[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Utica is snoozeville, um, Albany are the prepsters, Nashua, no parking, um, Akron is haunted, Camden… is in a basement, Yonkers has the two hot girls, and here in Scranton, we are the cool guys."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Woo! Shotgun!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Wait! I wanted to sit next to you."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, Dwight! Dwight, Jim is sitting next to me. You’re gonna sit in the back left where I don’t have to see your ugly moongob.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Okay, that is so mean! You know what, I’m not going."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Dwight, you’re handsome. You’re a very handsome man, get in the car.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "[moans] Scranton rules! [sprays Silly Spray]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight! Stop it! [moans] Can you help me please, I’m being crushed.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "You embarrassed me."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You embarrassed us.


[User]
You are Michael. Toby says: "Oh, it wasn’t camping, it was more of a wilderness retreat. [Michael walks in]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Morning.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Michael wasn’t invited."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping, and you know what hypothetical means? [Jim makes a face] Not real.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Got it."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So if I were to hypothetically ask you to go camping with me, would you go?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Oh, can’t go today, ’cause I’m donating blood."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How often can you actually donate blood?


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Is there a limit?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Your body only has a certain amount.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "How so?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: A bunch of guys, in a tent? Making s’mores? [makes a noise and gestures with his hands]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "What’s that?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello, I’m Broken Mountain. You know, here’s the thing. That’s not how you go camping. I think you go camping by yourself—


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Right."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: In the wilderness. It’s not with a group of guys frolicking around in tents. It’s one guy, or two guys, if your plans change.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "I thought we had that looked at."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m sick of it Jim. I’m sick of this place.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "I’m sick of it Jim. I’m sick of this place."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When Jan and I had satellite, we used to watch a reality show called “Survivorman.” And, it was interesting because it was about a guy who would go out in the middle of no where and just try not to die, try not to get eaten by an animal, or be overexposed.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "When Jan and I had satellite, we used to watch a reality show called “Survivorman.” And, it was interesting because it was about a guy who would go out in the middle of no where and just try not to die, try not to get eaten by an animal, or be overexposed."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, I will only need two things. Roll of duct tape and a knife.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "[winks] I’m on it. [leaves room]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK. Thirty minutes or less, please come back. Save the receipts. [Dwight comes back with set of knives] Hey, what…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "I keep various weaponries strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcroed under my desk. People say, “Oh, it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home or the work place.” Well I say, “It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.”"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight and I are going out. He will return later, but I will not. I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow, and perhaps the next day.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Do you want me to ask where you’re going?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Great."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight will be driving me deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Hmm, no, the choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, and I am leaving you in charge of the office for the rest of the day and for the next several days. Do not try to follow me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "OK, great."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is a very personal, private experience in the wild, that I wish to share it with me, myself and I.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Yup."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When I return, I hope to be a completely changed human being.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "No, I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, yes I would. And I would survive.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I would make sure that you were dead."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "First, I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "What are you doing?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am putting this on so I have no familiarity with my surroundings. Now this way, I can’t retrace my steps. I don’t know what streets we’ve been— [Dwight whacks Michael with his shoe] Ow! What are you doing?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "It would be better if you were unconscious."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No! Gosh! Dwight. [Dwight tries to hit Michael with his shoe again] Stop it, stop it! Stop it.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Do you want to do this right or not?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just, please allow me to have one cathartic experience in my life?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "And the other is something inappropriate. Or horrible. Or both. What else? He only sings the high harmony to “Happy Birthday.” And he’s a very big believer in surprise parties. Maybe even, arguably, possibly to a fault."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [flashback to Kelly’s birthday, hiding in the elevator] Happy Birthday!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "Ahhh!! [drops the papers she was holding]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [flashback to Oscar’s birthday, hiding in the break room] Happy Birthday!


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "Ahhh! [runs into door and Michael laughs]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [flashback to Phyllis’ birthday, sneaking up on Phyllis’ car] Happy Birthday!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Good a spot as any. [They stop and Dwight starts spinning Michael around in circles]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What are you doing? Stop. Dwight, Dwight. Just —


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "I’m just —"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Stop.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Here’s your knife. Here’s your duct tape."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright, very good. Ahh, OK. [Dwight gives Michael a hug]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Good luck, Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thanks for the ride. OK. Leave me be, Dwight. [Dwight runs off]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Creed says: "You tell her it’s for Creed. She’ll know what that means."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to own camcorder] Day One. I’m in the interior of the vast Pennsylvania wilderness. I’ve brought with me only the bare essentials. A knife, roll of duct tape, in case I need to craft some shelter or make some sort of water vessel. It’s hot today. The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, which would make it about [looks at watch] 2 o’clock in the afternoon. It’s really beating down on me now. I think that I want to get a little more comfortable because the sun is depleting my resources. [cuts pants with knife] OK. OH, there we go. Watch that I don’t hit my corroded artery here…


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "I lied to Michael. I said that I would leave him alone, but I will not. I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support, but I will never help him. I will let harm befall him. I will even let him die. But I will never let him lose his dignity."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: There we go. [standing with short sleeves and short pants] Much better. Now everything I brought with me can be used. My sport coat here, can be fashioned into a backpack of sorts [ties jacket around neck].


