[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "[laughs] I’m ok, I’m not, great, and um… [nods]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [in a monk-impression tone] Ohmmm… Ohmmm… Everybody sit on the floor Indian style like me. [Meredtih sits Indian style in a dress exposing herself right in front of Michael] Ohmmm my God if you’re wearing a dress please keep your knees together nobody wants to see that ohmmm… ohmmm…


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Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "[in a monk-impression tone] Ohmmm… Ohmmm… Everybody sit on the floor Indian style like me. [Meredtih sits Indian style in a dress exposing herself right in front of Michael] Ohmmm my God if you’re wearing a dress please keep your knees together nobody wants to see that ohmmm… ohmmm…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My goal is to make this office as peaceful a place for Stanley Hudson as I can. I think sounds have a lot to do with that. Here are some downloaded peaceful sounds. [a couple of sounds play on the computer] That one makes me think… of death. It’s kinda nice…


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "My goal is to make this office as peaceful a place for Stanley Hudson as I can. I think sounds have a lot to do with that. Here are some downloaded peaceful sounds. [a couple of sounds play on the computer] That one makes me think… of death. It’s kinda nice…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [everyone is lying on the floor in the conference room with the light off, Michael is walking around with a candle in his hand] It is a beautiful, sunny day as we walk through the meadow that is very spiritual and relaxing and there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful. Now, up ahead, a castle, in a distance.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "What? [opens her eyes, Michael is standing over her] Oh…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And you walk up toward the castle, and inside the castle are 4 men, and each of them, none of them have shoes, and they give you a funny cigarette, and you feel even more relaxed, and then you want ice cream. You want a big bowl of ice cream. What kind do you want? Shout it out.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "Chocolate."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Racism is dead Stanley, you can have any kind of ice cream you want. What do you want? [beeping starts] What is that? People! Please I told you to get rid of the cell phones.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "It’s my bio-feedback machine.."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Stanley.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, ok. What is that, like, a video game?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Stanley, who says: "It alerts me when my stress level goes up so I can try to calm down."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You have stress?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Phyllis.
Phyllis says: "Let me get you some water."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No no, I’ll help you. I’ll help you up. Here we go.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "No, Michael, No. [beeping speeds up]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Stanley.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let me getcha.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Stanley, who says: "Would ya, would ya step back please"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok, alright.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "That’s better. [Michael walks back towards Stanley and the beeping goes up again]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok… I think that thing is on the fritz. Ahh… Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? That’s what HE said! Right guys, ’cause of gay? [Oscar has Stanley’s monitor now] Let’s give this a shot.


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Ok… I think that thing is on the fritz. Ahh… Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing? That’s what HE said! Right guys, ’cause of gay? [Oscar has Stanley’s monitor now] Let’s give this a shot."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hellloo… [beeping speeds up as Michael gets closer]


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "Michael, I think you’re what’s stressing everybody out."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So… it wasn’t Dwight after all. Looks like I am the killer. You never expect that you’re the killer… it’s uh… great twist. Great twist.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "What could Jim have said to make my dad want to leave my mom? And at what point in our marriage is he gonna say it to me?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t get it. Do I stress you out?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Speaking of which… [hands Michael the paper to sign for Dwight’s formal apology]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Remember when people used to say boss, when they were describing something that was really cool like, those shoulder pads are really boss man… Look at that perm, that perm is so boss. It’s what made me want to become a boss. And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. But now, boss is just slang for jerk in charge.


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Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Remember when people used to say boss, when they were describing something that was really cool like, those shoulder pads are really boss man… Look at that perm, that perm is so boss. It’s what made me want to become a boss. And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. But now, boss is just slang for jerk in charge."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok everybody, I’ve figured it out. The reason that you are all so stressed around me is that you are too intimidated to tell me what you really think. [Jim shakes his head at the camera] You are keeping these feelings inside, and that is what’s causing stress. So, what is the solution? Solution is honesty, laughter, and comedy. In short…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "A vacation."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kelly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What? No. No, I am talking about a roast! Of Michael Scott! Oh c’mon! Who here has the Comedy Central Roast channel? You’ve seen it right? Everybody gets together, and everyone starts hurling insults at the one guy, and everybody’s laughing, and everybody’s hugging each other…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Oscar, who says: "Michael are you serious? You really want us to roast you?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Si senor.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "I consider myself a good person. But I’m gonna try to make him cry."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I can already feel people’s stress starting to melt. I think they’re very excited about paying their respects this way. I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Group says: "Michael Scott! [laughter]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Group.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey Hey, I don’t go make burgers where you work and then tell you how to make burgers. Ha ha!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kelly, who says: "I have made a list of people that I would make out with before I would make out with Michael Scott. A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse, a woodchipper, Kevin, a candle, and Lord Voldemort. Anyway, Happy Birthday Michael."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re so lucky! Good one… [clapping]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Meredith.
Meredith says: "Michael, you are the reason I drink. You are the reason I live to forget."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pow pow pow… [hands making gunshot impression, sporadic clapping]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "[yelling at Michael in Spanish]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Oscar.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [Toby tries to come on stage] NO! No, friends only. Friends ONLY. [Toby shrugs and sits back down]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Several times a day, Michael says words that are way beyond my vocabulary."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know where this is goin’.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Ok. Remember Spider face?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "OK. ‘Cause the quote was, cut off your nose to spiderface."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Spite her – ok [laughter]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Michael is your superior."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No no no no no no!


