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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "You know what, I’ll pay for it. I’ll pay for the party. It doesn’t matter. This is way too important. People, Holly’s coming back, and this is the most important Christmas party of my life. So back to work."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Man, I worked hard. I worked so hard for this! I was after corporate constantly. I emailed Joe. I wrote letters. And, know who I end up owing this to is the Scranton strangler. Thank you. Thank you, Scranton strangler. I love you! You just took one more person’s breath away.


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Man, I worked hard. I worked so hard for this! I was after corporate constantly. I emailed Joe. I wrote letters. And, know who I end up owing this to is the Scranton strangler. Thank you. Thank you, Scranton strangler. I love you! You just took one more person’s breath away."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We have always had good Christmas parties here, as you know, but they’ve never been cool. [imitating Sean Connery] The name is Bond… Santa Bond. I’ll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred. Classic Brosnan. Santa… wonderful tradition. Everybody loves Santa. Everybody can’t get enough of the jolly old man. But that is a myth, because you know what, he is not necessarily a big fat guy with a beard. He’s not necessarily an old guy. No one knows what the real Santa Claus… God! Ow! [camera pans down to Angela pinning Michael’s pants]


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Respond as Michael to Angela, who says: "Just stop moving your calves so much while you’re talking."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, this year’s gonna be different. We’re gonna have fun. It’s not gonna be tacky. It’s going to be, you know what, the food is going to be austere. It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. It’s not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa Claus. It’s gonna be cool, sleek Santa.


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Reply as Michael to Angela.
Angela says: "I mean, unless there’s any chance there could be press at this party."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You never know about the press.


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Reply as Michael. Angela says: "Well, I only ask because he’s a senator."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Angela.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Could he help us with some parking tickets?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Angela, who says: "I don’t think that’s appropriate."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, then he’s not a senator.


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In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "[A note is on Jim’s computer that says, “It is time. Parking lot at noon.” Jim nods and hands it to Dwight who burns it.]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay… [sighs] Oh, no, no, no, no! Fake tree. No, no!


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Reply as Michael. Pam says: "No, it has the little…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam, no, no. Holly’s coming from New Hampshire. Somebody from New Hampshire looks at that and thinks it’s a burning cross. No, no. I want you to go and get a real tree. Take some money. Thank you.


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You are Michael. Bass Player says: "Hi, I’m looking for Michael Scott."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, that’s me. Come on it.


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Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Yes, that’s me. Come on it."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [scats awkwardly] There’s nothing classier than boring Jazz music. I am here to tell ya. And I made a bit of a judgment call. I hired one musician, because I thought, what’s better, to hire an entire quartet for half an hour, or one bassist for the entire day?


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In character as Michael, answer Erin's line: "I’ve looked her up online… there’s nothing about her. She’s made no impression on the internet."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She doesn’t need an internet presence, you just know.


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Reply as Michael. Toby says: "Hey."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Toby.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What the hell are you doing here? You’re supposed to be in the courthouse.


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Reply as Michael. Toby says: "I can’t talk about it or I’ll get removed from the jury."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And then he will come back here and replace Holly, so stop asking him questions.


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Reply as Michael. Erin says: "I’m really sorry, I can’t help you. I’m waiting for my boss’ pretty friend to arrive."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: There she is. Hey. Erin, would you help her, for God’s sake?


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You are Michael. Erin says: "Oh, you’re Holly! Of course. Sorry."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello.


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In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Well I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [as Curly] Why, you’re some sorta wise guy, huh?


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "[as Curly] I most certainly am."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!


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You are Michael. Holly says: "Unnnnnnngh!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [as Homer] D’oh!


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Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "[in monster voice] Oh, huggy monster!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh no, not the huggy monster! I don’t wanna die! I don’t wanna die! I don’t wanna die! [both sigh] Wow. Well, everybody, you remember Holly.


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Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Oh, yeah. I brought um, some maple candy. But I have to admit, I got a little hungry on the drive, and I ate some of them."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s adorable.


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Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Oh, it’s so nice to be back. It looks beautiful in here. Super classy. It’s like a party for limousine drivers."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, you came on the day of our Christmas party.


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Oh, it’s fabulous. I love what you did."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Isn’t it wonderful? We love it here. Don’t you love it? All right, let me show you to your desk. [in a stereotyped Mexican accent] I show you to your desk.


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Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "[in the same accent] Watch out for my guns they’re both loaded. [makes gun noises]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What kind of guns do you have? Six-shooter?


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In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "It’s a pea shoot…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is weird. I can’t believe you’re here. This feels like you never left. Doesn’t it?


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Yeah, kind of."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh…


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You are Michael. Holly says: "Oh…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, and you have a Woody. Bah! [the both chuckle] Oh, I love toy…


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In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Mmhmm."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy’s mom.


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Why?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Because without Andy’s mom, there’s no plot. And without any plot, there is no movie.


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You are Michael. Holly says: "That is a really good point. AJ said he hadn’t seen any of the Toy Story movies."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re kidding me. Ahh!


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In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Get a life!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Get a… yeah! Good riddance.


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "We sat down and we watched them all in one day."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmhmm.


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You are Michael. Holly says: "Now he’s the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good for him.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "We live together."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, you do?


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "He had a little note pinned to him that said, “You’ve got a friend in me.”"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [fighting back tears] Yeah, Randy Newman’s the best.


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You are Michael. Holly says: "Yeah. I love him."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Me too.


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Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Hey guys, the tree’s here."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey.


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In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "Why would someone hug you?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey there, Jada. Nice to see you again. I’m Santa Claus. Welcome.


