[User]
Reply as Michael. Client says: "I’ll be honest with you— we’ve been talking with Catalyst Paper. Their prices are better than yours."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Client.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Look, people continue to come back to us time and time again because they feel cared for here. They feel respected and they feel that their needs matter. They are treated like human beings. [sighs]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Client, who says: "Everything okay?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


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Reply as Michael. David Wallace says: "[on phone] Hey! I just heard you guys made the sale."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David Wallace.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, we locked him up for two years.


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Respond as Michael to David Wallace, who says: "Good, very good. See, told you. Sounds like somebody had a good trip."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. Actually the trip sucked.


[User]
Reply as Michael to David Wallace.
David Wallace says: "What are you talking about?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I did not like the trip. Well, starting with her airport shuttle which was basically just a van.


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Reply as Michael. David Wallace says: "Okay."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David Wallace.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And business class which was basically just coach. And the hotel which sucked big time.


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Respond as Michael to David Wallace, who says: "The hotel? What, M— okay."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It was not, it sucked.


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Reply as Michael to Dacvid Walalce.
Dacvid Walalce says: "Okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That was a really good choice.


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Reply as Michael. David Wallcve says: "Michael, please lets listen for a second."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David Wallcve.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, David. You listen to me. Why did you send her away? That— God. You knew I liked her and you just sent her away. And that— that was a sucky thing to do man.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dacvid Wallace, who says: "Michael, sometimes—"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That was a really sucky thing to do.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "To socialize. And inform."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh brownies! I’m taking two so I can parcel them up and eat them at my leisure later on, much healthier.


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Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "Um, I’m just gonna hand it to him right now."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Heh, okay, weirdo.


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Why is that, why is that weird?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She said she was going to give it to him right now. [starts laughing]


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Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "[laughing] She’s probably going to, cause they sit next to each other."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, they used to.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Oh no."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Uhhgh.


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "You don’t know."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t know. What?


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Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "You should probably just meander back there; take a look. See if he’s, see if he’s back."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hmmm, dare I? [laughs] You know what? I’m going to, for old time’s sake. [walks to the annex, standing in Toby’s cubicle] Great practical joke Jim, you got me to go to the annex. [turns around and sees Toby]


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In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "NOOOO! GOD! No, God, please no! No! No! NOOO!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [watching Toby at Phyllis’ desk through his office blinds] Look at him. With his stupid face. Stupid… tan. No.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "He looks great."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Well rested."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: He looks worse.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer David's line: "I don’t understand, is anyone hurt?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Not on the surface, no, but I can tell people are disturbed, David.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Michael, you texted me, 911 CALL ME."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


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You are Michael. David says: "All in caps. Do you know what 911 means?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I learned a while back that if I don’t text 911 people will not return my calls. Um, but now people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Also, it’s icky back there."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s true. People say it’s icky.


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Reply as Michael. David says: "Okay, I have to go."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: David, wait.


[User]
You are Michael. David says: "No."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Is there no way we can get rid of him?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer David's line: "You have to get along with Toby."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


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Reply as Michael. David says: "Yep."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t.


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You are Michael. David says: "Goodbye, Michael. [hangs up]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [Dwight comes over, starts to massage Michael’s shoulders] Don’t do that.


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Reply as Michael. Meredith says: "Yeh, they’re rich."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You want to see some really high caliber acting? Well, Mr. Kurt Russell, you are about to be served. [walks to the annex] Hey Toby, great to have you back, man. Seriously, just a, just a real pleasure to see you again.


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You are Michael. Toby says: "Well thanks Michael."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re welcome. Missed you. Missed you as part of our family.


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In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Well, um, it was amazing. It really was, thanks for asking. Um the beaches were pristine…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nice beaches, pristine beaches?


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Reply as Michael. Toby says: "…and, yeah, the whole thing was incredibly cathartic."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why’d you come back? Why didn’t you stay?


[User]
You are Michael. Toby says: "It was actually kind of hard to meet people I found."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I bet, for you.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Are you all right, Michael?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, I am. I am.


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Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Yeah, I am. I am."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil… snail. I feel like I’m dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Sream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then, the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie, this is just one of them.


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "I tried, I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil… snail. I feel like I’m dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Sream II. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then, the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie, this is just one of them."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, just summarize.


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "Okay, fireable offenses include:"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s it, that’s it, perfect. We will get him to hit on somebody, and then we will catch him in the act.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Okay [stands up removes jacket and starts loosening his tie]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What are you doing?


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[removes glasses] I am the bait."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: For what?