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "There we go. [standing with short sleeves and short pants] Much better. Now everything I brought with me can be used. My sport coat here, can be fashioned into a backpack of sorts [ties jacket around neck]."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m going to wear what was once one of my pant legs. [puts pant leg on head like a hat]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "Mushroom caps."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am totally alone right now, with only my thoughts. I love it. I’m loving it. I can literally say anything I want. No one is gonna here me. [screams] Wish I could have gone with Ryan on that cool retreat! Jan has plastic boobs! I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS! Doesn’t even matter.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "About two more minutes [cooking bird eggs]."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have made this spear, with which I will impale my dinner. And it couldn’t come a moment too soon because I have been without food for a good three hours or so. I’m startin’ to feel it a little bit. Ohh… It’s Creed’s birthday. [singing] Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to Creed. Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday, buddy.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Creed, who says: "Nothing! Nothing going on. We’re talking about nothing. C’mon gang."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well if you take a look at this, I tented my pants. I’ve made myself a nice pants tent shelter. And this little guy [pats a large tree trunk] may be Dunder Mifflin paper some day.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Yup, Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Under this tree, I think I struck the mother load. Those [points camera to mushrooms] are nature’s best mushrooms. Wild, and I have to say these little buggers are damn tasty as well. [puts them in mouth]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Everybody, who says: "Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday [Michael joins in with high note] to Creed. Happy Birthday to you. [Creed blows up candles on pie]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah! [everybody clapping] Alright, skip around the room. Skip around the room. We want — OK, alright. Yeah, don’t do that. You’re gonna break something.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Hey."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What up?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Sure glad you’re back."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You are relieved.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "You have no idea."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So what did I miss?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "So, terrible idea."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, okay, I did that. Rookie mistake.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "You did do it?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Uh huh. Yeah, just wait. Ten years, you’ll figure it out.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Well, I don’t think I’ll be here in ten years."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s what I said. That’s what she said.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "That’s what she said."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey! Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Hey! Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Come in!


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Oh, it’s Creed’s birthday today. Should we get him an ice-cream cake? Mint chocolate chip?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam, are you my friend?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Yes, I have been working with you forever."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hypothetically… would you go camping with me, if I were to ask you? And bear in mind that I would never actually ask you to go camping. That Jim is also a friend of mine, and I would rather die than make any sort of improper ovation toward you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Here’s the thing. When Michael invents a hypothetical situation, he eventually turns it into an actual situation."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you understand that Jim is like a brother to me, and I would never do anything inappropriate?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "I do."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So, as friends, would you go with me on a camping trip?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "You’re welcome. Open or closed?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Split the difference. Hey… mint chocolate chip, please? Is Jim out there?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "No."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Can you send Dwight in here?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Look at that. Perfectly balanced. This is a fine precision instrument."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, Dexter, just give me the knife.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Don’t you want a sheath for that?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, just get me a case. [Dwight looks at the camera, lifts his leg onto the desk, removes the sheath from his ankle, and gives it to Michael] All right.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Anything else? Flint…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: MmMmm. All I need…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Tent, rainfly, gorp…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m telling you, all I will need are my instincts and my will to survive.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Mmmnnnnmmm…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [holding up knife] What is this called again?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[holding up knife] What is this called again?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nobody likes to work late, least of all me. [to Jim] Do you have plans tonight?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Nope I don’t, remember when you told us not to make plans ’cause we’re working."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes I remember. Mmm, this is B.S. This is B.S. Why are we here? I am going to call corporate. Enough is enough, I’m – God, I’m so mad! [on phone] This is Michael Scott, Scranton, well we don’t want to work. No we don’t! It’s not fair to these people. These people are my friends and I care about them! We’re not going to do it! [hangs up] Everybody I just got off the horn with corporate and basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "I think you did."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I think we should celebrate. How about you, Pam, mi casa, a little dinner, dancing, drinks?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Oh, I-"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You said you didn’t have plans. That’s what you said.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Hi."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "How are you?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Come on in. Good to see you.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Let’s see, since I saw you an hour ago?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I have been getting ready and then driving over here."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well we have been doing pretty much the same thing.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Really?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Except driving.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "Oh well Pam, thank you, this will be great to cook with."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well have a seat, or come on in, or, I don’t know, make yourself to home. This is our casa.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Tour, let’s do the tour first."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Oh, you guys doing a little construction?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, just redoing the sliding glass door.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Yeah, so sorry about this God-awful carpet, we’re still a work in progress here."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, thats…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "This is my office."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yep, never been used.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "And this is my workspace."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is it, check that out, can you smell that? [the room is filled with candles that say “Serenity by Jan”]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Uh-huh."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: As you can smell there’s a lot of different odors going on in here.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "Uh-huh, Bonfire."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Bond.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Men love this one."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: James Bond Fire. I am Bond fire, James Bond Fire. Michael Scarn. [clicks tongue]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "[puts away video camera facing the bed] Babe I thought you said you were going to tidy things up."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, I-


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "What a cute bench."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thanks, that’s my bed. Jan has some space issues, so I curl up on that puppy.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "See, he fits perfectly."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. [reveals a tiny TV] I actually hung this on the wall myself. I want to show you something . A lot of people in the room, need more space? [moves TV back a couple inches] Voila, right in the wall.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Wow."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it, I love this TV. Oh and I also built this table.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "What is that chestnut?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, I think that is either pine, or nordic cherry.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Yeah, he tried to set up my TIVO for me but then I didn’t have audio for a week."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: If you ever need any help, I am just a phone call away.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "It was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies so I said “Honey keep the trophies.”"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh honey, I have the best trophy right here, aside from my Dundies.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "[Michael tries to hug Angela] No, no."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "Oh, how thoughtful."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Very nice.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "Do you have a preference, upstairs first?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Whatever you say babe.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Follow me."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "All right."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How ’bout a toast. Shall I? Here’s to good friends.