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Okay, you should be bowing down in front of him."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight your’e supposed to do it this way.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Ok, no, they don’t understand who they have…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is the way you’re supposed to do it, idiot.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Are you calling me an idiot?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Idiot.


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Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Well I just want to take a minute to talk to you all about something very serious. Once every hour, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott. [laughter] He’s supporting about 20 Nigerian princesses."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, ya know what? Forgive me for caring. Right?


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Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Well, ya know, Michael is a great delegator. He never does any work himself. Ever. And one time, I walked in on him naked, and his thing is so small. [quickly walks off stage] If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle! [clapping, laughter]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Can I make just a little announcement. In a professional roast, usually the roaster will say something nice about the roastee after they’re done, something about how much they love them, so, just, keep that in mind.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Darryl.
Darryl says: "Ok, so um, what’s his name? All the way in the back there."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh very funny.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "What’s his name?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Darryl.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Uhh… hehe hah! I’m thinking Roy?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Darryl, who says: "Roy left years ago. What’s his name?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t believe I have had the pleasure.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Darryl's line: "What’s"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jefferson.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "[singing and playing the guitar] What I hate about you, you really suck as a boss, you’re the laziest, jerkiest and you’re dumber than applesauce. We’re stuck listening to you all day, Stanley tried to die just to get away, heeey, well it’s true. That’s what I hate about you. That’s what I hate about you. Yeah. And now, a man that deserves no introduction, Michael Scott."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Haha ha. Thank you very much, thank you. That was great. Great job, great laughs. Really, really went after my intelligence there. [clears throat] Dozens of online IQ test might prove you wrong, but, and my thing isn’t tiny, its average, so… get your facts straight. [clears throat again] So when I heard that there was going to be a roast in my honor, I thought [choking up, clears throat again] sorry. [laughs nervously] I think I have a frog in my throat. Um… [sigh] I decided to jot down some quick thoughts about you people, um, first up Phyllis and Kevin. Uh um… [Michael walks off stage, knocking over the snare drum]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Creed says: "What’s a text?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [at a park throwing whole pieces of bread] Caw… caw… caw caw… caw…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[at a park throwing whole pieces of bread] Caw… caw… caw caw… caw…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know sometimes, to get perspective, I like to think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away. And, our problems don’t matter to him, because we’re just a distant point of light. But he feels sorry for me, because he has an incredibly powerful microscope, and he can see my face. [looks towards the sky] I’m okay. No, I’m not.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Oscar, who says: "Michael, I feel like I was a little harsh yesterday. [murmurs of agreement]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I um, I spent the afternoon in the park trying to feed the pigeons, I guess they all flew west for the winter, and I, I just had some thoughts that I wanted to share with you people.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Oscar.
Oscar says: "Wow."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck. And you’re gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted. [Stanley is still laughing] Alright. Alright everybody, you know I kid, you know I kid. You guys are the reason I went into the paper business, so, uh, goodnight, God bless, God bless America, and get home safe. [clapping and murmurs of appreciation]


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck. And you’re gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted. [Stanley is still laughing] Alright. Alright everybody, you know I kid, you know I kid. You guys are the reason I went into the paper business, so, uh, goodnight, God bless, God bless America, and get home safe. [clapping and murmurs of appreciation]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They say that laughter is the best medicine so Stanley, you can throw away those pills. You are cured. Actually, you should… better hold onto them pills, just in case.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "They say that laughter is the best medicine so Stanley, you can throw away those pills. You are cured. Actually, you should… better hold onto them pills, just in case."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [over PA] This is your captain speaking, the office will be flying at an altitude of two stories. Look out your left hand window and you will see Vance Refrigeration. [snickering] I am the ghost of salesman past, do not come near me. [wheezing laughing, starts coughing] Yes Michael Scott for Dr. Jocelyn, please. Hello doctor I was just following up on my mole again. No, I was looking online about sebaceous cysts. I have not been squeezing it.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "[disgusted groan]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Could I stick it with a pin?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "[sighs and knocks on Michaels door]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You, and at six foot six, from the University of North Carolina, Jiiiiim Halpeeeeert.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "That’s pretty funny. Hey you know what? Did I drop my, uh…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "What the heck? Is that, uh… [bends down, cuts phone cords with scissors]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You find it?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "All right."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Would you like fries with that? Please drive around.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Would you like fries with that? Please drive around."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [knocks on Pam’s hotel door] Hello, good morning.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Good morning."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You ready? And we’re off, like a herd of turtles.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "You ready? And we’re off, like a herd of turtles."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, Pam and I have eloped. Actually we just robbed a bank, and we are on the lam. [laughs] No, uh, seriously, I am on a lecture circuit. Apparently Scranton has the best sales of any regional branch. So David Wallace has asked me to go to all the branches, except Nashua, still a little bit raw there. Um, but I am going to these branches and sharing my secret recipe for success. My 11 business herbs and spices, in a sales batter. [looks at Pam] Oh that, well, that is Pam. Pam is coming along as my assistant and my driver so I can focus. And I like to pack heavy.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Yeah. I love being on the road, but I especially love the time and a half pay 24 hours a day, for three days. Cause I have a mortgage now, got a bring home the bucks."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, oh don’t say bucks, it’s not lady like. Here we go! [gets in backseat] Okay so what we do is drive all day and we stay in hotels together at night.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Separate rooms."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well that goes without saying.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "I’m going to say it anyway."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey! Look at what you’re wearing again, Pam. Have you ever seen a magician’s assistant? That’s…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "No."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. Oh, all right.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Can I turn on the radio?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. I need silence or Sam Kinison to prepare.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "That’s dangerous."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well then… hey you know what then let’s just talk.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "That’s okay I can… I’m fine. I’ll just play a song in my head."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You nervous about seeing Karen again, since she was the other woman? Actually you were the other woman so…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "No, that was a long time ago."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Is that why your wearing makeup today?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "[taking Michael’s picture] Okay, uh, point at the Dunder Mifflin."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello, Rolando, how are you?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Rolando.
Rolando says: "[sarcastically chuckles] Uh, your late, everyone’s already in the conference room. Karen will be right here to take you over."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, don’t be nervous, just picture her naked.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Stop it, please."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s what I do, steal my trick.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Karen says: "Of course not!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. Wow. Oh man! My head just exploded. Whoo! Thank God, for everybody right? Whoo kay. Wow, you’re huge! That’s incredible! I… God sorry, sorry my head is… I’m just, I’m trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and…