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "Men find me desirable."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, no.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Mmhmm."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, for one thing, he’s not gay. And if somebody were to be bait it would be Jim. Or Ryan. Or me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Men find me desirable."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, sure they do, Dwight.


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "[laughs and swings his arm out which doesn’t come close to touching the reception desk] I’m always this close."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pamtown lady sing this song, doo-dah doo-dah. Hello, Pam. Jim may I have a moment with Pam please.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Yes, I just have to take this call anyway so…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, oooh his mistress. No. I’m kidding. No one would ever cheat on you; you are the complete package, Pam.


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In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "Okay, what I would like you to do is take this folded note, and deliver it to Toby Flenderson? I just want you to just react to whatever this note elicits. Do not read it beforehand. Can you do that for me?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good. [Pam stands up and starts reading note] N-no no no, don’t.


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Reply as Michael. Pam says: "“Please hug and kiss me, no matter how hard I struggle. I’m too shy to tell you that I love you.”"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam. Pam, you gave me your word.


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In character as Michael, answer Ryan's line: "[kisses for a little longer] What’s up?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um, I got some photos from Costa Rica if you want to see them?


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Reply as Michael. Ryan says: "Yeah, yeah I’ll see them."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Toby can I see those? Ooh. [takes photos and throws them on the floor] What’s the matter? What’s the matter? You scared?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Those are fighting words."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You mad? You mad at me?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Hmmm?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Huh? He might do it…


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Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "Punch him, Toby!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I dare you to. Come on.


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "Come on. [making karate moves] Baaah!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What’s the matter… haaaww!


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Ryan. Come on, man?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No do it, do it. I dare you.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Punch him as hard as you possibly can in the face."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Not, not as hard as you can, just a good, solid punch. Come on! Come oooon…


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I thought you were going to parcel those out through the day"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [mouth full of brownie] Just stop it. You haven’t done anything helpful all day.


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "There’s still one thing we could do to get Toby fired."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What’s that?


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In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Yeah, it’s illegal, but… everything they do on The Shield is illegal."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’ve never framed a man before, have you?


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Oh I’ve framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just seems awfully mean. But sometimes the ends justify the mean.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Just seems awfully mean. But sometimes the ends justify the mean."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello. I’ve seen you guys around. I’m Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. How you doing? [they stare at him] Uhghh, so I guess you know why I’m here? I need to purchase something.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Vance Refrigeration Guy, who says: "A fridge?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. Uh, I wanted— I wanted to buy some weed? Some…


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Reply as Michael to Leo.
Leo says: "What makes you think we’d have weed?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I heard you drug— I heard you dealt.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Vance Refrigeration Guy says: "[whispers in Leo’s ear] Hey, just hold on one second."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Vance Refrigeration Guy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m not wearing a wire, so…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Hey, hey what are- why are you doing this?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Uh, you know what? I think that this… uh, this is probably a misunderstanding.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Toby.
Toby says: "Oh my God!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no no no… No, no.


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Reply as Michael. Toby says: "That was… I went to Costa Rica for a few months. What is going on?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Toby.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, that was… that was legitimate. That was totally legitimate.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "That is not mine. I have never seen that before."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no no no no.


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Reply as Michael. Toby says: "What is going on here?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Toby.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: God! No, that’s not… I don’t know what that is. And I… I bet he has nothing to do with that!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "No! Michael, no!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, it’s mine.


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You are Michael. Police Officer 2 says: "Yeah it’s, uh, a caprese salad. There’s a little bit of, uh, mozerella right there."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Are you kidding me? That’s my salad.


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "[following them out] You have laws that protect you in any kind of interrogation. Why don’t you use them?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You must feel pretty good about yourself right now.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Did you?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad… anywhere.


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Reply as Michael. Toby says: "You know but the police could have been out there you know, catching real criminals instead of here searching my stuff."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, that’s who you’re worried about? You’re… you’re worried about the cop’s time? You think I framed you, and you’re worried about the taxpayer? Dah, God! Welcome back, jerky jerk-face.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, that’s who you’re worried about? You’re… you’re worried about the cop’s time? You think I framed you, and you’re worried about the taxpayer? Dah, God! Welcome back, jerky jerk-face."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You said you were leaving and you made liars out of all of us. So…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Toby, who says: "I did leave."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, you did. And then you came back, which makes you the biggest liar of… history.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Toby.
Toby says: "What?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I think you’re great. You’re my best friend.


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Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "As you can see, we did pretty well, so…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes. Yes, I can see… that we did indeed. Why don’t you explain this to me like I am an eight-year old.


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You are Michael. Oscar says: "Alright, well this is the overall budget for this fiscal year along the x-axis…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


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In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "You can see clearly on this page that we have a surplus of $4300."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmhmm, okay.