[User]
Respond as Michael to All, who says: "Cheers."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Kinda sorta an oaky afterbirth.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "So music, should we turn some music?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah that sounds good.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Hunter’S Cd says: "You took me by the hand, Made me a man, That one night, You made everything all right, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah, Oh yeah, So raw, so right, All night, all right, Oh yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Hunter’S Cd.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what, Hunter was a terrible assistant, that is why Ryan fired him.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "No."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, I was watching Jim’s face.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "I was watching Jim."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And he was laughing.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Oh okay."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well you don’t need two of you to do that.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "You can buy new stuff but you can’t buy a new party."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s true, that’s a great point. Come on down here. Sit down on that couch and be amongst friends and we are not going to think about all your stuff being destroyed, all right.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Michael, you’re up."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right here we go, this is going to be fun, ready. All right first name is Tom-


[User]
You are Michael. Jan says: "No no no, no names, no names, no rhyming, no soundalikes."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, Okay, okay, you’re getting inside my head. First name is blank and he goes on a cruise, he goes on a Caribbean CRUISE.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Oh, Dawson’s Creek."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No! It has to be a real person Jim, come on. Okay, no no, I’m gonna pass, I’m gonna pass. Okay, rhymes with Parnold Schporzenegger.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Angela, who says: "Another clue, another clue."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, he is the governor of California, he is the Terminator.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Tom Cruise!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Time!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: God, does anybody read the paper?!


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "[Michael offers his coat to Pam, who is shivering] Oh, thank you."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re welcome.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "Come on, it’s a cute story, Michael ran through the sliding glass doors because he thought he heard the ice cream truck!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Stop, stop it! I mean, I like ice cream. Okay? Sue me. Oh, no, don’t. I shouldn’t say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue, loves lawsuits. You know honey, that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "You are so right, you’re so right because before I lived here, the glass was always covered in smudges, and then I moved in and I cleaned it so I guess that makes me the Devil."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ha ha, you are! She is! She is the devil! I’m in hell! Aaahhh I’m burning, help me!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jan's line: "Mmhmm."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [in the garage] So I spend most of my time right here. Have a hand [the chairs are shaped like hands]. So Jim I noticed you checking out Jan’s candles.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Oh no she just put it in front of my face."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, did you know that candles are the number one fastest-growing product in the scent aroma market? $2 billion dollar a year industry. And for only $10,000, you could become a co-owner of “Serenity by Jan” What do you think about that?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "I’m sorry, are you really trying to get us to invest in Jan’s company?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m sorry. [doorbell rings] What now?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Angela, who says: "Yes, What are you doing here?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight is my friend.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "Fine, whatever you want, just like always, whatever you want."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Whatever I want? It’s never whatever I want. When I wanted to see Stomp, and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "We saw Wicked."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn’t so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn’t want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "I am so sorry that I don’t want to bring kids into this screwed-up world, okay? But look if you want to have kids, then fine you win. Let’s have a [bleep]ing kid."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you mean it? You want to have a kid? [Jan walks away]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "[whispers] Like… like what?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I can’t prove it but I think she might be trying to poison me. [Jan serves the food] Hey, looks great babe.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "[Michael dips his steak into his wine] Can you not do that? It’s disgusting."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know I have soft teeth, how can you say that?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "That’s nice."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Everybody enjoying their meal?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Hey babe?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "How about we take the beer sign down until our guests leave and then we can discuss it."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. No. I’m gonna leave it up. I think it ties the whole room together.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "At least he’s an artist."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: BFD. I’m a screenwriter.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "[shouting] AND I’M A CANDLEMAKER BUT YOU DON’T HEAR ME BRAGGING ABOUT IT!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: NO ALL YOU DO IS YOU GET ME TO TRY TO WORK ON MY RICH FRIENDS!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "FOR AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: MAN! I WOULD LOVE TO BURN YOUR CANDLES!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "AND YOU’RE HARDLY MY FIRST!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [yells] THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! [Jan gets an evil look on her face and picks up Michael’s dundie and throws it into his plasma screen tv] THAT IS A 200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe! [Jan goes upstairs crying.]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "It’s getting late."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what guys, she’ll be out of the bathroom soon.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Officer 1.
Officer 1 says: "Not now Dwight, We got a call about a disturbance?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nope. Nope. Nothing disturbing here. Just a couple of friends having an awesome dinner party.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Officer 2 says: "The neighbors said they heard some shouting."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Officer 2.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh… yes. There was some screaming but… um… my girlfriend… threw a dundie at my TV. Plasma.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Officer 1, who says: "You wanna press charges?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Would she get into trouble?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "[puts his hand on the Officer’s shoulder] Michael can come home with me."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jim? Pam?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "You people. [to Michael] Come on. You’re sleeping with me."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I’m gonna take you home Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nope.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "[Hunter’s voice starts singing, Pam joins in] One night…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My ideals at a party? Easy. Jim. Pam. Ryan. The Mayor. Barack Obama. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. Because at the end of the night, Brad or Angelina would have to come and pick him up and I would get to meet them. Shia La Beef because of Disturbia. Umm, all of the children of the world. Val Kilmer. But he probably wouldn’t come, too famous. Obviously George Clooney. Umm… And Jan definitely, if there was room.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "[quietly] Not with your hands."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [touching and moving each amuse-bouche] They need to be presented… royally… anyone?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Mmm. [takes one and eats it]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good stuff. All right. Let’s get down to some wine drinking.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "Well, I just got into a little trouble with the neighbors."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Little trouble. Yes. Well, Jan fell asleep during her neighborhood watch shift.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Wow, you did neighborhood watch?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "I did, and I had a very late shift and I had a little bit of wine and I fell asleep."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So she’s passed out, and some kids spray-paint a swear word on the neighbors’ dog…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jan.
Jan says: "Yeah. But, you know, it was my fault."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s like, you know, the dog shouldn’t have been outside in the first place. Anyway, it’s a tragedy, really, because the paint is not gonna come off the dog until it sheds…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jan says: "Mm-hmm."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jan, who says: "Yeah."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "[to Michael who is looking at a chair catalog] Did you pick a new chair? It’s been awhile."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam, when I first opened this catalog, I thought I was just going to be picking out a chair.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Michael started the process of selecting a new chair about three weeks ago. And normally I wouldn’t care, but he promised me his old one. It’s way better. It’s one of these. [makes a shrrhhh sound of a chair moving downward as Pam slumps down] I really want it."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [holding up the catalog] Have you ever seen this woman?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Her?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hmm…