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Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "Are you serious?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s a sophisticated take.


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Respond as Michael to Darryl, who says: "No, he doesn’t. [to Michael] I told her Santa would be here."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, well, I was told that Holly would be here, single and ready to date. And we all got misled.


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You are Michael. Holly says: "You guys, this has to stop. Someone could have really gotten hurt."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What if Meredith was taking her smoking break below that window? You know what would have happened? The shards of glass would have shaved her face right off. And, yes, it might have been funny. But it also would have been incredibly tragic.


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Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Dwight’s right. What you did was dangerous and inappropriate. I’m really surprised at you guys. Last time I was here, you were both best friends."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All this arguing reminds me of a very funny story. You see this on my desk? [he holds up a toy taxi cab] Know who gave me this? My girlfriend Tara, who lives in New York City.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Wait, what girlfriend?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I haven’t told you about her.


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "I find that unlikely. You email me when you get a new zit."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m a man in my mid-40s and I still get zits. I think that’s pretty interesting. But you know what? I am not on trial here. The Scranton strangler is. So, anyway, we have this great weekend, and she drives me to the airport, and we get to JFK, but I am flying out of LaGuardia. So we laugh and laugh and laugh, and then we spend the rest of the day walking around Slo-mo, drinking latte. And at the end of the day, she gives me this, and she says, “Michael, maybe next time, you should take a cab.”


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In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "I do. She is."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Did you see her face? Well it seems to me that there is a person sitting out there in the annex that still has feelings for Michael G. Scott. And it ain’t Tara.


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Reply as Michael. Erin says: "That’s not true. I don’t know her enough to make a decision even."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Erin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What happened? What happened? Toby, what did you do? I think Toby’s very jealous of all the attention you’ve been getting.


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Respond as Michael to Toby, who says: "No, I would never ever do anything like that. But it does seem like something you would do."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, really? Turn it on me. Well, isn’t that nice? Thank you very much.


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Reply as Michael to Angela.
Angela says: "No, it really seems like something Michael would do."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Well, the fact that you would think that points to the possibility that it is probably not me. And that I have been framed.


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You are Michael. Jim says: "Okay, I’m sorry, why are we discounting this whole “Woody came to life” thing so quickly?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ahhhhhh! [laughs] Surprise! It was part of the party. Pretty funny, huh?


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Dear God in heaven."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right. Shh. Okay, you know what? Holly, I didn’t mean to do it. It was an accident. An accident borne of jealous feelings.


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You are Michael. Holly says: "Michael, you have to let this go. I’m with someone else. I don’t feel that way anymore."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, really? You certainly seemed jealous when I told you about my fake girlfriend. That’s what Jim and Dwight thought.


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In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "You made up a fake girlfriend to see if I’d get jealous? And you destroyed a gift my boyfriend gave me? What is the matter with you?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When you got transferred, and I drove you up to Nashua, you said, “Michael, I love you, but I can’t do this.” But then, with this other guy, you don’t have any problem with a long-distance relationship, do you? And you know what, that is what is the matter with me.


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Michael, I’m sorry."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And we did this whole stupid party for you.


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Reply as Michael. Aj says: "Just now."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Aj.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey


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Respond as Michael to Aj, who says: "Just now. Hey, Michael."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nice to see you again, AJ. Welcome.


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Reply as Michael to Aj.
Aj says: "Yeah, it was great."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good, good. Good to see you. Have fun. Enjoy the partay.


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Good, good. Good to see you. Have fun. Enjoy the partay."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am dead inside.


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In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "That’s good advice."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yup. I read this story about a woman who slipped on some black ice, and she hit her head and went into a coma forever. And then every day, her husband went and visited her in the hospital until she died.


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Reply as Michael. Pam says: "That’s a sad story."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [voice breaking] Yeah, well, at least he was married.


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You are Michael. Pam says: "Oh, okay, Michael, slow down. Everything’s gonna be okay."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, it’s not. It’s not. Oh, man, I can tell you confidently that it is not gonna be okay.


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In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Really. And I don’t know about you, but I don’t know of a lot of happy marriages that start off with an ultimatum, do you?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


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Reply as Michael. Pam says: "So just be patient."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah. I mean, I can wait till then. Come here. I don’t want you to fall.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "I’ll take that as a no."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I was in the mall, and I saw that, and I thought it had your name written all over it.


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Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "Michael, this is the gift that corporate gave us that I picked out. You’re re-gifting this to me."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kelly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, that’s not… no, I went to the mall and I picked that out especially for you.


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Respond as Michael to Kelly, who says: "Oh, yeah? Well, show me the receipt."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [hands Kelly a receipt from his wallet] From the mall. That…


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Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "Hey, Mike."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Darryl.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey.


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Respond as Michael to Darryl, who says: "We wanted to give you something."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh.


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Reply as Michael. Jada says: "You’re welcome."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, you know, I seem to remember that Santa promised that he would listen to all the gifts you wanted for Christmas. Didn’t he say that?


[User]
You are Michael. Jada says: "Yeah."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I think I know where he is.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jada's line: "Video games."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Video games.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jada says: "A DSi."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: A DSi?


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You are Michael. Jada says: "A horse."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: A horse.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jada's line: "Yes."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right. You have to pick up after them.


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "[answers phone] Hey! Yeah. No, I got it. Just leaving now."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: January three, 2011. A day which will live in-famously. Holly Partridge Flax, otherwise known as Holly, otherwise otherwise known as a living, breathing angel, is engaged to another man. This is freaking me out. I- okay, let’s switch to the happy video, okay? No, no, no, no, let’s push through. We’ll do this.