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Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "But we have to spend that by the end of the day or it will be deducted from next year’s budget."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why don’t you explain this to me like I’m five.


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "Your mommy and daddy give you ten dollars to open up a lemonade stand. So you go out and you buy cups and you buy lemons and you buy sugar. And now you find out that it only costs you nine dollars."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ho-oh!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "So you can give that dollar back to mommy and daddy, but guess what? Next summer…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’ll be six.


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Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "And you ask them for money, they’re gonna give you nine dollars. ‘Cause that’s what they think it costs to run the stand. So what you want to do is spend that dollar on something now, so that your parents think it costs ten dollars to run the lemonade stand."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So the dollar’s a surplus. This is a surplus.


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "We have to spend that $4300 by the end of the day or it’ll be deducted from next year’s budget."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [whistles poorly] Whoo.


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Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "New chairs?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, a new copier! [only Oscar applauds] Unless everybody can agree on something better?


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Yes, Michael, new chairs. These chairs are terrible. We were supposed to get new ones last year."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So… we all agree to get new chairs then. Good?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Exactly. That should tell you how terrible the chairs are."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. Okay, good suggestions. All good suggestions. Uh, let’s just decide and agree upon one.


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "I’m with Pam. Chairs."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright, so, teams forming.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Michael?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Oscar.
Oscar says: "So Michael, what do you think?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why me?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "You have to make the decision."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wow, okay. Well… I swallowed all your ideas, I’m going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Remember, you were gonna get a new chair, and you were gonna give your old chair to me. Remember that?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Oscar's line: "Michael?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t know. I haven’t decided yet.


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Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "I’m just gonna grab some lunch. You wanna come with?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really? Absolutely! Yeah, that would be amazing.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Woah, you guys going to lunch?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "All right."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Let’s go."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Best lunch ever! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Let’s do it."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right! Cool!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Michael, that is hilarious."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [through the laughter] Oh, is somebody making fun of me?


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Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Thank you. [goes to Michael’s office and knocks on the door]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Michael?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "You got a second?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I do.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Oh, that must’ve been so fun."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: it was fun. We had a good time.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Yeah, is that a new tie?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um, no, not… no. No, I got it at TJ Maxx, four dollars.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "That is amazing!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You think that’s good? Check out these pants. Nine dollars.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "What?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nine dollars. The boys’ department.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "[applauding] No way!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Look at that. [begins dancing] Unh. Unh-unh.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Yeah! Oh, so I guess Oscar and Jim were talking your ear off about the new copier."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes they were.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Yeah."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They were.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "But not everyone…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sits on a copier.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Or even uses the copier every day."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "Yeah, right?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Very valid.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "All right, see you later…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: See ya.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Hot tie guy."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughs] Hahaha!… well…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Okay."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Michael, I got you a hot chocolate. I hope that’s okay."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, thank you my dear.


[User]
You are Michael. Kelly says: "Wait, Michael! Let me open the door for you."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, well, chivalry is not dead after all. Okay…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Phyllis's line: "Hello."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello! Good to see you! Good to see you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Oh!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mm! [gives Jim a high five] Yeah!


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "There’s that ass!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey hey! Yeah! Unh!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Hank's line: "So, there’s no security problem? You know, I hustled up the stairs."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes. I need your sage advice. And everyone, whatever Hank decides, that is the decision. That will resolve this issue. [Hank takes some jellybeans from Pam’s jar] Yeah, take as many as you want.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Hank says: "Thank you. Thank you. You know, it’s nice and warm up here."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
You are Michael. Hank says: "So what are we talking about?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. Well, we have a surplus. Imagine that your parents give you money for a lemonade stand-


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Hank's line: "Is that the copier?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It is, yes.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Hank says: "[inspects the copier] Hmm."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What?


[User]
You are Michael. Hank says: "I was just thinking. Let me see a chair."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Hank's line: "Hmm, not much lumbar support."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Now everyone, bear in mind once again that whatever Hank says goes. He is an impartial third party.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Hank says: "On the one hand, this copier is very old. You should see some of the new copiers they have. You would not believe what they do."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So, the copier.


[User]
You are Michael. Hank says: "Well, let me finish."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, yes.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Hank's line: "…Let me see the copier again."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, get out. Get out.


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "[on speakerphone] Michael."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey David- [begins coughing violently] I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m eating tiramisu. Some of the chocolate powder just went down my throat. I’m stopping now.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Is this why you’re calling me?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, no, no, no. No. I’m calling- [coughs again] I’m sorry.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "Okay."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mm. I’m calling because, um, we have a stupid budget surplus, and people-everybody wants something different.