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "The one in the really great mesh black high-back swivel chair?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Look at her smile. Those eyes, look at her eyes. She’s got – I don’t know what it is actually, she dresses like a professional and yet you know there is a side of her that could just curl up on a couch.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "I definitely remember your dinner party."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I think what I meant was that I was completely swearing off one woman. [whispers] Jan. I think that fate put this catalog in my hands.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Actually, I put the catalog in your hands ’cause you have to pick out a new chair."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I’m optimistic because every day I get a little more desperate and desperate situations yield the quickest results.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I’m optimistic because every day I get a little more desperate and desperate situations yield the quickest results."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ladies and gentleman, would you please open your supply catalogs and kindly turn to page 85. [phone rings]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Creed's line: "When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am ready to start dating again. Getting back on the market. So, FYI, for those of you who are thinking about fixing me up with any of your friends, use the woman on page 85 as a template. That will be all.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "Call us when you get there so we know you’re OK. [Andy gets up and leaves]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Phyllis.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to Kevin] Listen man, I am completely over Jan, so, would you set me up?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "If I had someone to set you up with Michael, then I’d take her for myself."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I thought that you were engaged?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "Not anymore."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "It’s a bitter situation."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah… ugh. She’s… [gets up and leaves] you don’t deserve her. Alright.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "Yeah… ugh. She’s… [gets up and leaves] you don’t deserve her. Alright."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sitting on Oscar’s desk] Oh hello Oscar Mayer Weiner lover. I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl type friends that trust you implicitly because they know you’d never touch ’em, because of your condition. Umm…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Phyllis's line: "I have a friend who’s single."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "Sandy. She’s gorgeous and she’s got a feisty personality, too."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hmm, I see, feisty. So she’s not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?


[User]
You are Michael. Phyllis says: "Umm, no, she’s a professional softball player."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oooo. Catcher or in field?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Phyllis's line: "What are you asking?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I think I’m being very clear what I’m asking. Would an average size row boat support her without capsizing? [silence] It bothers me that you’re not answering the question.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "No, alright no, she can’t fit in a row boat."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Damn it, I knew it! I knew it Phyllis! OK!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Damn it, I knew it! I knew it Phyllis! OK!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What is wrong with these people? I would do anything for them and they’re just hanging me out to dry.


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "What is wrong with these people? I would do anything for them and they’re just hanging me out to dry."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dating shouldn’t be hard for somebody like me, but it is and you know why? Because nobody here is willing to help me. Nothing would ever get done in this office without a formal request, would it? Well, fine. Here goes.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Because of the construction at W.B. Jones, half of us have to park in the satellite lot."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hmm..