[User]
You are Michael. Karen says: "Let’s just get this over with, shall we?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, Mm Hmm. Ten, ten months?


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In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "[looking into Julia’s car] Trying to see what CD’s she got. It’s good to know the deets about the girl you’re wooing. Eh, Aha! Fiest. Yes! [bangs on car and alarm goes off] Whoa! Aah, Aah! [backs up and runs into another car starting another alarm]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [on cell phone] NO! Oh, my God. Oh, No. That is so awful. That is the worst news. I have to go. I have to do a presentation. I’ll talk to you… [hangs up phone, sighs] This is going to be hard for me to speak today. Because I just learned that my father has died. … No, he didn’t! He is alive. And this isn’t even a cell phone. This is a calculator. But you bought it! And now you can’t return it. Or can you? No you can’t. [Karen raises her hand] Yes. Karen, do you need to go pump?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Karen says: "Not gonna have to do that, till after I have the baby. No, I am wondering. What are you talking about?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am talking about, how you all need to sell an experience. Like I sold you on the idea that my father had died.


[User]
You are Michael. Karen says: "But now we think you’re a liar."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Would a liar bring mini Mounds bars? [Pam tosses a handful of Mounds bars at everyone]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Would a liar bring mini Mounds bars? [Pam tosses a handful of Mounds bars at everyone]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am a theatrical person. Growing up, I always thought I would become an actor. Because I have, these memorization tricks that I use. Um, for instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald. [starts singing] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God. With a woof-woof here, and a woof-woof there. Here a woof, there a woof. Everywhere a woof, woof. Um, you get it.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Mark's line: "Yes."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Got it. It works.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Karen says: "Uh, it’s very insulting."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: But it works. I would like you all to give this a shot. What do you say?


[User]
You are Michael. Mark says: "But we already know each other’s names."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, then it will be easier for you. But I, I still think it’s worthwhile, to give a, give it a try.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Karen's line: "Can I please see you in my office, please?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She is pregnant. She is knocked up. “K” Karen. Pam, let’s go.


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "[thinks for a moment] Give me two clients for her."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I grab this [grabs a chain saw], and I turn it on and I say, “Prepare yourself, for the Utica chain store massacre.”


[User]
Reply as Michael to Karen.
Karen says: "You know, I think I’m just gonna distill all this, and send it in an email to my team."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Email’s not scary. This is an opportunity. Don’t, don’t blow it.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Karen's line: "Yes, Michael. My husband impregnated me."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, great.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Karen, who says: "Oh, my God. I’m so happy for you. [hugs pam]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Old hatreds dissolve into new friendships. It’s a really wonderful moment.


[User]
You are Michael. Andy says: "Wait, what?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I would give that lecture a solid B+. Although, for the record, Karen. Wow, kind of mean.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "I’m serious. Um, I’m really glad I came."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Are you asleep?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. I’m just thinking about what you said, about Karen, about closure. You remember Holly? She used to work for H.R.?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "No, remind me."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Blonde hair, nice boobs. Not too big, not too small.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Perfect boobs, [gives a look at the camera] of course I remember Holly."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She was the love of my life. What you and Jim have times 100. Just she… she just left. And I didn’t… I never got closure, you know? I never got closure with her. I haven’t talked to her since. I haven’t seen her since. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure. I feel like I need that.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Yeah, screw ’em. Let’s do this."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [chuckles] Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Oh, wow, thank you!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You remember Holly? She used to work for HR? She’s the love of my life. She just left… and I never got closure. And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "[taking Michael’s picture] Okay, a little bit more closer to the sign. Yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do I look okay?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "You look good."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hi.


[User]
You are Michael. Receptionist says: "Hi, can I help you?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, you can. I am, uh, Michael Scott, Regional Manager of the Scranton branch.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Receptionist's line: "Actually, she’s on an HR retreat for the next three days."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh- She’s not here?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Receptionist says: "But, if you need to get in touch with her immediately, you could talk to A.J. He’s a salesman here."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: A.J.