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "Well if I were you, I would just return the surplus and take the bonus."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: The what now?


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Branch managers who come in under budget get 15% of the savings."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: …Like a tip? [calculates amount] $645?!


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "…Like a tip? [calculates amount] $645?!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I hate disappointing just one person. And I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Let me call you right back. Okay."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have made my decision. We do not need a new copier. We do not need new chairs. This copier… is… [puts paper on glass and makes a copy, then takes paper from glass] working perfectly.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "That’s the original."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pam, would you stand up for a sec? [sits in Pam’s chair] Hmm. See how relaxed I am? I like this chair. [slowly sinking into the chair] Offers good support, it is urkelnomically correct… it’s a good chair. I think we’re spoiled because we don’t appreciate the things that we have. You think kids in Africa have chairs? No. They sit in big piles of garbage. You think they have copiers? [the chair has slowly lowered itself almost to where Michael is not visible over the desk] They don’t have copiers. They don’t even- [struggles to get up from Pam’s chair] Gah! They don’t even have paper. And we are spoiled because we throw out perfectly good tiramisu because it has a little tiny hair on it. My point I this: I have seen the light in terms of what we need, and it is nothing.


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "Do you know?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do I know what?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "Does anyone happen to know what 15% of 4300 is?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: $645.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "Michael’s a genius."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Right.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Hey Michael, what’s 394 times 5,912?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let’s see…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "You’re gonna give yourself a bonus of $645 instead of getting the entire office something it really needs?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t need $645; I already have $645, more or less.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Or chairs?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is so, so stupid. And, God… [looks at his watch] that’s my phone.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "I didn’t hear a phone."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Stanley.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: To be continued!


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "To be continued!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, I don’t-this doesn’t change anything. I have a very important decision to make. We need a new copier. We need new chairs. And I need to figure out a way to keep this money without having everybody hate me.


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "You are a smart guy. I know you’ll do the right thing."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [groans in frustration] You think it’s easy?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "Hey, we’re going with the chairs."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Thanks Michael."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good work. I’m proud of you. [Pam and Oscar leave] Mother-


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Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "This is the first Christmas party I am throwing as head of the party planning committee. The theme is “Nights in Morocco”. This isn’t your grandmothers Christmas party. Unless of course she’s from Morocco, in which case it’s very accurate."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Phyllis.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, Phyllis, do I need this invite to get in to the party?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "Yes."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Awesome. I think this is going to be the best Christmas party ever.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Yes."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, hey, is that Princess Unicorn? I thought they were all sold out.


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Reply as Michael to Meredith.
Meredith says: "[drinks] Oh… my… GOD!!! [laughs] Hit me again."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright… One more time around the block.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "[sings] There’s a hole in the wall where the men can see it all."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jim, Jim….


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "What is it?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is vodka and I mixed it with orange juice. I call it an orange-vod-juice…ka.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Wow, that is delicious."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-ka-ching."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs] Oh, so this is what every day would be like if you hadn’t left India.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Ah… would you want to do it on Groundhogs day?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no. I celebrate privately.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "That’s cool."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why don’t we just do it now? We’ll do it quickly.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Well what if we can’t do it quickly."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [mimicking] What if we can’t do it quickly? What if we cant do it–


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "Do you know how to do an intervention?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, shut up. Here we go. Everybody gather up.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Hey, shut up. Here we go. Everybody gather up."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: An intervention. It’s sort of hard to describe, but really its– it’s a coming together… it’s a surprise party for people who are– who have addictions. And you get in their face and you scream at them and you make them feel really badly about themselves. And then they stop.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Meredith.
Meredith says: "A little better. I threw up."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Uck… T.M.I.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Yeah."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, you know what I thought we should do is have a quick intervention and then get back to the party.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Meredith's line: "I’m not an alcoholic."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, obviously you are. Okay, everybody who thinks that Meredith is an alcoholic please raise your hand. [everyone raises their hand]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Aye."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: The aye’s have it.


[User]
You are Michael. Meredith says: "I don’t care what everyone thinks. I know I am not an alcoholic."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright, well, let’s look at this a little bit closer then shall we? [pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Meredith's line: "Sure."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you sometimes have a drink to celebrate a special occasion or mark a holiday?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Meredith says: "Obviously."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Have you ever under the influence of alcohol questioned the teachings of the Mormon church?