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "No, thirty."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, look, I am in an assigned parking place in front, so… Alright, alright, alright, umm let me try to think about what it would be like to not have one. [thinks] OK, yes that would be bad.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "…So help us out."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wish I could, but I can’t. Well can, but won’t. Should, maybe, but shorn’t.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "Michael, please he–"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand, Kevin? Look I could probably handle it, yes, but I think it would be a good exercise for you guys to do it yourselves.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Wendy’S Phone Operator.
Wendy’S Phone Operator says: "Wendy’s."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello Wendy, this is Kevin’s friend, Michael.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Wendy’S Phone Operator says: "This isn’t Wendy."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Wendy’S Phone Operator.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, I’m sorry, could you put her on please?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Wendy’S Phone Operator, who says: "Dude, this is a Wendy’s restaurant."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [under breath] Damn it Kevin. OK, umm, could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Wendy’S Phone Operator.
Wendy’S Phone Operator says: "It’s ready now."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well put it aside. [hangs up the phone] [Dwight enters] Umm… yeah.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "OK, I have collected the rest of the ladies."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good. Good because this batch was awful. Umm… this one says chair model…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "I wrote that. Michael, you shouldn’t have to settle. This is my pledge to you. I will find her and I will bring her to you and as God as my witness, she shall bear your fruit."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That sounds good. [both smile] Go get her. Wa-Wait, wait, wait, wait. First, go to Wendy’s, get my food. Come back and then go.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "The furniture company gave me the name of the advertising agency. They gave me the name of the photographer. The photographer, a Spaniard, used a Wilkes-Barre modeling agency. The agency gave me the following information. [reads from notepad] Deborah Shoshlefski. 142 South Windsor Lane. Dead. Car accident. Case closed."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She’s dead? [Dwight makes knife slitting noise] She’s so young.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "She was so young and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal who has ever died."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, God. Oh…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Michael, you didn’t even know her."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Try not to be so hurtful Jim.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "OK Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh really? What’s her name? Burger King?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "No, I mean it. [walks towards Michael] She’s really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along. [hands over card to Michael]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t, I don’t think I’m ready. Is she hot?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "I’m setting Michael up with my land lady. She’s really sweet and… whatever, I just can’t take Michael like this."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "The five families are the five companies of Scranton Business Park. The bosses rarely meet. There’s Michael Scott, Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin. Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. They call him “Cool Guy Paul.” W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating and Air. Grade A Bad Ass. And Bill Cress of Cress Tool and Dye. Bill Cress is super old and really mean."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [still brushing teeth] Sorry, I don’t have time for this right now. I’m trying to get a date with Pam’s hot friend. And she needs to meet me right now.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "[to Andy] I’m calling the meeting anyway."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to cashier at coffee shop] Thank you very much. Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top. So… behold our bachelorette [cut to a blonde woman in a skirt]. Give her ten for looks and a three for her ability to describe herself. Hello, my lady. [woman walks right by and doesn’t respond]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Margaret's line: "Are you Michael Scott?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Is who a Michael what?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Margaret says: "Oh, I’m sorry, I’m, I’m supposed to be meeting someone named Michael."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, that’s not, yeah I’m not… OK…


[User]
You are Michael. Coffee Shop Worker says: "Michael? Michael? [reads cup] Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So you get the rent checks every month and what happens next? What…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Margaret.
Margaret says: "I don’t know."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You wanna see what I walked out on? This is gonna blow your mind. [holds up cell phone with a picture of Jan] Look at that.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Margaret says: "She’s beautiful."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Margaret.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah. Yeah, and you can’t see her whole body. Down here, she’s got a boob job. Just… she was just crazy smart and really manipulative and I don’t know.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Margaret's line: "That’s incredibly rude."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Now you ruined it. [gets up and leaves]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kevin.
Kevin says: "After Stacy left, things did not go well for awhile. And, and it was hard to see… [starts breaking up] It’s just nice to win one."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Margaret the land lady? Really Pam, is that what you think of me?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "She’s sweet and cute. I thought you’d get along."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, OK, Well I’m looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I’m a man… of intensity, of, of cool and youth and, and passionately. God…[walks away back to his office]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "I am not kidding. [shows camera an engagement ring] Got it a week after we started dating."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t know man. I was with Jan for so long. I was excited about meeting somebody new. Put my heart out there. It’s just… [sighs]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "You know what you need? Closure."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re right. What do you mean though?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "There was a woman in your life who affected you very deeply, and she left before you could say good bye. I think you need to say good bye."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hmm.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "I guess you could say she died of blunt force trauma and blood loss. She got in a car accident and plowed into the side of an airplane hanger."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: God.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She was so innocent.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "She was stoned apparently."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know I used to think that I had this perfect person out there waiting for me, but knowing that, that’s just silly because she’s dead. What do you do?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "How could I have thought that? How could I have thought that?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [singing] Bye, bye, Ms. Chair Model lady. I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice. We had lots of kids…drinking whiskey and rye, oh why’d you have to go off and die? Why’d you have to go off [with Dwight] and die?


[User]
Reply as Michael/Dwight. Michael says: "[singing] Bye, bye, Ms. Chair Model lady. I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice. We had lots of kids…drinking whiskey and rye, oh why’d you have to go off and die? Why’d you have to go off [with Dwight] and die?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael/Dwight: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael/Dwight: [singing] OH! You believe in rock ‘n roll. Can music save your mortal soul? And then [jumbling up the words] can you have to dance real slow. Well, I know that you’re in love with him. ‘Cause I saw you dancing in the gym. [more jumbled words] ‘You both kicked off your shoes. Those rhythm and blues…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael/Dwight says: "[singing] OH! You believe in rock ‘n roll. Can music save your mortal soul? And then [jumbling up the words] can you have to dance real slow. Well, I know that you’re in love with him. ‘Cause I saw you dancing in the gym. [more jumbled words] ‘You both kicked off your shoes. Those rhythm and blues…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael/Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Return.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Rhythm and blues…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This’ll be [with Dwight] the day that I died.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Okay, so look that over, make sure it’s accurate."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh. What is this?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Your bill, minus the ten percent Dunder Mifflin corporate discount."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You were charging me? I’m your friend.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "You occupied the America room for six weeks. That’s our most popular room."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: There was no other guest the entire time I was here.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "We don’t take debit cards, anyway."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight, little help with the bags, please.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Dwight, little help with the bags, please."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So, what about you, Angela? Do you have any single friends?