[User]
You are Michael. Receptionist says: "Yeah, he’s her boyfriend. He’s just over there."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She has a boyfriend.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "She’s not doing it to hurt you."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I can’t do the presentation, I can’t- [voice cracks] … just… oh… thinking about seeing him… and… thinking about… him getting to hold her and getting to kiss her, it just- oh, God! [starts crying, covers his face]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Listen, when Jim was dating Karen, I didn’t want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit, but-"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know, just… uh, please, I’m going through something, okay? [exhales]


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "You know, when Holly gets back, everyone will tell her what a great job you did. And then she’ll realize what she’s missing."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And then she’ll move back to Scranton. And her boyfriend will die.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Maybe. One step at a time."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "You can do this."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I can do this.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Stanley, who says: "I know, I just read it on the sign."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Goooood morning, Viet-Nashua! Sales. Sales is what bwings us together, today. How do we deal with clients who say, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn… about paper” and get them to “Show us the money!” Well, we are going to find out today. Show of hands. How many of you are salesmen? Let’s see the salesmen. [some raise their hands] Oh, okay. Well I know what the rest of you are thinking. Wow, yuck. Salesmen are the worst! They are awful. They are so arrogant. They think the whole place revolves around them. Handsome, good listeners, funny, Mr. Wonderful. So, okay, you’re a salesman. What’s, uh, what’s your name?


[User]
Reply as Michael to A.J..
A.J. says: "[laughs]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What do you race cars?


[User]
Reply as Michael. A.J. says: "[laughs] I’m a salesman. That’s why I raised my hand."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to A.J..
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ooh. Ouch. Okay, good. You’re funny, very good and funny. Tell me, A.J., are you dating? Is there somebody you date?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer A.J.'s line: "It’s pretty serious, yes."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Huh- [pauses] Does she ever talk about me? [voice cracking]


[User]
You are Michael. Man says: "What does this have to do with sales?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s all connected. Shut up. [to A.J.] Does she ever mention ‘Michael Scott?’


[User]
In character as Michael, answer A.J.'s line: "Does what feel good?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [grunts] Your life. [sits down, upset] Oh, wow. Whew. Ahh, legs are sorta giving out. Long drive in the car, so let’s just- We’ll just continue. [sighs, falls to floor, gets more upset] Oh, wow. [takes deep breath] Ooh, okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Michael, get off the floor!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, yeah… uh, I can’t do this Pam. Just read from- just read the cards.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "[whispering] No, no, no, you have to do it-"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, I’m okay. I’m all right. [sighs heavily] Okay… okay.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "[loading up car with Michael] Don’t look up. Don’t look up. [sighs as office workers all looking from window]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Want some pie?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "What?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I stole a sleeve of her sweater.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Oh, Michael…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I also stole something off of her computer. A document called “Dear Michael.”


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "You did what?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I shouldn’t have done it. It just- I couldn’t help it.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "No."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "No, under no circumstances can you read that letter. It’s a violation of her trust."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Because, she didn’t send it to you!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know, I know. You’re right, you’re right.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Yeah, I could read it."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, you don’t have to do that.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Go get your laptop."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. [leaves to get laptop]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "[closes laptop] It’s deleted."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well?


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "She still has feelings for you."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She said that? Is that what it said? What did it say?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "[nods and smiles]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [smiles, sighs, chuckles] Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "[opens door to wake Kelly, bangs together two trash can covers loudly] Birthday time is over! Now go make up for all the work you missed when you were taking your nap. [slaps Kelly’s butt] Many happy returns. [slams door]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I feel great. So good to have closure. Ah! We should go apologize to Roy or something.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "No, we don’t need to do that."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who have I wronged? Who have I wronged? Oh, oh! What about that fat guy from Stamford that I insulted? We should find him!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "You mean Tony?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jabba the hut, Pizza the hut, Fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Jimbo!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: …Jim.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "[impersonating Fonzie] Ayyyy!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ayyyy!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Ayyyy!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ayyyy!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim, Pam, Michael And Dwight says: "Ayyyy!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim, Pam, Michael And Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughing] What was that?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "That was funny."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That was funny. Let’s go do it to somebody else. Ayyyy!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kevin's line: "I miss Stacy."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, I hear ya. It’s been four months since I was with Holly, and she was way hotter then Stacy. So if you think you’re hurting…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "Oh, wow look at those. How nice for you. Up there, front and center, beautiful. I think they would look better right here. [Michael takes the flowers from Pam’s desk and puts them on the ground off to the side] They’re very pretty and I wouldn’t want them to fall. [Kevin groans]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just about everyone in this office is single right now. Including me. And everyone is experiencing an incredible amount of emotional pain. Especially me, because of my great capacity for emotion, and it is my first Valentine’s Day since Holly, so I think that I am well qualified to understand that these people need to be protected from having love shoved into their faces.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Just about everyone in this office is single right now. Including me. And everyone is experiencing an incredible amount of emotional pain. Especially me, because of my great capacity for emotion, and it is my first Valentine’s Day since Holly, so I think that I am well qualified to understand that these people need to be protected from having love shoved into their faces."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam, really, they’re back?


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "They’re for her to look at, Michael."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Can I have a word with you, Jim?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Oh, I’m sorry."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah. And the sexy looks between you and Pam, the general sexiness, the flowers, it’s creating a bit of a hostile work environment.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "So sexy it becomes hostile."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mm-hmm.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Uh, I actually thought we were keeping it pretty low-key."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, if you guys insist on having your own private little love fest–


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "You can’t be a part of our relationship, Michael."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [gesturing Pam to be quiet] –then, we, are gonna have our own private Valentine’s Day party.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "That sounds fun."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So suck it. Hey everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it, and I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention, a lonely heart’s convention, this afternoon. Singles only.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Yeah, deal with it Pam!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So we may not have someone in our lives that we love, but we do have each other.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself. [pauses, then nods signaling that he performed the feat]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life, the transfer of my bodily fluids, oh wow, that’s a big needle, that —


[User]
You are Michael. Blood Drive Worker says: "You’re gonna need to lie down right over here."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. Hello.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Blood Girl's line: "Whew, I’m really nervous."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, me too.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Blood Girl says: "Yeah, when I get nervous I sort of clam up."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, well, that’s fine.