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "Where did you get this?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I got it on a website, that’s not important.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kelly's line: "Yeah, ’cause this is kind of a drag."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alcohol is a drag. Yes. Here’s what I’d like to do. I’d like to go around the room and have us each express to Meredith how her alcoholism has affected us. I’ll begin. This Christmas party is perhaps the best Christmas party I have ever been to, but then you got so drunk that we had to stop and do this. That’s how your drinking affected me. Anybody else? Another time when Meredith’s drinking affected you? Come on people. If we don’t say anything she’s not going to get any better. [Kevin raises his hand] Yes, Kevin.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Well, Meredith, there was that one time you bought movie tickets and then you got too drunk to go, so you gave them to me. And that was really cool."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s– you didn’t– you weren’t hurt by that.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Meredith, who says: "You’re welcome."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, no, that’s not what we’re going for. Who has a problem with Meredith’s drinking? It has to bother you. It bothers me. Right? How does it bother you? Dwight, don’t you have anything?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Actually, I don’t care for Meredith, but I don’t believe in this kind of thing. In the Schrute family we believe in a five fingered intervention. [holds up his fist] Awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who is going to tell us the latest dirty joke? Who is going to tell us what you watched on television last night?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Meredith says: "I am fine."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Was John Belushi fine? Was Bob Hope fine? Hey– come here. If anything ever happened to you, I would be very angry at myself for not doing all that I could do.


[User]
You are Michael. Meredith says: "I know I drink. I like to party"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I want you to say I’m an alcoholic.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Everyone in this room loves you, but mark my words, we are not going to support your alcoholism anymore. The next time you light yourself on fire we are not going to help put you out.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Oh, as fire marshal I would have to."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight–


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "Enabler! Enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler, enabler. It’s Christmas and we are turning our back on somebody who is asking for help."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what the only thing I want for Christmas? I want Meredith to get better. That’s my only wish. But you know what? My wishes never come true, so I’m not going to wish that on her. I– a watch would be nice.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Please stop. People are having a Christmas party."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [whispers to Meredith] I’ll be down in a minute. [walks over to Toby] Could you write down the number of that rehabilitation center that you mentioned?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Meredith, who says: "We just missed Poor Richards."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We did?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Meredith.
Meredith says: "The Bog? Cooper’s, Kelly’s…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We could go there, sure.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Meredith says: "…Brixx’s, Carmen’s…"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Meredith.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, yes.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Meredith, who says: "…The Fort, Andy Gavin’s."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have a new place.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Meredith.
Meredith says: "Yeah… all right."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Meredith says: "Enough of this Christmas crap. Let’s get some party music. [changes radio station] Yeah!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Meredith.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, oh there you go.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Meredith, who says: "Yeah!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s good.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Meredith's line: "No way! There is no way! No way!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Meredith, we are doing this for your own good. Okay. Come on–


[User]
Reply as Michael. Meredith says: "No way! No way! There is no way!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Here we go. This is gonna be good.


[User]
You are Michael. Meredith says: "No! No way! I told you. We talked about this. There is absolutely no way. No! No! There is no way! No! No! I am not going in there! I am not going in there!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes you are. [tries to pull Meredith from the car]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Meredith.
Meredith says: "[runs away] Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! No! No!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [chasing Meredith] Come on. Shh…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Meredith says: "No! No! No! There is no way! There is no way!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Meredith.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Here’s the door. Here’s the door.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Meredith, who says: "There is no way! There is no way! No! No!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [dragging Meredith on the floor into the rehab center] Let’s start meeting– Hello. How are you?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Rehab Nurse's line: "Can I help you?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have a deposit. Alcoholic.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Meredith says: "No! No! No! No! No!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So do I sign?


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "She knew it."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: As it turns out you can’t just check someone into rehab against their will. They have to do it voluntarily. They have to hit rock bottom. So I think I know what I need to do at this point. I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. Um… I think I can do it. I did it with Jan.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Yes!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. No, no. There was wind.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "No, no, no, it’s not your turn. All right, thirteen is the new number. Oscar, go ahead."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I want another try. Here we go! [Michael runs past the radar as a car passes] Thirty-one! Thirty-one!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "There was a car."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number.