[User]
You are Michael. Angela says: "I don’t."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: A cute little religious type, someone who wears a uniform, or…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Angela's line: "A nun?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Love. Marriage. Baby carriage. Those have been my goals ever since I heard that song. Jan and I had love. We did not have marriage. We did have a baby carriage, which I got her for bringing groceries home, after she got a DUI.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "Hi, Michael."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sitting at her desk] Hey, Kelly.


[User]
You are Michael. Kelly says: "Yeah, what are you doing here?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nothing. Just hangin’. Chillin’. No agenda. Would you consider hookin’ me up with one of your friends?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kelly's line: "Oh, my God…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s hilarious. What’s her number?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "She’s 23."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmm… nah, that’s too young.


[User]
You are Michael. Kelly says: "Actually, I know a ton of people that I can set you up with!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Forcing your employees to set you up is not a, uh, uh, technical violation of any Dunder Mifflin rule. You know, but neither is forcing them to help you with a shot-by-shot remake of Indiana Jones. Huh-how do you make a rule book like that?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pammy?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "I don’t have anybody."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You don’t have one single girlfriend?


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "No…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m not looking for a perfect 10 here, just somebody to hang out with. Just fun, healthy young woman.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "No, I don’t, I…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How ’bout a professional volleyball player who models on the side?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "I just…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know, just a fun, guh, look, there, here, it doesn’t have to be a model. I’m not, don’t rule out model, but just in terms of models, there are like twenty different categories. There’s face models, hand models, body models [Jim raises hand] – yes.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "I actually know a sex model."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really?


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Oh, yeah."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Send me a picture.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Send me a picture."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So far, these are my leads. A blind tollbooth operator and a twelve hundred pound catcher. It’s a start.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "You’ve got a ton of dandruff."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: OK, let me be.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "How’d you get gum in your hair?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I was walking in and I noticed something shinny under Stanley’s car and I got under to see what it was and I messed up my hair, all for a stupid piece of tinfoil.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "But best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Kill me… right now.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "No Dwight, not the good peanut butter. People are going to get mad."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, hey, hey. This is my hair we’re talking about.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Hey, hey, hey. This is my hair we’re talking about."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Smells good.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Taste good too."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh don’t. That’s disgusting.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Hey Michael, how was your date last night?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[sighs]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I will be honest; the dating has not been going well. Look, men are visual creatures. We crave beauty, like a piece of fine art by any number of renowned artists, or an arty photograph of Cindy Crawford nude… that, but the women I’m getting fixed up with are, egh! Not that they aren’t nice, or that have great personalities, they just… They just lack a certain… Crawfordness.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Ryan.
Ryan says: "Watch your back Jim. I’m just kidding."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention please. I know that a lot of you are very angry with Ryan because he is the reason we all have to come in tomorrow, however, I swear to God, If any of you hurts him in any way emotionally or taunts him or makes fun of his height or his half beard or…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "Ok thanks Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Ryan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kelly's line: "Yeah I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [slow clapping] Ryan has done a very good job, and I am not applauding sarcastically. Think about it, a month ago nobody would go on this site because we were worried about getting molested, or losing our identity, having it stolen. But now, at a time TDB, all of the problems will be in the past. Ya done good kid, ya done good.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "[slow clapping] Ryan has done a very good job, and I am not applauding sarcastically. Think about it, a month ago nobody would go on this site because we were worried about getting molested, or losing our identity, having it stolen. But now, at a time TDB, all of the problems will be in the past. Ya done good kid, ya done good."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well it has been nice seeing you again my friend.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "You too."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Ryan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh Ryan, I need a girlfriend so bad. [hugs Ryan]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Ryan, who says: "Michael let me go. Let me go Michael."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Argh. Alright. Do you know any girls in New York you might want to hook me up with? Some that might be interested in a guy like me.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Ryan.
Ryan says: "Sorry man."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well you tried.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "But seriously, you should see the girls I meet at clubs in the city."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Ryan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Ryan, who says: "Unreal."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They sound great.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "What?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you think she’d keep it quiet?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I’m gonna go to my desk."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jim, it’s not the horniness, ok it’s the loneliness that…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "I know."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let’s go to New York. We’ll go clubbing with Ryan.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "I’m not single."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who you dating?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Pam."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s still going on?