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "January three, 2011. A day which will live in-famously. Holly Partridge Flax, otherwise known as Holly, otherwise otherwise known as a living, breathing angel, is engaged to another man. This is freaking me out. I- okay, let’s switch to the happy video, okay? No, no, no, no, let’s push through. We’ll do this."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Today will either be the best or the worst day of my life. Holly gave AJ an ultimatum. He either proposes by New Year’s or they break up. Now, if she’s engaged, I’m gonna go crazy, and I’m gonna start attacking people. If she’s not engaged, in all honesty, I may just burn this whole place to the ground out of happiness. Either way, I am going to need some talking down. And nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down.


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You are Michael. Michael says: "Today will either be the best or the worst day of my life. Holly gave AJ an ultimatum. He either proposes by New Year’s or they break up. Now, if she’s engaged, I’m gonna go crazy, and I’m gonna start attacking people. If she’s not engaged, in all honesty, I may just burn this whole place to the ground out of happiness. Either way, I am going to need some talking down. And nobody talks me down like myself in a video talking me down."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [filming video] Michael, I know what you’re thinking. Holly’s engaged to another man, and you want to kill yourself. It may seem like a good idea, but it’s not.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Erin's line: "Okay, champagne."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Happy.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Erin says: "Sponge."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sad. To soak up my tears.


[User]
You are Michael. Erin says: "Gummi bears and gummi worms."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Bears sad, worms happy. Come on, Erin.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Erin's line: "Chocolates."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: For you, job well done.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Erin says: "Thank you! And two bottles of scotch."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Both sad.


[User]
You are Michael. Erin says: "And did you get the tickets?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I did! I did, indeed. Two front row center, to Paula Poundstone, Live in Poughkeepsie. Holly’s favorite. I hope she doesn’t call us up on stage. That would suck. “Hey, you think you can do my job better?” I don’t know. “What’s your name?” Michael.


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Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "What happened? Is there a ring?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So… high five me. We’re back. To a happy… [grabs Holly’s hand] look at those! Mittens. Are those a present?


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You are Michael. Holly says: "They’re warm."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They’re so fuzzy and warm! Let me feel those. Let me feel that. Put ‘er there. Give me a good firm… ooh! That’s a good firm handshake. You’re hired! Yes, let’s get right into the Anderson account, shall we? Yes, yes, right away.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "Wow."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh my God! That’s it! That’s it!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Video Michael's line: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, calm down, breathe."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m trying!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Video Michael says: "I said breathe!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m trying!


[User]
You are Michael. Video Michael says: "Wait a second, are you listening to music?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Video Michael's line: "Fine, just go crazy for a little while! Lookin’ good! You’re lookin’ good. [roping Michael in] Oh, I gotcha! I gotcha! I’m pulling you back! Michael dance off!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Go! Oh, that’s nice.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Video Michael says: "Go!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Me? Okay.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Video Michael, who says: "Nice! We’re gonna calm down later."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m good.


[User]
You are Michael. Darryl says: "My resolution is to read more. And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore, I can eat my PB&J in the car. 2011 is coming up all Darryl."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello! Oh, somebody’s got a new phone!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "I got it for Christmas. I’m so out of my league here."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [imitating E.T.] E.T. phone Holly. Holly like phone?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "[imitating E.T.] Holly misses old phone."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [imitating E.T.] Why?


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "[imitating E.T.] New phone is confusing. Gets bad reception."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [imitating E.T.] Bummer.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "Oh, God, please stop!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I still have my old phone. This thing… indestructible. [slams phone on desk, phone breaks]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "[reaches for her cell phone] Oh, I should get this. Hey! Oh, no, don’t go see that one, I want to see that together. Yeah, go see that action one. Okay. I love you, too. All right."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Holly doesn’t seem to be engaged, but she’s talking to AJ like she is. I can’t figure it out. Do you think she’s already dating a different AJ?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "I don’t think so."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When you broke it off with Roy, did you still tell him you loved him?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "I’m not… I’m not going to have…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you love him now?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "No! Just talk to her."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. She’d just resent me. Or worse! She would think of me as her friend. [disgusted voice] Oh, hi friend! Blegh.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "I’ll talk to her, Michael."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You think she’d talk to you?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s not a joke.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Okay, well, my confession is that today I had a sip of coffee. But that’s fine."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Is it?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kevin's line: "Well not all of us are Michael Freaking Scott."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What is wrong with you people? Can’t you stick to anything? Erin, I want you to go to the kitchen and get me some vegetables. Creed, you say you want to do a cartwheel? Nothing’s stopping you. Come on, old man, do a cartwheel!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Creed says: "Well, I can’t, I don’t know how."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re just gonna somersault around for the rest of your life and you know what’s going to be on your tombstone? Loser.


[User]
You are Michael. Creed says: "My tombstone’s already made, thank you."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just do a cartwheel!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "Can I get some cheese whiz? Or hollandaise?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. No cheese whiz, no hollandaise, no chocolate sauce, just eat it. Come on. Here comes the airplane, there you go. Open, open, into the hanger, there you go.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "God, I hate it."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t care whether you hate it! You said you’d do it!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "All right!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Angela.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Eat it!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kelly, who says: "You’re killing him, Michael!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, all right, shh!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "Can I get some candy, or something?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No! You can’t have any candy!


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Okay, Michael, just settle down."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [imitating E.T.] Holly Flax.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "What’s up?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, I just want to talk about what happened in there.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Oh, no, Michael, I don’t want to talk about it with you. I mean, I’m fine, I just… I don’t want to talk about it."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Holly, come on in. Thanks for coming. I thought there should be an HR rep here for this. So, Kevin and Creed, things got a little bit intense in the conference room.


[User]
You are Michael. Creed says: "You think?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And I wanted to apologize. These resolutions should be about you, and I made it about me, and it was none of my beeswax.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kevin's line: "It was traumatizing, Michael. I wouldn’t be surprised if I never ate a vegetable again."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I really wanted you to follow through on your resolutions. The cartwheel, the veggies… I… care about you. Very much. And you loom so large in my heart that I crossed the line.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Okay, Michael, no offense, but you need to get your own life."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re right. And I hope that we can still be friends.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "Well, I am. [hugs Michael]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, oh! All right.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Erin, who says: "You want to keep this?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Erin.
Erin says: "Do you want to keep this?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You can toss them.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "You can toss them."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My resolution? I never want to make Holly cry again. Unless it’s from laughing too hard. Or making love too beautifully.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "I just think we need to cool things down for awhile. Yeah, a break. At least until I get back to Nashua. Yeah, I’m sure."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Look at where you’re going to be doing the cartwheel. So look at where you’re going to be placing your hands. So pick a spot.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Creed.
Creed says: "Yes, sir."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what? I’m going to stay here as long as it takes.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Creed says: "I really appreciate it, Boss."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Creed.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s about you. It’s about you. Go!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Creed, who says: "I did it!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You did?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Creed.
Creed says: "What a rush! That’s all I had to do all year."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Congratulations. All right. Well, all right. See you tomorrow.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "[laughing] What you doing?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: English?


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "You picked on the wrong person, I can tell you that."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh no no, I’m not picking on you at all. You’re English, correct?


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "Ooh! David Brent, my liege. How are you?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Michael Scott.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Oh, there you go. I do characters as well. I got a Chinese fella. He’s called Ho Li [bleep]. That’s what it sounds like."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughing]


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "Herrow! Herrow!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I do Ping. Herrow. I Ping!


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "No, no. No, comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That’s what she said. [laughs]. [hugs Michaels] Ohh."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s good. Pleasure to meet you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Where are you working?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dunder Mifflin.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "Any jobs now?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, not right now.


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "All right."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Bye-bye. What a nice guy.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Erin's line: "Michael?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nein! I’m greek! My name is Mikanos.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Erin says: "Ooh. Wait, Michael?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Okay."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am the plant. Every great seminar has one. My job is to make the speaker look good, and I do this through the techniques of leading questions and laughing at all jokes. And the character “Mikanos”, is just a little added flava. “Mikanos” is loosely based on another character I do, “Spiros”, who is more about the ladies.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "We’re no more a team than the people staying in the same hotel are a team."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what might be kind of fun? I was thinking , you know Andy is having a seminar today? What if we went in as a greek couple? Mikanos and…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Oh, I don’t know, Michael. I’m not feeling up to that."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Okay."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Holly broke up with A.J last week, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened… to me. To Holly, it’s been the worst week of her life, and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school when she got mono and her first period ever. Too much information? That’s what I thought. But, you know what? Here I am using it.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "Holly broke up with A.J last week, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened… to me. To Holly, it’s been the worst week of her life, and I know for a fact that there was a week for her in high school when she got mono and her first period ever. Too much information? That’s what I thought. But, you know what? Here I am using it."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [as Mikanos] If-a you change-a you mind, why don’t you talk to Mikanos?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Maybe Mikanos ran away to join the Italian circus."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, yeah, like a character history. Good. Tom Hanks does that.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "What do you do in your free time?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [as Mikanos] Practice Olympics.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "We have to try this out on somebody."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [as Mikanos] Hello.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Hank says: "Look, you want to order something?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She will have a greekaccino.


[User]
You are Michael. Hank says: "I don’t know what that is."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "No more brain damage."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No more brain damage!


[User]
You are Michael. Andy says: "Wow! What a day, right? Guess you guys are probably ready to go. And you got my business card, so…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [as Mikanos] Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. You know, I like you. I’m going to give you my secret gyro recipe. Come out here since it’s a secret, and I’ll tell you. [exits conference room] [normal voice] All, you have to close right now.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "Yeah, yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Andy, what’s the problem?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "This is hard for me. I’m a nice guy."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You, Kelly and Creed, Kevin, they believe in you. Don’t let them down. Don’t let yourself down, Andy. I’m gonna go back in. I’m going to stall them for a little bit. I want you to get your head together, and then come back in. I want you to close. [entering conference room] [as Mikanos] What is taking that guy so long?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Michael, I should get back to work."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What? Come on. It’s time for grapes. [regular voice] Real fun day.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "For what?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You broke up with AJ weeks ago.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Don’t you have a sales call to go on?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t understand. I really don’t. I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Why not now?


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "We don’t know that."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sure we do.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Michael, I can’t keep getting into a situation where I date whoever I’m working with. Well, you can understand that."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, I understand. I just don’t agree.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Well you don’t have to agree."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes I do.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "No you don’t."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes I do.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Cheer up. We made a sale."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just drive faster. I want to get back.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Well, I’m going the speed limit. So…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, fine. My feelings don’t matter to you. What matters to you is your precious speed limit.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Alright, let me turn on some music."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I need to pee.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "No you don’t."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, I do. My word against yours.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Alright. Well we’ll be there in ten minutes."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What part of “I need to pee” do you not understand? I’m upset. My bladder is full. There is no telling what I might do right now all over the inside of your precious little car.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Bye."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know, I know you have a phone policy. I understand. But this is an emergency because my friend isn’t here and I am worried that he has been abducted.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Attendant.
Attendant says: "Just make it quick."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok. I will make it quick. I will make it very quick. [opens phone] And you don’t have my numbers on speed dial. Ah, Ok. What is it?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Attendant says: "You don’t know it."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Attendant.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what, I can dial 411, get Jim’s number.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Attendant, who says: "He left you here on purpose. All right? I saw it. He just drove away."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Actually this is good. I am going to take this opportunity to go walk-about. Good. Good. [to cameras] Nope, get away. No, that’s enough. Ok.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Alright. Don’t get a swelled head. You’re no tracker. [Dwight and Erin low-five] Let’s ride."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [at puppies] Hey you guys. Listen to me. Don’t get hung up on just one girl because there are a whole lot of other girls out there. Look over there. See? They look cute. [at parrots] Hello! You guys are so beautiful. You’re so colorful. I wish I could understand you. That’s a metaphor I guess. [at snake] You are disgusting. You’ll never find love. Yekkk. [holding puppy] Do you think she needs more time or is it never going to happen? [licks his nose] I’m being serious. Seriously.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "Ditto."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello. I would like a hot dog please. Now, I don’t have any money so here is what I would like to do. I leave you here with my watch, and I come back later to pay for the hot dog.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Hot Dog Guy's line: "Wow."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: With that I can buy… half the menu.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Hot Dog Guy says: "I can’t just go giving away hot dogs."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right. What do you do with the hog dogs that you don’t sell?


[User]
You are Michael. Hot Dog Guy says: "Throw ’em away."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, okay, instead of throwing them all away later, why don’t you just throw one away now into my mouth?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Waiter.
Waiter says: "No problem."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. I’ll be right back. [goes to leave but walks back]. Okay. You know what? I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I don’t have my wallet and I was gonna try to dine and dash and that was stupid and I realize I can’t do that to you fine people.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Waiter says: "So you can’t pay for your food?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Waiter.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. But the point is I did the right thing.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Waiter, who says: "You did not. You have no money. And you dined so much."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well the number three is not such a giant feast.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Waiter.
Waiter says: "You were trying to steal food from us?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am not. I just have had a bad day. And I… okay. I’ll be back later with the money. I’m just gonna leave right now.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Waiter says: "You can’t. We’ll stop you."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Waiter.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, I think I can get through the door.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "[walks to the roof of a building and spots Michael] Michael?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hi. [laughs] How did you know I was up here?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "What are you doing up here?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I got turned around. I thought I could see Dunder Mifflin.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "I missed you too."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Can I kiss you?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Yeah."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Okay, bye. Okay, bye. [kisses Michael] I’ll miss you."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Miss you. Okay. I’ll be in my office if you need me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Bye."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, bye. Bye. All right, bye. Bye… bye.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "Okay, one more quick one."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t go. I don’t want you to go. Oh don’t go. Don’t go.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Don’t go. I don’t want you to go. Oh don’t go. Don’t go."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Holly and I are dating. It’s been a week, and I still can’t believe it. [sighs] It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. And you can’t work for it. It just comes to you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "[clears throat]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [rubbing hands with Holly] Are these numbers correct?


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "The numbers are correct, Michael."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
You are Michael. Gabe says: "[to Toby] I hear them kissing all the time. It’s this horrible plipping sound. You know, it’s like Chinese water torture. Just…[makes popping sound] like it’s coming from my own head."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sit. Okay, just close your eyes. [massaging Holly’s back]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Gabe says: "Thank you all for meeting on such sort notice."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [clears throat]


[User]
You are Michael. Gabe says: "Yes?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sitting in Holly’s lap] Yes. Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. What is the purpose of this meeting?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "Are you guys listening to this?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What, are you talking about me and Holly?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "The flirtatious tickling."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Whispering and tickling have their place in business.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Darryl says: "That thing were you softly exhale on her neck."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Darryl.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I… Okay, yeah, that’s pretty hot. I will give you that. Look, you are all hypocrites. You all do it.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Michael. Confession:"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "Good."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You win. But here’s what we are going to do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook-up zone.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "No."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Anything goes.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Michael, that’s absurd. What if two couples want to go at the same time?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, then we have two closets. No, no, we’re gonna have three closets, one for each base, no homers. Yes?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Yes!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What? Problem solved.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "What? Problem solved."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, it’s great. I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban enterprises.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Sorry to interrupt. Forgot to collect my things."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ah, the old “leave behind.” Oldest trick in the book. Good thing it’s working.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Oh, no. Michael, I don’t want to make people uncomfortable."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Since when is comfort the most important thing? I mean, I don’t… I don’t sit on your lap because it’s comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Yeah, but if they’re uncomfortable, it makes me uncomfortable."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh. Okay. Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, then we’ll stop.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, you know why people here are complaining? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine’s Day.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Two people in love?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I love you.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We’ve only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, “oh, hey, there’s Holly. I love that girl.” Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I love you-love you.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "I love you."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, whatever. No big deal. Just the hottest girl in the world loves me.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Hello."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Here, shake. No!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "No, don’t touch."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, we can’t.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "No touching."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No touching. Ah, I’m trying not to touch you.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Almost got you."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, no, so close. Oh. No, we can’t do that. We can’t do this. Ohh.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "You’re not touching me."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t know what your body feels like ’cause I can’t touch it.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "And here."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I will grab you here anyway. [laughs]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Okay."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Never.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "You said you would."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I did say I would, but I was wrong. I can’t stop. You don’t what it is like to love a woman and have her love you back. It is a feeling that cannot and will not, and frankly, cannot be contained.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Gabe.
Gabe says: "Number two:"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, it was that. It’s that one.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "Give me all your money and take off your clothes."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We’re not supposed to PDA.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Maybe we didn’t want to think about it. We can make it work. We’ll date long-distance."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How’s this gonna be any different?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "We weren’t in love last time."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I was in love with you.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "I’m not saying it won’t be hard. But we can make it work. That’s what she said."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [chuckles, sighs]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Hey. Hey. Come on. You’re hurting him."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s like a time bomb…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Just hush."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sexual time bomb.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Just rock. Shh."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [into recorder] Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Movie idea?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. [into recorder] Saving the world has never been this hard.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I don’t know."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do the monkey face.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Do the monkey face!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I love that. I love that face.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Go back to the monkey!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t do the squirrel. Throw your poop.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Hurl your feces."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s good.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Good."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s good. He’s throwing it.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "Hmm. [points to Gabe blowing a kiss to Erin]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Holly. Hey.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Hi."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Holly, I love you so, so, so much. And I think we need to break up.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "What? What are you talking about?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Actually, it’s Valentine’s Day. Shouldn’t be doing this today. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "What if I said it wasn’t up to them?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "The company. Nobody knows our future, but it’s not gonna be decided by the company. It’s not gonna be decided by anybody but us. What we are is up to you and me."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Okay. Okay."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. As of today, officially, Holly and I are moving into together. Yay! [claps] Thank you. Thank you. Oscar, this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love, my friend!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "You do?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I do.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "Pizza, soda, the moon, someone to share it with."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What are our plans for tonight? Umm…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "[pulls out two handguns and kills the man with an unnecessarily large amount of bullets] Clean up on aisle five. [Threat Level:"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie, Threat Level:


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "After three years of writing, one year of shooting, four years of re-shooting and two years of editing, I have finally completed my movie, Threat Level:"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Erin… what are you doing?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Erin says: "Guys! Guys. Did you guys know that our own Michael Scott has made a movie, and that he maybe will let us watch it, but only if everybody’s dying to see it."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Erin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s… That’s. Well, don’t put words in my mouth.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "We’d love to see it!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sweet, I will go invite Holly.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "You never told me you made a movie."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mhmm! It’s got action, it’s got heart, it’s got some bosom.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "[laughs] I can’t wait."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ladies and gentleman, Threat Level:


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "I play Samuel, Michael Scarn’s robot butler. I wanted Samuel’s voice- [robot impression] to be like this! [normally] But Michael thought that Samuel should be a very advance android, almost indistinguishable from a real person."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight does not play a robot.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Samuel.
Samuel says: "It’s the president. He needs you for a mission."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Tell him I’m retired.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "It’s Goldenface."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Goldenface, this makes it personal.


[User]
Reply as Michael to President.
President says: "Not so fast, Goldenface has taken all the concession stand workers hostage. Scarn, will you find these hostages, and save the game?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [holding a quarter up] Heads I do it, tails I don’t. Best out of seven. [flips the coin] Heads. [flips it again] Tails. [President winces each time he says tails]…Heads…Tails…Heads…Tails. [flips one more time and the quarter spins around on the table. Michael looks at it] Well, it looks like there’s going to be a clean-up on aisle five.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Cherokee Jack's line: "[Creed wearing a tunic and carrying a mop, standing with Michael in front of an ice rink] Mop the ice."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m not here to learn how to mop, I’m here to learn how to play hockey.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Cherokee Jack says: "Mop it. [A montage of Michael mopping the ice awkwardly and using an ab-cruncher, and slowly getting better. After a little while, Cherokee Jack Slams a hockey stick on the ice to stop Michael, then offers it to him] Now take this."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What am I supposed to do with this?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Goldenface.
Goldenface says: "I wasn’t trying to kill you, I was trying to slow you down. [Ryan is seen placing a medal around Oscar’s neck]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Goldenface says: "Oh by the way!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Goldenface.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Goldenface, who says: "How’s your wife doing?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [begins to cry as Goldenface laughs]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "Hey, you came in second. Not bad either."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am sorry that I have to do this… [starts choking Oscar to death with his towel]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "Huh…[muffled screaming as he slowly chokes, and eventually dies]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry.


[User]
You are Michael. Samuel says: "I’m intercepting a name. Jasmine Winsong. She works for Goldenface. What I can’t figure out is, who is the Funky Cat."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Not who, what. The Funky Cat is the hippest Jazz Club in town. [stands up with his cup of tea and walks by Samuel, pouring his tea all over him]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "[acting as a jazz singer at the Funky Cat, singing] They call me Jasmine Winsong."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [walking into the Funky Cat] Bingo.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "[singing gibberish while laying on the piano on stage]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [pulls out a recording device from his pocket and clicks it on]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "[michael pushes the backwards button on the recorder] The hostages are under the stadium. [An assassin with a golden tie shoots her with a tranquilizer and she falls]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jack Blaise.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Goldenface's line: "Ha! This is gonna show them [cocks his golden gun] that I mean business. See ya! [points gun to Toby the hostage’s head, shoots and Toby’s fake head explodes, the shot is shown repeatedly]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: By far and away, the most expensive shot in the movie. But, it was integral to the story.


[User]
You are Michael. Goldenface says: "Sorry about your friend, Scarn!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: The joke’s on you Goldenface, that man was a wanted animal rapist.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Samuel says: "We’ve searched the wh- ok…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Samuel.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: He said, where is the bomb?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Goldenface, who says: "In the puck! [tosses the puck to Michael]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why are you telling me this?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Goldenface.
Goldenface says: "Yeah?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Go puck yourself!


[User]
You are Michael. Samuel says: "Noooo! [jumps in front of Michael to receive the bullet]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That was not scripted.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Helene says: "You’re lucky to be alive."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’ll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn.


[User]
Respond as Michael And Samuel Together to President, who says: "You just said the bomb… is in the puck?"
Match Michael And Samuel Together's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael And Samuel Together: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael And Samuel Together: Yes.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Samuel.
Samuel says: "But why would you blow up the stadium? You OWN the stadium!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: For the insurance money! I knew it all along! [the President, Goldenface, and his minion pull out automatic machine guns] You will never get away with this! [takes a painting of Abraham Lincoln and awkwardly smashes it on the President’s head, runs out of the office as Goldenface and his minion shoot at them]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "For the insurance money! I knew it all along! [the President, Goldenface, and his minion pull out automatic machine guns] You will never get away with this! [takes a painting of Abraham Lincoln and awkwardly smashes it on the President’s head, runs out of the office as Goldenface and his minion shoot at them]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Where had I gone wrong? All I wanted was to start a family with my beautiful wife. But somewhere along the way, things got messed up.


[User]
You are Michael. Narrator says: "It wasn’t easy for Scarn to admit that he had lost his self-confidence. And he hadn’t of course, He just wasn’t using it right now."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [in a bar] Beer me Billy.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Billy's line: "You got problems?! My TV don’t work! I pay thirty bucks a month for the damn satellite what’s-a-whosit, I can’t even get the damn game! Now you tell me, what’s worse than that?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughs to himself] Don’t ever change Billy. Goldenface is going to blow up the NHL All Star Game tomorrow.


[User]
You are Michael. Karen says: "Why are you singling my line out, like, a million years later?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m too depressed to save the big game Billy.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Billy's line: "There is a whole crowd of people out there, who need to learn, how to do The Scarn."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [A funky beat sounds from the Jukebox and Michael starts dancing poorly] Well my name’s Michael Scarn and I’m here to say, I’m about to do The Scarn in a major way. [the bachelorettes and the others in the bar stand up to join him] You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that’s how you do The Scarn! [doing the actions he says to] You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that’s how you do The Scarn! You jump to the right and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. You meet new friends, and tie that yarn, and that’s how you do The Scarn!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "[cracking up at the stupidity of it, the rest of the office besides Michael and Holly are concealing their laughter. Pam Is trying to quiet Jim up] Sorry."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [turns off the movie from the remote, the office complains]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "Or carnivals!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to Holly] Well that’s a… pretty good reaction. [Holly nods] Pretty cool, right? Did you like it? Did you like that?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Uh… which part?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. [Stands up and leaves the conference room to the dismay of the office] No, it’s not good enough. It’s not good enough…


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Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "Some people are really popping on screen!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey.


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Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "I loved it."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Did you? What did you love about it?


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Uhm, I loved that you got to work together with all your friends. Isn’t that great when you can all work together like that?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no. Holly, this isn’t Ocean’s Eleven, where you get together with all your friends and just have fun and don’t care about how it turns out. What’d you really think, honestly.


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Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Uhm…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Is it, is it because you’re afraid of where this is gonna take me? See, because I need you… to keep me grounded.


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Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Wha- It’s your dream and you never even mentioned it before!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I talk about a lot of things, Holly! I was eventually gonna get around to my dream! Obviously! Eleven years I could’ve been working on the Scarn Nebulus.


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Well why do you have to make a movie at all?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Because, if I don’t have this, what do I have? I have nothing.


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Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Really, you can’t think of anything else that you might have?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. I have my HBO comedy special, Here I Go Again dot-dot-dot. But you know what? When I think about it, when I really think about it, none of those things are as real to me as my movie.


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Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "I love you too."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I’ve only seen Antz, but I’ll tell you something. What I respect about that man, is that when he was going through all that stuff that came out in the press, about how Antz was just a rip-off of A Bug’s Life, he stayed true to his films. Or at least the film that I saw which again was Antz. The thing is… I thought Bug’s Life was better, much better. Than Ants. The point is, don’t listen to your critics, listen to your fans.


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I’ve only seen Antz, but I’ll tell you something. What I respect about that man, is that when he was going through all that stuff that came out in the press, about how Antz was just a rip-off of A Bug’s Life, he stayed true to his films. Or at least the film that I saw which again was Antz. The thing is… I thought Bug’s Life was better, much better. Than Ants. The point is, don’t listen to your critics, listen to your fans."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who likes Threat Level:


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You are Michael. Samuel says: "Michael! You have to get to that puck before halftime! Or the whole stadium will explode!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know, it’s a good thing my trainer and mentor is here to cheer me on!


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Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "[he office shushes Michael to hear the movie better] That’s fine, it’s great!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no! Actually it’s really screwed up because they [chuckles], they were trying to qualify, they were disqualified, they had to forfeit the game. Undefeated season. That’s why there were so many people there. [Michael stands up, clearly realizing that his movie is not as great as he thought]


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In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Hey, I’m sorry. It is good."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No it’s not. [kisses Holly while smiling] It’s not. But, they really seem to be enjoying it.


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Reply as Michael. Hostage says: "Please Goldenface, let us go!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [ees Cherokee Jack from a confusion of heavenly light and smoke] Cherokee Jack.


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You are Michael. Cherokee Jack says: "I want you to take all of your frustrations, with women, the system, with everything. Take it out on the puck. All on the puck."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughs at the stupidity]


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Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "[laughs at the stupidity]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [skates forward, hits the puck, and stares in wonder as it flies by]


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Reply as Michael to Goldenface.
Goldenface says: "[seen at his house counting his money] Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! [The puck lands on his lap] Oh-[A large explosion blocks out his words] [The office cheers at the ending of the movie, Michael Scarn holds up a trophy]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [in Scarn manor] Some breakfast for me [shows a plate of bacon and eggs] and some breakfast for you. [pulls out an oil can and oils Samuel’s circuit board on his back]


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[in Scarn manor] Some breakfast for me [shows a plate of bacon and eggs] and some breakfast for you. [pulls out an oil can and oils Samuel’s circuit board on his back]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh yeah, I guess I did let him be a robot.


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Oh yeah, I guess I did let him be a robot."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [phone rings] I’ll get it! Man I love being retired! Scarn here!


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Respond as Michael to President, who says: "[on phone] Michael, it’s the president."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello sir.


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Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "[the office cheers] Whoa Whoa Whoa! Isn’t the president evil?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh yeah! [laughs] Yes he is!


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "No no, he’s doing it to catch the president!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no Dwight. He’s just being stupid. [the office laughs]


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Reply as Michael. Todd says: "I really though I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts in five different women’s houses."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Still not seeing the problem here.


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You are Michael. Todd says: "All right, truth is I gotta couple love bumps on my ding-dong so, game-over!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It was the best of times, it was the awesomest of times. And now Packer wants to come home. And ohh, look who’s here to sign off on it! My boo, Holly.


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Reply as Michael. Todd says: "After you!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Todd.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, Michael! This’ll be just us.


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You are Michael. Michael says: "Oh, Michael! This’ll be just us."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, yes yes yes yes. Just so you know, he’s at his funniest when you’ve given him five shots.


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In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "I already have."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Whoa!


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "[to Michael] Why is Packer back?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Is Packer here?


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "Why’s he talking to Holly?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [peering into conference room] Don’t know, don’t care.


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You are Michael. Kevin says: "Nice! We got burned!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You did! You got burned, because Packer’s back! Packer is turning in his car for a desk. He is turning in his condoms, for a condominium! Although he’s probably going to have to use condoms from here on out.


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Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "So you know the feeling."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Special delivery for Dwight K. Schrute.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Well there’s a lot of seats in the annex."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So you wouldn’t mind permanently relocating, so that Packer can take this desk here. [Jim looks appalled]


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I don’t wanna move desks!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t be a baby! Okay! There it is. Packer was here and so was your mom! [Todd starts humping Dwight and Michael who are still under the desk.


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You are Michael. Jim says: "Do I have any say in this?!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No!


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Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "So much happening. [not as excited as Michael]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Question, should I get stripes shaved on the side of my head?


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "No! No."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Please.


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Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Did Todd tell you to do that?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, You love him right? [Holly seems unsure] You love him. I can tell.


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Oh I’m going."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Whoa! Look, are you jealous of him? Because you think he’s funnier than you? Oh honey…


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Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "I don’t think he’s funnier than me."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: He’s funnier than me.


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Reply as Michael. Holly says: "No, what I’m saying is, he’s not funny, but you’re funnier than he is."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [seems taken aback] Uhm…


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You are Michael. Holly says: "Ok:"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s insane!


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Reply as Michael to Todd.
Todd says: "[at Hank’s with Michael, talking to Hank] And a ’76 that’s good to boot, I like that. [Hank smiles]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And you made Hank smile, that doesn’t happen often. You’re very charming. That is something you should take upstairs, and use on people that really matter. [Hank looks irritated again]


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Reply as Michael. Todd says: "Why?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Todd.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t know, Holly mentioned that there were some complaints. And that you had said some things about Kevin.


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Respond as Michael to Todd, who says: "Holly said that?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


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Reply as Michael to Todd.
Todd says: "She asked me, Michael! It would’ve been rude not to answer."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’ve been on the road a long time. And you’ve been an outdoor cat. And now you have to be an indoor cat, so you can’t be peeing all over the walls.


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Reply as Michael. Todd says: "Michael, can I open the kamomo with you. I’ve been on the road too long. But, I wanna connect with my daughter. And it’s not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Todd.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No it isn’t.


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Respond as Michael to Todd, who says: "You’re right. I gotta watch my behavior."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, a little bit.


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In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "I won’t."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [Michael and Todd are walking into the office] Okay, every body. I need you to see this. Because maybe there is somebody here that you all underestimated, who will surprise you. Todd Packer, is going to apologize. Kevin! Front and center, come here.


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Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "I got a lot of numbers here to put together."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face, we know that you are hurt and embarrassed.


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You are Michael. Kevin says: "That’s silly. If anything, I should be apologizing to Packer. Because we all know I can dish it, as good as I can take it."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, sweetie, no. You shouldn’t be apologizing to Packer. That doesn’t make any sense. You ready for this? You ready for this? Gentlemen, start your engines.


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Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "Don’t do it Kevin, that’s the fake kind of apology."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, go back to the annex.


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In character as Michael, answer Angela's line: "[cutting in] No! Don’t!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I was going to say dogs! Okay, you know what, this is over! Apology has been issued! And we’re through with it. Packer will be here until the day he dies, just like the rest of us!


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In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Check it out and have a free butterbeer on us. Keep the receipt and we’ll get ya’ back!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What are you doing?


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "[trying to hide from Michael what they’re doing, he picks up the phone and talks directly into it] All right, so just pack your bags and, uh, be sure to bring those swimming trunks! Bye now! [hangs up]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I cannot believe this, you’re sending Packer to Florida? Why?


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "He took my desk."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, so you’re tricking him into flying to Florida?