[User]
You are Michael. Oscar says: "Thirty-one is humanly impossible."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Go, Oscar. Thirty-one’s my number.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "[entering the office] Excuse me, everyone, can I have the floor please? Um, this is insanely awkward. It’s kind of the elephant in the room, so I’ll just… [sighs] No one has RSVP’ed to our wedding yet, and the deadline was yesterday."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wait, you still don’t know…


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Nothing."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You still don’t know.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "How about we just… Just have to talk to you for a second…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Andy.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "No, no one has RSVP’ed, and I don’t understand it, and now, you’re shutting me out. You’re not even listening. That’s really considerate. Thank you."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [from inside his office] No, what I’m saying is…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "No, no."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, that’s not it.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Andy still doesn’t know that Angela’s having an affair with Dwight. And it’s been seventeen days. I mean, eventually he’ll figure it out, when their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. But right now it’s just… awkward."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs] How can he still not know?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "We can’t figure that out."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I can’t take it anymore.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Wait, what? You can’t take what?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am telling Andy.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Everyone's line: "[simultaneously] Angela."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to Dwight] Are you still having intercourse with her? [Dwight’s expression implies ‘yes’]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "What is wrong with you? She is engaged."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Did you ever have intercourse in this office? [Dwight’s expression implies ‘yes’]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Angela, who says: "[sighs]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "When what? [clears throat] When what?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know this can’t go on.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "What can’t go on?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We have to put an end to this.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "Seems like…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Come on. [Dwight and Jim follow into Michael’s office]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Angela said she was going to tell him. She’s just not ready."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When will she be ready?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I don’t know."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Is she crazy in bed?


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "And!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Well it’s not too late, because you haven’t done anything."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am already walking.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Michael, once this gets out… I don’t know how it’s going to go down."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, what does that mean?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Might get ugly."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs] Jim, this has to get out, so we can all deal with it.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Yeah."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Walk with me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Will do, boss-man."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ohh, I do not have much time… car’s all the way over there, to tell you what I have to tell you. And just bear in mind when I say… say these things, that… are bad things… that you hear… in your ears… this is something that I, if I were you, that I wouldn’t want to hear…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "You’re not making any sense."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well… no, I’m not. So I… I’m not very articulate today, so I’ll just leave it for another time. Another day.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Have a good meeting!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you! [gets into his car]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "[through the car window] Kick Wallace’s ass!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [through the car window] Okay. I will… Dwight and Angela are having an affair, so…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "I can’t hear you through the glass"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [rolls down car window] Dwight and Angela are having an affair. They’ve been sleeping together for some time. That was the news. I wanted to let you know.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Are you serious?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yep. [drives off]


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "Utica, Albany, all the other branches are struggling, but your branch is reporting strong numbers. [Michael smiles] Look, you’re not our most traditional guy, but clearly, something you are doing… is right. And I just, I need to get a sense of what that is."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter… where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or… or where you’ve been… ever. For any reason, whatsoever.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "David, here it is. My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter… where. Or who, or who you are with, or, or where you are going, or… or where you’ve been… ever. For any reason, whatsoever."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is going to sound sort of high-maintenance, but could we have it, like, three degrees cooler in here? I always think better when it’s cooler.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "Here’s the thing. Michael is doing something right. And in this economic climate, no method of success can be ignored. It’s not really time for executives to start getting judgmental now. It’s Hail Mary time."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [pokes his head in] Hey, what say we order up some pasta?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Thanks Meredith."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So I was in the office, and I look over to our Accounting division, and there is Kevin Malone. Kevin is wearing a jacket that I’ve never seen before. And I call over to Kevin, “Kevin, is that a tweed jacket?” And he looks at me and he says, “Michael, yes it is a tweed jacket.” And I look back at him and I say, “I feel the need!… The need for tweed.”


[User]
You are Michael. David says: "It’s hard to try and evaluate yourself, Michael, but I appreciate you trying. [gets up] And thanks for coming in."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [rises] Oh, thank you.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer David's line: "Yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. [sits back down to continue eating]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up by Dunmore High School. 20 bucks for the whole spool. Crazy, what a deal. [behind Jim, Dwight climbs telephone pole] Oh he’ll be fine. I made it up there."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What you talking bout, Wallace? [imitating What you talking bout Willis]


[User]
You are Michael. David says: "Hi Michael how are you?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hi, I am well, how are you?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer David's line: "Correct. And I was wondering if I could get you to do some of the field work that would normally go to the supervisor [Michael makes exaggerated oh-my-gosh face at camera]. There is an area from Carbondale to Marshbrook, where we have never done any business."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "There is a small company there, Prince Paper. I can’t get a report on it because it’s not a public company. But we have been talking about going after their market, so I was hoping you could do some fact finding for me."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
You are Michael. David says: "I’ll fax over some of the things we’re looking for."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Fax, why don’t you just send it over on a dinosaur?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "No, I wanna seduce her."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, I will seduce her.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Please Michael, please."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, I got it.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "You’ll fall in love with her."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, so what if I did? That would take precedence and I would expect your support.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Your fictitious name?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Michael Scarn.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I am a paper salesman looking for a new job. I find out everything about their expenses and salaries."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Then we meet at the Denny’s…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [interrupting] No.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "You know how I feel about IHOP."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, don’t start,