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "That’s still going on?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok, Dwight grab your stuff, we’re going to New York to party with Ryan and to meet girls.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "No, singles only, singles only. Also three is unlucky. Curse of three."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sorry Andy. Cannot take any chances on curses, not tonight. Let’s go. Everybody, I will see you tomorrow, Saturday morning, probably wearing the same clothes that I am wearing right now, If you catch my drift.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "We get it."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Angela.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am going to go get laid. Goodbye.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "[laughs] With sex!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s… I, I think that…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "So I caught everyone before they left and I told them my idea, and they loved it. Because this is a group that respects good ideas… the one time a year they hear one."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ryan’s assistant told us that he would be at this club this evening. It is called Prerogative.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Ryan’s assistant told us that he would be at this club this evening. It is called Prerogative."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Place is packed.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Fire hazard."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Packed with beautiful babies. Swingers. Classic. John Favreau, tall guy from DodgeBall.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Women look like white slaves."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, they’re just hotties.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Ryan.
Ryan says: "Michael."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "What are you doing here?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Ryan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well you know, just taking you up on your offer to party, so tada.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Ryan, who says: "That is so awesome man!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Ryan.
Ryan says: "Aww!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ryan, it’s Michael and Dwight.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "I know it’s you guys."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Ryan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Ryan, who says: "I’m so psyched you’re here!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Ryan.
Ryan says: "Let’s get a drink."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let’s do it!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "Guys, I want you to meet a really good friend of mine, this is Troy."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Ryan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, nice to meet you.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Ryan.
Ryan says: "Bottle service ya’ll?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh ok, all I know is I would like some chicken fingers and a Midori Sour.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Waitress says: "We don’t serve food here."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Waitress.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh ok, then just bring me two cups, one with olives and another filled with maraschino cherries.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Phyllis."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I umm, thought about getting a tattoo on my back as well at one point. I was thinking about getting “Back to the Future.” “Back” because it’s on my back and “Future” because I’m the kind of guy who likes to look ahead into the future. I just think a tattoo should mean something, you know? And it’s my second favorite movie.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Girl In Club says: "I’ve never heard of that movie."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Back to the Future? [she shakes head] Oh, wow. Well you should take a, a film education course.


[User]
You are Michael. Girl In Club says: "How old are you?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Forty… I’m in my forties.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Girl In Club's line: "Well I’m gonna go back to my group now."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, OK.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Girl In Club says: "Thanks for the drink."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You are welcome.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "You are welcome."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This place is like sexy pre-school.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Ryan, who says: "Did you want a place where we could meet older women?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I would love a place where we could meet older


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Ryan's line: "[to Dwight, Michael and Troy] It’s off. It’s not the dude I know. It’s some other loser who won’t let us in without chicks."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re kidding.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "It’s not safe. Anything could have been in there. [to girls] Nice try."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’ve never met anyone who does that. You wash dogs? Very cool.


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Reply as Michael. Girl In 2Nd Club says: "That’s one aspect of small pet grooming. What do you do?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Girl In 2Nd Club.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am a bank teller.


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You are Michael. Michael says: "I am a bank teller."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ryan told me to always tell women you work in finance.


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In character as Michael, answer Girl In 2Nd Club's line: "Yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, I have fun.


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Reply as Michael. Girl In 2Nd Club says: "I’m just gonna just use the powder room."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right.


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You are Michael. Girl In 2Nd Club says: "So I’ll see ya soon."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Very perfect. [girl walks away, Michael laughs] Oh my [notices Dwight making out with Tall Girl #1] This needs to be shared. [takes a picture with his camera phone] [Cut to the office – All Office co-workers cell phones go off. They notice the picture Michael has sent and all groan]


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Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Very perfect. [girl walks away, Michael laughs] Oh my [notices Dwight making out with Tall Girl #1] This needs to be shared. [takes a picture with his camera phone] [Cut to the office – All Office co-workers cell phones go off. They notice the picture Michael has sent and all groan]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She washes dogs.


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Reply as Michael to Ryan.
Ryan says: "Hey man, you ever think there’s gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust, and after all the major nations are destroyed they’ll just be the tribes in the jungle that rise up and survive? The jungle war fare’s gonna rule the world?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, maybe. [notices previous girl talking to another guy]


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Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "It’s inevitable, right?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Ryan.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hmm…


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Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Will do. [hangs up] I’ll stop calling."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [on phonne] I am. I am getting out there. Well, no I’ve asked a lot of girls to dance mom. They’re just, it’s not… [Ryan is dancing feverishly and falls over] Yes, I shaved above my neck. Oh my God, mom, I gotta go. One of my friends is getting beaten up by some girls.


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Reply as Michael. Toby says: "More like “Everyone let’s get your boss laid Saturday.” [more laughs] [Toby puts his hand on Pam’s knee, everyone stares, Toby removes his hand] I have an announcement uh, to make. I am moving to Costa Rica. Thought about it for a long time now. And I’m finally gonna do it. So, I’m just gonna hop the fence and jog home now. [runs out of lobby and climbs the fence and jogs away]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [Michael and Troy dragging Ryan out of the club] Those girls really wailed on you bad.


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You are Michael. Ryan says: "Why wouldn’t they let me dance?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well…


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Uh huh. [to Ryan and Michael] I’m not gonna call her."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let’s go.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Wow."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is it.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "All right."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is where the magic happens.


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Nice."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Very nice.


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In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "I got sofa. I got sofa."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight, I’m the boss.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I got floor."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Case anyone needs to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I don’t wannna get my head stepped on.