[User]
You are Michael. Blood Girl says: "Whew, it’s better for me just to be quiet, yeah."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, can I point something out to you?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Blood Girl's line: "Sorry, it’s the other thing I do when I get really nervous."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, here we go.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Blood Drive Worker says: "Alright, here we go."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, God. [Michael clears his throat]


[User]
You are Michael. Blood Drive Worker says: "Just relax."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yup, I’m good, whew. Wow, I feel like a human juicebox. [Blood Girl laughs] Hawaiian blood punch.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "We’re in."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yick.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Blood Girl's line: "Ew."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I looked straight at the bag.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Blood Girl says: "That’s not good."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Could you distract me for a second, just talk about things that don’t have blood in them?


[User]
You are Michael. Blood Girl says: "Well, ok… bags! [Michael is taken aback] Alright, that was bad."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That was mean.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Blood Girl's line: "A hat with no blood in it?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is full of soup.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Blood Girl says: "You’re cute."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What?


[User]
You are Michael. Blood Drive Worker says: "You’re done."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, already.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Blood Girl's line: "Is he OK?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [ccming to] Oh my God, how long was I out? [Michael looks over where Blood Girl was and sees Hank]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Hank says: "What?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Excuse me, waitress, where did the lady go?


[User]
You are Michael. Blood Drive Worker says: "Oh. She left."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK. Oh, wait a second, wait a second, that’s hers. This is hers, she left her glove. I need her name if I’m gonna return her glove.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Oh yeah, I understood."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well here we all are. Alone but together. No flowers for us. [in a Mexican accent] Relationships, we don’t need no stinking relationships. I think we should all go around and tell our worst relationship story, and then get past it, just blow through it, yeah? Kelly, what about Ryan? He treated you pretty terribly, yeah?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "Well, his heart was in the right place."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, but now his heart is in Thailand along with the rest of his body having random sex. [Kelly looks hurt] Okay, sorry, let’s, who else? Oscar.


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "I don’t think so."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Come on, I’m sure there’s something you need to get off your chest.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "Was he in to you in like a gay way?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Moron, if he was there wouldn’t be a story.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "I’m not done yet."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh my God.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "A week later a friend of mine calls me up, and he says “I just saw him in a gay bar in Kansas City.” [everybody groans except for Michael who looks pleasantly surprised]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well then it’s a happy ending, because he was gay. You should call him!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Angela's line: "I guess I have. Huh."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright who’s next? Where’s Andy?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "He’s on one of his honeymoons."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "My worst breakup was with Stacy. It was a Sunday morning, we were reading the paper, and I said “Oh my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East!” and she said that we’re done."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what guys? I don’t think we need to do this.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "A net? a giant net?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. Not a giant net.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "What do you have in mind?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I was thinking maybe like a mixer.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Oh God, that’s a terrible idea."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Old fashioned meet market —


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation? Ha, you’re not allowing natural selection to do its work. Pssh. You’re like the guy who invented the seat belt."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: These people need love and I am going to get it for them Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees then anything else. I am going to be cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit and say “I’m in love I was hit by cupid’s sparrow.” Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "These people need love and I am going to get it for them Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today? A great boss cares more about the happiness of his employees then anything else. I am going to be cupid, and I am going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims, and they are going to get hit and say “I’m in love I was hit by cupid’s sparrow.” Funny little bird, but he gets the job done."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Hey. No movement."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ah, still early.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "I’m ok. Feel a little lopsided because of all the blood they took out of my right side."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. No, I meant about being single today.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Oh. Meh."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Meh, exactly. Eh.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Eh."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, here we go.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Dwight K. Schrute. Why don’t you introduce me to your little friend? [Dwight immediately breaks the handshake with the redhead and turns to the blonde] Hi, Dwight."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Babe alert! [to the redhead] Hello, I’m Michael Scott, welcome to our little shindig.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Lynn says: "Oh, hi! I’m Lynn."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Lynn, follow me, come on in. For you we have one of our top people Kevin Malone. Kevin, come out here show your beautiful self.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Lynn, who says: "Hi."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [after a short pause] So run with the ball! Run with it, Kev. [after another pause] Where you from?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "I think I blew it. It all happened so fast. So… fast."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So, Eric. You mentioned before that you are in tool and dye repair.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Eric says: "I am."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Eric.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Meredith recently had a total hysterectomy, so that’s sort of a repair. Alright, I’ll let you guys talk.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "Meredith recently had a total hysterectomy, so that’s sort of a repair. Alright, I’ll let you guys talk."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s going very well. People are mixing, a lot of hope. Cause that’s what you hate to see, when hope gets crushed. [Michael suddenly turns to look at the open entrance door] Sorry, thought I heard somebody coming in. Um, so [looking at his watch] it’s not too late.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Hey, it just takes one!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nobody’s after me, I just, I met a woman when I was giving blood and I thought she might come by.


[User]
You are Michael. Kelly says: "You met a woman when you were giving blood? That is so romantic."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s not a big deal really, I just, you know met somebody, we hardly talked, I picked up her glove so I was hoping I could give it back to her.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "She could be."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Believe me its nothing. I hardly even talked to her we just, we were lying there next to each other, I think our blood bags touched.