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Are you socialist?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what? I don’t want to get into this debate again. I enjoy IHOP.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "I’ll have a cup of a coffee."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You will have pancakes and you’ll like it.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "It means they are not expanding."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Maybe they are shrinking.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "No."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They could be shrinking.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "No because their sign is centered perfectly above their store. No sign of the sign being moved."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ah ha [popping something in his mouth] Yup.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Which Means they’re not acquiring new business. So once again no growth."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And there are clouds. There are clouds in the sky, which means gonna rain, bad for business.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Oh, it would if they were all cumulous and not cirrostratus."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Argh, why are you all…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Get your clouds right."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Shut up.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Yeah."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Good. Here come the sharks. [they imitate jaws theme sounds and Dwight makes shark fin on his forehead]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Good. Here come the sharks. [they imitate jaws theme sounds and Dwight makes shark fin on his forehead]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: In nature, there is something called a food chain; it’s where the shark eats a little shark. And the little shark eats a littler shark. And so on and so on. Until you get down to the single cell shark. So now replace sharks with paper companies and that is all you need to know about business.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "In nature, there is something called a food chain; it’s where the shark eats a little shark. And the little shark eats a littler shark. And so on and so on. Until you get down to the single cell shark. So now replace sharks with paper companies and that is all you need to know about business."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hello.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Entire Prince Family, who says: "Hello, hi."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My name is Michael Scarn. I am a local business owner and I would like to find out about your company.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Prince Grandfather.
Prince Grandfather says: "What kind of business are you in."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We are a law firm.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Prince Grandfather says: "I assume your primary paper needs are stationary, general office."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Prince Grandfather.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know, I will be honest with you… about something. Where we used to live, our paper supplier had a lot of big clients and I just didn’t feel like a priority. So I guess my question [reaches for paper in his pocket with questions on it] for you would be [reading off sheet] how many clients do you have?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Prince Grandfather, who says: "About 80."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Really? That many? This doesn’t seem like a very big operation.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Prince Grandfather.
Prince Grandfather says: "I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh Vietnam, I hear it’s lovely .


[User]
Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Okay, TMI."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So, even specialty paper, say 94 brightness double-bonded, you would put that on the same truck as your conventional stock?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Prince Grandfather says: "You sure know a lot about paper for a lawyer."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Prince Grandfather.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well that is… because… I am a genius.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Prince Grandfather, who says: "Oh really?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, well about some things, and other things I am very stupid. Like, watch this. Is this the cup? [picks up tape dispenser and makes drinking motion] Is this the cup? [picks up a stapler and makes drinking motion] Is this what I drink out of? [glug noise, both laugh] Laughter is my job, tears are my game, law is my profession.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I’m your son now; you can visit him on holidays. Dwight Schrute, I’m a paper salesman at a second tier paper company called Dunder Mifflin. I’m the top salesman there and I’m looking for a new challenge. I would say you guys have what, 40 high full volume clients?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Try 80.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "My boss, his insensitivity might border on cruel. This is a man who does not listen to the needs his underlings. [Michael takes offense and charges over]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, hey, how is your interview going?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "It’s going very well."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t blow it. Hey Linda, can I get a picture of you?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Prince Granddaughter.
Prince Granddaughter says: "Grandma, I can’t do this."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What’s going on? Little homework over here? Lets see if I can help. Huh, math, that’s not so hard. Ok. There are 4 of these, ignore the parenthesis, right?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Prince Granddaughter says: "Right."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Prince Granddaughter.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why is this little 2 so small? It’s, it’s weird, you don’t, you just go by the x. The x means times. 4 times x 2. What is double 4?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Prince Granddaughter, who says: "8"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Excellent! Way to go! Nice! [Michael and granddaughter Prince exchange high fives]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "OH! [the “yes she’s hot team” claps]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, well thank you very much for all of your help. It’s going to be an incredibly hard decision.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Prince Grandfather, who says: "Wait; let me get something for you. Here is some, some references. Here is a list of references, our top clients. You call any of them; I trust you will hear some good things."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I… Okay, okay, okay, [in disbelief] alright, thank you. [heads towards Dwight, makes make out lips signal]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Thank you very much."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I cannot wait to contact your clients.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight And Michael, who says: "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. [running out door]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Haha, we struck the mother load!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "All their top clients I can’t believe it."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: He’s going to absolutely freak.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Someone’s looking out the window. Go go, Peel out, go. [car hits front divider, screeching]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh shoot.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "You drove over that. Go back [car hits divider, screeching]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh God, what was that?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Oh my God."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Aw, it’s alright.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Oh man,"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Aw, my car.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No no, we are fine. You have done enough already.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "You’ve done more then you can possibly know."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just, shut up. You know we are just going to call a tow truck, so…