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Respond as Michael to Ryan, who says: "No. [Dwight starts singing in German]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight, shh shh. Dwight. Leave him alone.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I think his species might have a higher tolerance than ours."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Shh, just stop. Here’s what you do. You tell him that you’re his friend and that you’re gonna help him and that everyone’s gonna be all right. And then you put a wire on him and you find out who’s selling him drugs and then you get that guy and you flip up, turn him into a snitch. You follow that guy to the people who’s really really bad. Been watching The Wire recently. I don’t understand a word of it.


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "OK. Good night Ryan."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Best night ever.


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In character as Michael, answer Hank's line: "[drives up to parking lot to notice all the office cars are gone] Son of a bitch."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re gonna be okay, it’s gonna…


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Ohhh, man! [sound of Ryan throwing up] There it goes."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ahh, ooh!


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "I am so sorry. I’m so sorry, sir."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [helping Ryan out of the taxi] Come on, come on.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "It’s dehydration. He went to the bathroom at the club like fifteen times."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, shhh. Dwight, leave him alone.


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Reply as Michael. Troy says: "Hey, don’t blame me for what Ryan does. I’m not his dad. I’m his friend, okay? And friends are there to help you have a good time. And sell you the stuff you need to have a good time."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Troy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You had a rough night tonight. But your life is very good, my friend. You’ve got a great job, you… you can have any woman you want, you’re good looking, you, you know…


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Friends with a hobbit."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Frien..sss…yes, you’re friends with a hobbit, and… look where you live. I mean, you’ve got it all.


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Reply as Michael to Ryan.
Ryan says: "Oh, this, this is not my apartment. This, this is the Metropolitan Museum of Art."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, now I can say that I went to a museum.


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In character as Michael, answer Ryan's line: "Yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you ever miss us?


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Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "Not really. New York is…so great."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ryan?


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You are Michael. Ryan says: "Yes."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you remember what color my eyes are?


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In character as Michael, answer Ryan's line: "No, I, I was going to say hazel, yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really?


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Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "Yeah."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Not just because he said it?


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You are Michael. Ryan says: "No."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ryan?


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In character as Michael, answer Kevin's line: "Michael you could put your initials in it."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: M.G.S.? No. Some idiot named Mark Greg Sputnik will claim credit for it. I don’t…


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Yeah that’s true."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Once in a lifetime opportunity people! Come on, here we go!


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You are Michael. Phyllis says: "We– we–"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Here we go!


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In character as Michael, answer Phyllis's line: "When I was a little girl…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay… Okay, do it! Go on! Great! Let’s hear it!


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Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "We-we found some wet cement in the park…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s drying, it’s drying…


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You are Michael. Phyllis says: "In our neighborhood…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright, hablbelah, come on, Phyl!


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In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "Here it is, you should draw a picture…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No!


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Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Cause that says, that says…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No!


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You are Michael. Andy says: "So much more than words…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No!! Come on, gimme something good!


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In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "She’s talking about the handprints that celebrities make in the cement."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I love it!


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "If you were a real star you would put your face in it."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I love it more!


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You are Michael. Oscar says: "Michael that doesn’t seem… safe."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I… love it!! Haha, come on!


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In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "And… go. [Michael sticks his face in the cement] Force it in as deep as you can."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [muffled] That’s what she said.


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Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "[muffled] That’s what she said."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Today is a very special day for me. And it’s really not about me, it’s about my grandkids, it’s about my great grandkids… I can come back here when I’m 100, and I can find that piece of cement and say, “That’s me. Look kids, your daddy left that face hole…” I dunno, it’s a good feeling.


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Reply as Michael. Pam says: "[wearing glasses] Um… yeah, I slept over at a, uh, friend’s house and, I forgot my contact solution, so… I had to wear my backup glasses… Shut up."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, everybody… Oh my God, Pam, those make you look so ugly. Um, Pam, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You’re moving in the wrong direction…


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Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "I don’t have my contacts…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ub, dub dah, don’t need, I can’t even hear you. It’s just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. Um, everybody, we’re going to have a little brainstorming session in the conference room.


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You are Michael. Jim says: "Well, it’s too late, because I’m proposing… that you get me a cup of coffee, which would energize me greatly, and make me the happiest man in the world."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Everybody, so how are we going to energize our office? I mean, I haven’t done anything since Christmas. Pam, clearly, has just given up trying. So what we need to do is we get things going, we need to get percolating a little bit. Anybody have any ideas of what we could do. Any suggestions? Yes, Andy?


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In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "What about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pep?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Now we’re cooking. I like this. Maybe a whole theme, like a rap. A rap rhyme…


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "An urban thing…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?… Stanley, earth to Stanley…


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You are Michael. Stanley says: "Not me."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.


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In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "Leave me alone, dammit."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We’re havin a little brainstorm session…


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Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "DID I STUTTER?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: …Good, this is good. I’m going to grab a glass of water.


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You are Michael. Toby says: "Can I talk to you a second?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ugh, what?


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In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Well, you know, Stanley was openly insubordinate."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That? In the conference room?


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Reply as Michael. Toby says: "Yeah."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We were joshin around, the two of us, and he said “did I stutter,” and I said “wha-wha-wha-wha-what, dawg?” It was joking, Toby, alright?


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You are Michael. Toby says: "He didn’t seem like he was joking."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well you don’t get it, because Stanley is a beautiful, sassy, powerful black man, and you’re… you. If you had any friends, you would understand. Friends joke with one another: