela. I can also see him proposing to Oscar. [they chuckle] Oh…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "So… You know, somehow after all those ribs, I’m still really hungry. I don’t know, I was thinking of maybe going off-campus somewhere, getting some dessert, or…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, um, well, you know what? You should go to the Glider Diner. Ask Stanley about that. Practically lives there.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Okay."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Have a good night.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Okay. Good night."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Bye.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Toby.
Toby says: "Thanks… [Hank is standing next to Michael] Really, Michael?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sorry. Corporate policy.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Toby says: "It’s not."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Toby.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You might take something.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Hank, who says: "I don’t think he’s gonna take anything."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, security guard.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "Okay."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [on phone, leaving a message] Hi, Jan, it’s Michael. I just um, I just want to let you know that I am going to go to your Lamaze class tomorrow. Um, and if there’s any details you need to fill me in on, like… what exactly Lamaze is, that would be great. And I… will see you tomorrow morning. [hangs up] I am going to be… kind of a daddy.


[User]
You are Michael. Someone says: "What’s a…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, my God.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "When I had my colitis, Toby was very helpful. He gave me seven weeks off. When I had my acid reflux, Toby was not as helpful. So I’m mixed on Toby."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Toby Flenderson, come on up here.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Toby says: "Uh, no, that’s okay."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Toby.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Come on, no, no, no.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Co-Workers, who says: "Toby! Come on, Toby!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Toby!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Okay, okay, I’m going."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Toby has written a fantastic speech for you, he spent a year on it. It’s very funny and charming and heartwarming. And it rhymes, and if it’s not any good, he has instructed us all to storm the stage and beat him to a bloody pulp. [laughs] No! So, take it away, Toby! Whoo!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Toby says: "Well, uh, okay. Um. It’s really great to be here tonight, with the Ferris wheel, the band, and the low sunlight. I’m gonna miss you all when I go to Costa Rica, and if I keep drinking beer like this, I’m gonna have to take a leak-a. [laughter from audience, Michael looks at camera unhappily] Look, on a more personal note, I just want to say thanks, you know, no matter what was going on in my life, you know, my divorce, or the custody battle, or that thing with my sister, it was just nice knowing I had a, a supportive place to come to where…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ach, [to Darryl quietly] okay, okay, play the cutoff music.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Toby, who says: "I’m gonna really miss going to beers with you guys every Tuesday night [Pam holds up soda in salute, Meredith yells ‘yeah!’, Michael looks at camera] and lastly, I’d love to urge you to keep up with my fight to have the building checked for radon gas. You know, it’s a, it’s a real serious matter, and every time I try to have the, uh…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Creed.
Creed says: "I gave Toby my buddy Jorge’s number in Costa. He’ll hook Toby up with everything: cable TV, women, oh, and this amazing coffee to snort."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This summer, corporate is sponsoring a little weight loss contest between the branches. Whichever branch loses the most weight gets three extra vacation days.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "[sprays food with bug poison] There. Take those home to your wife."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight, Dwight!


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Wait a minute. Pam is on the scale."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, Pamcake. No, no, no. We would love your extra poundage, but you are going to be leaving us next week, so vamoose. Vamoose, Pam. Dunder Mifflin family only.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "And arch your back. And slowly bring up your head. [Michael and Holly face each other in yoga pose]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jimbo.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "No, I didn’t. [Michael laughs] You know why?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Because most of the time, friends don’t talk about other friends’ butts."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "But what have you learned about her?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I learned that she broke her left leg twice in one year. I learned that she’s allergic to sesame seeds. I learned that she has read “Lonesome Dove” three times.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Well, I tried. [Michael laughs]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [follows Jim into bathroom] You have to agree with me. [follows Jim back out] That’s insane.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I’ll just go later."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I thought you had to pee.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "What happened?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [frazzled and out of breath] I wrote you a goodbye poem. It’s really long. I left it up in my office. Could you just please wait till I go get it?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "I should really get going."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. OK. Um, the last word is “seagulls.”


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "I’m sure it was really lovely."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I took a lot from other poems.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Bye."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, call– [leans in to kiss Pam]


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Why haven’t I proposed yet? Uh, actually Pam and I talked about it. And we just decided that, um — well, we didn’t want to spend first three months of our engagement apart. And Pam’s always said she doesn’t want a long engagement. Something in her past, I guess. I’m not really sure of the whole story, but something about a guy who used to work here…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, no, no, no, no, no, no. Same places as last week.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Oh, fancy meeting you here."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "OK, everybody smile. Ho! You lost 31 pounds."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right!


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Michael is actually killing it with Holly. And I think I know why. It’s because Holly is kind of a major dork."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [rapping] I’m MC Mike Scott, and I am hot. She’s DJ Jazzy Flax, and she is the best. All those sucker branches can suck our fat!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "Oh, they found her?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hi, Jan. Hello, baby. How are you? Good to see you. Who’s your daddy? You don’t know who your daddy is, do you? No, you don’t. [to Jan] Come on. Let’s go in.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "OK, can you turn the girl off please? I’m trying to get some work done."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No way. No way. Pam Beesley. Hello. [picks up computer] Hey, everybody look, Pam. Pam, say hi. Say hi to Pam. Don’t we all look skinny? Oh, oh, almost dropped you!


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Can you put me down I’m getting a little nauseous?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam, I’d like you to meet Ronnie. We call her Rice-a-Ronnie. She is hilarious. She is wonderful, a beam of light in this dark, dark office. Not really so much. All she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "They’re on the supply shelf."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let’s go. We are following Pam to the supply shelf. Let us go.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "New York is so exciting. I love my classes. The city’s awesome. Um, can you give me back to Jim now, please?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, everybody, let’s suck in our guts.


[User]
You are Michael. Darryl says: "2,184 pounds, for a grand total — oh! You all gained five pounds back."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Damn it. Come on.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Come on, Bernard. [Andy spits on floor as warehouse worker walks past]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Here we go. Everybody on.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Phyllis.
Phyllis says: "It’s going well."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "I have a crazy idea. What if we did, um, fruit instead of cake?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Cake? Who suggested cake? [Angela points to Phyllis]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "We lost weight today. I think it’s OK to reward ourselves once in a while."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Are you kidding me? We only lost one pound, Phyllis.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Creed says: "Fright. Being scared to death."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Creed.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "I would like to lose 65 pounds."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, all right. Who else? [to Angela] Can I put you down for 10 pounds?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "No. My doctor wants me to gain weight."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: If you gain weight, you will die. I want you to live forever. I want us all to live forever. How? How are we going to do this?


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Cryogenics. Beer me five."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is how we’re gonna do it. Five pounds. I’m asking each of you to lose five pounds. That plus Jim’s 65 will give us a very good chance at winning this thing.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Nope, just going to see Pam."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Here.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Maybe put up some shelves."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wait a second. [removes condom from wallet, throws it to Jim] I don’t want you to end up with a surprise pregnancy like me.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "OK, thank you for … this."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You want more?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Oh, that’s so rude of me. Have you seen, um, Pam’s new art? It’s right there. Check it out. [closes door]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [music playing] It’s a pretty lame party.


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "That’s so lame they didn’t invite us."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what we should do? We should have a party and not invite them.


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "Yeah!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let’s go mini-golfing.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "It’ll probably be a total disaster, but…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um, I think you’ll have fun. Men from Scranton are handsome, and they know how to show a woman a good time.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also Kevin."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what? We’re pretty much done here today. Why don’t you just take off early?


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "Really?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Party’s over. You are so busted!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, everybody. Phyllis, did I or did I not say fruit?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "You said fruit, Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Phyllis.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And what is that?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "Cake."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know, we’re gonna have to try a little harder if we are going to win this thing.


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In character as Michael, answer Ryan's line: "And you got a goatee!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I did!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "Did you get that after you helped me move and you saw mine?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes. Gooooo-tee!


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Reply as Michael to Darryl.
Darryl says: "Well you lost zero pounds. [everyone grumbles] No change. On the bright side you gained zero pounds."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, you know what? I can’t do this by myself people! Kelly and I are the only ones who have either passed out or almost passed out. [flails his arms]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Eight point five. I got a red wine stain on my favorite shirt. But he’s cute, right?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [groans painfully]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "What’s wrong?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [struggling to speak] Mmm— mmm… Um…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[struggling to speak] Mmm— mmm… Um…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Close the door. This is your fault.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Nope."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Your stupid friend zone.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Dieting’s only half of it."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmm-hmm. Saunas.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "“…or that Dunder Mifflin does not discriminate. Nor does it condone unhealthy dieting habits or extreme weight loss strategies. As was clearly stated in the official starting—“"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [in a fat suit, speaking in his Michael Clump voice] Ohhhh! Bang! Boom! Say Clump! Why hello everybody!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Fair question."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I say, I say, I say, I say down Holly! I’ll take it from here. I am beautiful. [hangs pictures of fat people on the wall, including two fat people on a bike, the Ghostbusters Marshmallow Man, Elvis, Martin Lawrence in Big Mamma’s House, Jabba the Hutt, and a fat pig] They are beautiful. He is beautiful. This big fat pig is beautiful.


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Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "See, you’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but… maybe there’s something wrong with you."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: If it’s me, then society made me that way. Now, I know a lot of you are probably asking yourself, “Why are you dressed in a plus sized suit?”


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Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Because you’re kind of doing Michael Clump."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How do you know Michael Clump?


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Respond as Michael to Oscar, who says: "Because it’s your making-fun-of-fat-people character."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How dare you! Michael Clump is a celebration of fat people.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "No, no, no, it goes, it goes… look, “I say, I say, I say, I’ll sit on you!”"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, no, NO, no! You know what? Fat people are not monsters! Why don’t you guys have a little more sensitivity to the subject. Bang! Boom! Case in point! Look at the outside of this building. It is ugly. But you come inside… and it is beautiful. Just like this unappealing fat suit. Inside is a rather handsome, sexy, man.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Vamping."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey! Why don’t you just sit down, please?