[User]
You are Michael. Girl says: "Is this the party? [everyone turns to Michael wanting to know if this is Blood Girl]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nah. [everyone groans and Girl turns around and walks away.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Thanks, Michael."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, if anybody wants to go…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "We can stay a little longer."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really? [everybody signifies their agreement, and Kelly gives Michael a piece of cake] Oh, thanks.


[User]
You are Michael. Kelly says: "Michael, it’s time."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what, you guys, you guys can get out I’m gonna soldier on a little bit.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "[on the phone] Sure. Uh huh."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam? Knock, knock.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "[on the phone] You can fax it over. Yeah, 5-7-0-5-5-5-0-1–"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [at same time as Pam] 4-9-1-7-4-5-1


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "0-1-7-5. Thank you. Bye, bye. [to Michael] It really makes us look unprofessional."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They would never know it was me doing it. Here we go, Knock, knock. [Dwight walks over]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "[sighs] Who’s there?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Buddha.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Great."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I, I need something to wipe my hand.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Now there’s, there’s butter on my desk."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That was helping. It was classic.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "I got a knock-knock joke."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No… God.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "[clears throat] Knock, knock."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who’s there?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "KGB."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: KGB – [Dwight slaps Michael on the face]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "[in Russian accent] We will ask the questions!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What the hell was that? [Michael starts to fight with Dwight]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You, you like that?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "C’mon. What are you doing? Mine was a part of my hilarious joke."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mine was retribution. What are you doing? No more knock-knock jokes. That’s it.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Ding Dong."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to Jim] Who’s there?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "I’m not answering it."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Answer the door.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "[Michael walks in dressed as Willy Wonka] Good morning, Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, no, no, no, no. I am not Michael. I am Willy Wonkaaaaa.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Good morning, Mr. Wonka, here are your messages."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why thank you very much. [notices jelly beans] Oh, what are those? What are those? Tell me, please!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "No, no, no. They are not just ordinary jelly beans little girl. These are extraordinary jelly beans!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: The Willy Wonka Golden Ticket promotional idea is probably the best idea I have ever had. It’s probably the best idea anybody has ever had. Three days ago, I slipped five pieces of gold paper into random paper shipments. This entitles the customer to ten percent off of their total order. It will be a day for them that is full of whimsy, and full of excitement and full of fantasy.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "The Willy Wonka Golden Ticket promotional idea is probably the best idea I have ever had. It’s probably the best idea anybody has ever had. Three days ago, I slipped five pieces of gold paper into random paper shipments. This entitles the customer to ten percent off of their total order. It will be a day for them that is full of whimsy, and full of excitement and full of fantasy."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’ve written these things because it is my responsibility, as manager of this branch, to profiligate great ideas and I think I have done my part with the golden ticket promotion. Now it is your turn. I want to hear some great ideas from you that are just as good as mine. [Jim raises hand] Umm hmm.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "We own our own delivery trucks. We could lease them out on the weekends —"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Too many words. Good ideas are simple. ‘Golden ticket.’


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "‘Free paper.’"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. Jim. We’re a business. Post-its. That is a golden ticket idea. NASA took five or six golden ticket ideas to get man on the moon.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "[on phone] Hey, Tom. What’s that? Oh, you found a golden ticket. [puts hand on receiver and speaks to office] One of my clients found a golden ticket. [Michael screams in excitement] [Jim back on phone] Yup. No, congratulations. [Michael dances in background]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Woo hoo.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "[on phone] I’ll take that down right now."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Tell me; was it a spoiled little girl with big lips…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "[on phone] Hold on one second."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Invite them on the tour.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "[to Michael] It’s actually Blue Cross from Pennsylvania."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really? That’s kind of a big client. [gets up and heads toward Oscar] Hey, Oscar. Woo hoo hoo. Um, how much of a hit is ten percent of our Blue Cross account?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Oscar, who says: "Ten percent?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "How do you not spread out the tickets into different shipments?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I thought I did. So…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "OK…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well no harm no foul.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "You didn’t, but… it’ll be fine. It’ll be good."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey. Hey. Hey. You idiot.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "Start over."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sir. I placed a bunch of golden tickets into five separate boxes and some how they all ended up with Blue Cross. How does this happen?


[User]
You are Michael. Darryl says: "Were the boxes near each other?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Irrelevant.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "When Michael’s skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is. ‘Stopping a fight in the parking lot. ‘ ‘An Obama fashion show. ‘ Whatever… that is. Or ‘trapped in an oil painting.’ I’m gonna save that one."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nobody panic. The good news is… they can’t fire all of us, right?


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "They can."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, they can’t.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "Michael, what do you think shutting down a branch is?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright, then we’re screwed. I am just a net that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy, so –


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "So, well I lost a ton of money today and I have a mortgage, so I’m a little pissed too."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you, Jim is with me.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Absolutely not, I’m mad at you."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well you know what Jim? It is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Good one."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, don’t get that. Please? [Pam gets up to answer her phone]


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Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "I’ve got a golden ticket idea. Why don’t you skip on up to the roof and jump off?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Stanley.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is not constructive.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "[on phone] Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. Oh hi, David. He’s having a colonoscopy. Alright, I’ll find out if he’s out yet."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [on phone] Hello David. I just got back from my procedure, so–


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "Fine. What is going on?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [reading from computer] My colonoscopy was an examination of my large colon and the distal part of my small bowel with a camera.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Why did you OK this golden ticket idea? We’re going to lose a fortune, Michael. How could you let this happen?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, there is an explanation that involves me not letting it happen and I just don’t… I don’t know.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "How could you not know Michael?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I think we might have hired an outside marketing consultant.


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "Michael?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, I think, it might have been an inside consultant.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Was it the sales department?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "Was it Jim?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "[long pause] Yes."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [Dwight walks in] Come on in. Good to see ya, have a seat. I just wanted to congratulate you on that great golden ticket idea.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "That was your idea."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Woah, wow, who told you that?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "You did. Several times. Over and over again."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [same time as Dwight] No, I don’t think I ever did. That was your idea Dwight.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Wasn’t my idea. Loved – but I can’t."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wait a second, wait a second, I wrote it down in my diary.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "You don’t keep a diary."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes I do. You’ve just never seen it. [reading from diary] March 4th. Dwight came up with the best idea today about golden tickets.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Hold that thought. [Dwight gets up and gets own diary from desk and returns] [flipping through diary] March… 4th. Michael Scott came up with golden ticket idea to give five customers ten perfect off for one year."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why do you have a diary?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Impossible."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, you did.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I wasn’t given candy as a child, so a movie that fetish-ized it that much, would have made no sense to me. Plus, we weren’t allowed to see movies. So… do the math."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What are you writing? [Dwight writes in diary]


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Had conversation with Michael about taking credit for an idea that wasn’t mine. Discussed movies."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Would you like to go to lunch with me? Just the two of us?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "[Jim, Andy and Pam all talking over each other] …turn into this black and carbon brick-where this barbeque sauce of shame and rage and two hot people with a perfect relationship would not understand that."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We think a lot alike. Sometimes you will think something and I will say what you’re thinking–


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "OK, what am I thinking right now?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Umm, nacho chips.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "No… How skin is the largest organ of the body."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, OK. Let me just cut to the chase, Dwight. I want you to fall on your sword for me.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "What about Shoe La La?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs] It’s not ready yet.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[sighs] It’s not ready yet."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have an idea for a fancy men’s shoe store called Shoe La La. And it’s just men’s shoes for the special occasions in a man’s life, like the day that you get married or the day your wife has a baby, or for just lounging around the house.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "I have an idea for a fancy men’s shoe store called Shoe La La. And it’s just men’s shoes for the special occasions in a man’s life, like the day that you get married or the day your wife has a baby, or for just lounging around the house."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: May I have your attention please. I have an announcement. Mr. Dwight Schrute and I just returned from a wonderful stroll together and although I probably will never do it again, I had fun. I really had fun with my best friend, Dwight.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Oscar, who says: "These aren’t announcements."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes they are, you just don’t care about the information.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Well…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I mean, like we were talking about that is why he has come to the conclusion…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "We discussed the fact that I’m cooped up here instead of experiencing the whole wide world."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Right.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "No plowing my own acres. Going around shirtless all day. You know experiencing freedom."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s it. That’s it. You can’t put a price on freedom.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "I haven’t made a decision yet."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You kind of have.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "No."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "There it is."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [seeing David Wallace come into the office] Oh my God. Dwight! Dwight! Get in— what’s it gonna be, what are you gonna do? [Dwight runs into Michael’s office] What’s it gonna be? Are you gonna do this thing for me? Dwight? [David knocks on Michael’s door and opens door] Hey David, how are you? Good to see you. Nice surprise. Dwight and I were just having a very unfortunate conversation.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "That’s too bad."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes it is, but it had to be done, didn’t it?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "That’s what she said! [David laughs]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, Dwight, great idea. Dwight, Dwight, great idea. How’d you come up with that idea?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Inspiration."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really? How did– how are you inspired? How did it pop into your head Dwight?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "[same time as Michael] You never know when it’s gonna strike. Just… boom."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Give me the details of how that happened.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Sure."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: David? David?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "[same time as Michael] ‘Cause I’ve got this idea…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: David?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Pam…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I can’t… vouch for that. But I do know this. He is a liar. He has taken my idea.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "[on phone] We are gonna call you back guys. [to Michael] What is going on here?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, here’s what happened, David. It was all my idea. You called me and you were really angry at me and I got scared, so I had Dwight take the fall, but now, it turns out that it’s a great idea and Dwight will not confess. Can you believe that?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "It is my idea."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh how dare you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "It is my idea. I’m filled with good ideas. Thousands of good ideas."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You are? Good ideas, huh? Hey, did you come up with toilet buddy? It’s a net, circular net, that you put inside the toilet to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet? Formally known as toilet guard?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Horse Boat."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh please.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Oh give me a break."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: …that is more absorbent, and softer than toilet paper. I have a lot of toilet ideas.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "That’s because they’re easy!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They’re not easy. Everybody has to go to the bathroom.


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In character as Michael, answer David's line: "What, I don’t — what do you want me to do now, Michael? What am I supposed to do now?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well David, I will be honest with you. I do want the credit without any of the blame.


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You are Michael. David says: "I am gone."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When they look back on this day in the history books all that will be remembered is that I had a good idea. And that’s what I am going to write down in my diary. That is what I want you to write down in yours.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "No."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I want to see it. [Michael gets up to try to see Dwight’s diary]


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "No, Michael."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Give me… Give me the diary.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Alright."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, so. I get up to the building, I get to the revolving door… broken! So I have to take the normal door.


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Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "At least he is in the building."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Oscar.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, No! I was so nervous it was the wrong building! I walked into the wrong building!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "Did you tell him how sick of him you were?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why would I do that?


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Respond as Michael to Meredith, who says: "Did you spit in his face?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You guys have thought about this a lot more than I have. I just winged it.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "Michael is that scotch?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch. [in Oscar’s ear] Clinky, clinky-clink. Come-on… come on, come on.


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Scotch with Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like scotch. [in Oscar’s ear] Clinky, clinky-clink. Come-on… come on, come on."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [slightly drunk] What am I gonna do? I’ll tell ya what I’m gonna do. I gonna do a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I gonna stay up all day. Gonna sleep it up all night. I’m gonna give it a OHH! HEY! HO! And I’m going to stop worrying about calories.


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "Maybe you should go into your office, close the door, and make some calls about jobs?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have a job.


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Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "You called any headhunters?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Any good headhunter knows I am available.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Charles, who says: "Uh, I need you to go over this client list and indicate any wrong or false data."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re ‘I need you to’ is my command.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "Hey Michael…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Can I talk to you a minute?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You can talk to me for as long as you want. I have all the time in the world. [eats some spaghetti] Oh God! Blech! Phyllis!


[User]
You are Michael. Andy says: "I just wanted to tell you that… Oh What? [takes a present out from behind his back] What’s that?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh! Hey. What is this about?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "I hope I get to work with you someday again."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Me too, me too. Is this wine?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Ah… busted. Yes"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I already have wine.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Isaac.
Isaac says: "Thank you. [to Michael] You interviewing too?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hmm?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Isaac says: "Interviewing?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Isaac.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: For?


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Respond as Michael to Isaac, who says: "Regional manager."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes I am.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Isaac.
Isaac says: "Philly."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s a drive!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Isaac says: "Yeah, well this is one of the few places that’s hiring. It’s uh, its brutal out there."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Isaac.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs]


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Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "[overhears loud monster noises] Its Monster dot com. Singular."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you. [groaning ceases]


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In character as Michael, answer Phone's line: "Hi, you’ve reached Prince Paper. We are sad to inform you that after 40 years of serving the community we are no longer in business. Thank you for your support. May God bless you. [girl’s voice] Bye!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs] What am I gong to do? Uh… [chuckles].


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "[sighs] What am I gong to do? Uh… [chuckles]."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: PSST! PSST!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Yeah… .you want me to come in your office? Oh."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, oh okay, okay. Close your eyes.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "I would prefer not to."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just close your eyes. I’m going to start my own paper company.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Why?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Can you believe… cause I know paper. I know everything there is to know about paper.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Do you know the industry is in decline?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah! Oh God. I practically invented decline.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Right."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Right, I know paper, I know how to manage. I have a name, close your eyes.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Okay. [keeps eyes open]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright, Michael Scott Paper Company. You want in? Do you want to be a part of this?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I am not gonna do this."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Obviously.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "And you are not going to, either."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, agreed, mmm, except…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam, listen. This order form. Instead of saying “Dunder Mifflin” at the top is there any way I could get it to say something else?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Like Michael Scott Paper Company?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You… oh. Somebody has been talking in bed. Pillow talk.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Hmm… yeah. Listen Michael. Have you really thought this through? ‘Cause it’s a pretty big risk."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is a dream that I have had since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Well, um, you can scan it, and then you can upload the image, and then you can copy the new image."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Can’t I take some paper and just tape over it with transparent tape?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Yeah. Good."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you very much.


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Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "She’s such a special person. And she’s turning 50 this year."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m starting my own paper company.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "No way!?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "In this climate?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah. In all climates. It’s going to be worldwide. And I’m looking for some talented salesmen to join me. That’s where you come in.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Your own paper company."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Can you believe it? Well, we’ll see, we’ll see. It’s just a, just a nugget of an idea right now so


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Right…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Potential, lots of potential. yes.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "What a courageous venture."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s… it’s very courageous, very exciting. Um…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Okay. So yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So think about it. Lets put a pin in it for now.


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In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "You put a note in my food?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I made it sterile.


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Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "Just to say “sterile” doesn’t make it so."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am offering you the opportunity of a lifetime, Oscar. To come work for me.


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You are Michael. Oscar says: "Do you have a business plan? A funding request? Market research, financials?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no no.


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In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "Five years?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, hey, you already have the job. You don’t have to convince me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "It’s just not prudent Michael."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [from inside the restroom] Stanley?


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "Can’t you see I’m urinating?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Listen, Listen, Stanley. You don’t have to answer me now.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "No."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh-okay, you’re not letting me finish, and you just lost out on a million dollars.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "No I didn’t."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what. I had a great time at prom. And no one said ‘Yes’ to that either.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Charles says: "Okay, Michael?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hmm?


[User]
You are Michael. Charles says: "I can’t pretend I haven’t seen that. So I am going e to ask you to stand up, walk out. And you can’t take anything."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, I have immunity. It’s my two-weeks…


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Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "I always thought Michael got a bad rap. He’s a good guy. And he’s super funny. Yeah, maybe I should tell him before he goes. He’s all the way over there."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to everyone] Well here we are… I would just like to…


[User]
You are Michael. Charles says: "No, no no no. You’re done, Michael."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [yelling from Parking lot] Alright then everybody, I’m outta here!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "I can’t believe this is really happening."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: … and I feel free!


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In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "[Michael is Army crawling around the office] Michael?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Shh shh shh… don’t look down, look straight up. Come on please!


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Reply as Michael. Angela says: "These are for employees only."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Angela Kevin, you have to help me out I just need a few things then I will be gone.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "Michael, why is it that you asked everyone except me, Angela, Creed, and Meredith?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I was going to, I wanted to. But I had to start somewhere.