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "Eh, I’ve been sitting all day."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We’re doing this because of you. So why don’t you just go stand somewhere else. [to Ryan] Hey. Hey. You shaved?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Friend, who says: "Sorry."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight, I would like you to apologize to this beautiful, beautiful woman for forcing her to walk five miles, which for her is basically a death march.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Phyllis.
Phyllis says: "Why should I have to thank him?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re right, you’re right. Just, Dwight, do it. Just say it ok.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[exhales] I apologize for creating a ruse which forced you to exercise."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Finally. Right? Ok, Phyllis you must be exhausted from standing on those gams. Why don’t you have a seat? [Phyllis sits] Let’s all clap at Phyllis. [everyone claps] Ok! [in Michael Clump voice] When Michael Clump wants to remind you [normal voice] that corporate… their idea, yes, was to urge you to lose weight, but more importantly what this whole thing is about, this contest is really about being healthy. And in order to be healthy, you have to eat, Kelly. Kelly. [kneels down in front of Kelly, Dwight tries to help him down, Michael shouts gibberish at him] Kelly, I want you to stand up on your chair. Come on, stand up on your chair. Stand up, stand up, stand up. Somebody help her. Here we go. [Kelly stands up on her chair] Ok, I want you to look at her. She’s a beautiful Indian woman. Why? What makes her beautiful?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Phyllis.
Phyllis says: "I like her purple dress."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What about her looks?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "I wonder what people like about me? … Probably my jugs."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Kelly, will you just agree to stop this mess and stop trying to kill yourself?


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Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Summers going great. Just spent two hours listening to Michael Clump. I have a weird pain in my left side that I’m convinced is an ulcer. My girlfriend lives in New York and I haven’t seen her in 10 days. How’s your summer?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey Ryan, look. Shaved off my goatee. I am goateeless. We are the goateeless brothers.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "Oh…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Ryan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ahaha, Yep! [Dwight looks down depressingly and rubs his new goatee]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Darryl.
Darryl says: "You guys lost four pounds."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey!


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "We better."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Excellent! Good job.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "[holds up an ASCII image of Dwight]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, oh, hey. Did he call?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "And you know what? I even got two tickets to see the Counting Crows tonight as a surprise. Why do guys not call when they say they are gonna call?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I dunno. I always call everybody back right away. He’ll call back though. Give him until the end of the day, he’ll call. If he doesn’t, he is loco.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Well, at least everyone lost weight. That’s all that really matters."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wait, do we have until the end of the day?


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Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them… or he quits them because they are unfair."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [Kelly eating in the break room] Hey, is that healthy food?


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Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Hey, Michael. I just scheduled lunch with a client so I might be back a little late."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok, that is fine. Just water, and be back by weigh-in, ok?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "I’m calling it. I guess that’s curtains for the yoga guy."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Aww, really?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have to say, I think the problem with that whole thing…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Yeah?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: …was that he was a complete stupid idiot.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Look at where my seats were."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wow, really?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s a shame. A shame to waste these. I want to buy them from you.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Michael, you don’t have to buy them."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I do. No. I do. I, I want to. Trust me. I really do.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Yeah."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright. Alright! [tears up tickets] Just, I want you to just forget about him, ok? Case closed. Umm, can I pay you tomorrow? I have like a 60 dollar limit on my ATM, so…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Is that good?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Hey Dwight."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Dripping on me."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Darryl, would you do the honors?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "‘Cause it’s kind of bothering all of us, ’cause it’s really hot, you know, it’s hot, so we can lose weight, so we don’t screw up this whole contest for the entire freaking office, but if you want, I’ll turn it down."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello, hello. Hey! Your face is almost back to normal.


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Reply as Michael to Toby.
Toby says: "Hey, is that Michael? Does he miss me? [laughs] Uh, Oscar? Are you there? Hello? [sighs]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am suspending you without pay for the rest of the year.


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "No, you’re not."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, no, I am not. Dwight! [Dwight runs into Michael’s office] I want you to take Jim’s chair. No! No! His chair at his desk. He gets it back on Friday.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "All right!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I want you to get your ass out of my face.


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Reply as Michael. Jan says: "I can’t feel… I can’t feel anything that you’re doing, Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "It’s like nothing’s happening."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re…you know what? I read in one of those books that you’re not even supposed to give foot massages because it can induce labor.


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Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant, he led us all to believe that he was the father… by telling us he was the father. But then we got this e-mail from Jan. [waves paper and reads from it] “Hi, everyone! Jan here, writing to share some wonderful news and to quash a rumor. First, the great news – I am expecting. The beautiful baby inside me will be ready to meet the world this fall just a few months before the launch of the new Serenity by Jan line (shameless plug, I know, don’t hate me, LOL). Anyway, I also wanted to clarify that the father is not anyone that you or I have ever met. Remember, no matter how excited someone is about my baby, it does not make them the father. Best, Jan. P.S. Hope to ship you something soon.”"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I can’t wait to be a father. I’m going to smother that baby.


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Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Uh, new wicks from Craft Corner, uh, this dress [hands Michael bag] returned to Suburban Casuals, and uh, panty liners."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I really, I don’t want to get panty liners, please…


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Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "Well, I, you said you wanted to help, so I…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know, it’s…