[User]
You are Michael. Prince Grandfather says: "A tow truck is going to charge you one hundred bucks to take you a mile. Let me take a look."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, really not necessary.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "How much longer is this going to take?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know let me give you some money for this.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Prince Son, who says: "No, I work at a desk all day, its nice working with my hands."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh coffee, that’s too much. [Dwight drinks it]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Prince Granddaughter.
Prince Granddaughter says: "Its all better."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "I look forward to hearing from you about that job application."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok, goodbye Prince Family.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "No, because… [Dwight and Michael walk in and march into Michael’s office, silencing the conversation]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight, what will happen to that family if I call David and give him this information?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Its simple, David would use that information to destroy them."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok. You know, our sales are fine. We’re doing fine. They’re doing fine.


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "They could do better."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Why don’t we just, live and let live?


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "I’m not familiar with that expression,"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s from James Bond.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "It doesn’t make sense, of course I’m alive."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m not going to make this call.


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Michael, you have to. Have you ever seen a lioness devour its cub? Have you ever seen a baboon devour its mate? Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My heart says…


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Yes."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is true. We have gone down the wrong path many many times.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jan… Ryan.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Yeah."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You are right. I will call David and give him the customer list and I will give him all my info.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Good, so, [Michael takes client list and heads out of office] where are you going?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Just something I have to do first.


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Where are you taking the client list?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Somewhere safe, where it can’t hurt anyone [starts running, Dwight follows]


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "No no no, I can’t let you do this!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Those people will be ruined. [runs out back door]


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "Its business, not personal. [they run back outside, where Dwight gets paper from Michael]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Give it, give it. We can’t do this to those people.


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Reply as Michael. David says: "This is good stuff Michael. You are a titan of industry pal."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [pained] Mpfh.


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Respond as Michael to David, who says: "Good work."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thank you.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "Guess whose stock just went up, golden boy?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment. It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family. But sweet because David Wallace thought I did a good job. That’s what I hate bittersweet chocolate. I don’t even… what’s the point of that? Why not just sweet? Who are you helping?


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "I guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment. It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family. But sweet because David Wallace thought I did a good job. That’s what I hate bittersweet chocolate. I don’t even… what’s the point of that? Why not just sweet? Who are you helping?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, hey what is this?


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You are Michael. Pam says: "Hillary swank."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, she is hot. [“Hillary Swank is hot” supporters cheer]


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "What’s the procedure, everyone? What’s the procedure?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Stay [bleep] calm!


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Wait, wait, wait."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Everyone, now [bleep] calm down!


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "No! No, Michael! No! Touch the handle. If it’s hot, there could be a fire in the hallway."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What does warm mean?


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Okay, what’s next?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t run.


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Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "Leave it woman!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Get out of the way! Go, go, go!


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Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Go, go, go, go, go!! [Andy and Jim ram the door with the copy machine]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [throws the projector out the window] Help!! Help!!


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In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "No, no, no! Don’t give him mouth to mouth for this!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: He’s going to swallow is tongue.


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Reply as Michael. Jim says: "No. Michael. Michael."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Open your mouth. Come on. Don’t swallow it.


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You are Michael. Jim says: "[everyone shouting at once] Michael! Michael!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Leave me al–


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "A lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Electricity.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "When no one hedded–"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Take hedded of.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "N-no one would take hedded of my instructions."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Heed. Heed.


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "So, you–"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Take heed of.


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Reply as Michael. Lawyer says: "Wh–what?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. [walks to the window, sighs] This city. Dwight. We are not mad, we are just disappointed.


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You are Michael. David Wallace says: "No, we are mad."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "No."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And we should take a part of his pay and donate it the charity of your choice. Something that Dwight doesn’t like.


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Respond as Michael to David Wallace, who says: "Michael, you have to take responsibility here. One of your employees had a heart attack. He could have died, because of the way that you are allowing your office to run. Do you want that on your conscious?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do you?


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Reply as Michael to David Wallace.
David Wallace says: "Yeah."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What?


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Well… I guess we papered over that pretty nicely. [chuckles] It always amuses me when corporate thinks they can make some big change with a twenty minute meeting in some fancy high-rise. What’s the matter? You hungry?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs] No, Dwight. I am worried. A man’s life is in my hands.


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Don’t you worry about that. I got it covered. Okay?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "What? You?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Come on."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m a smart guy. I’ll figure it out.


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Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "That’s preposterous."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, I will.


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Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "But the doctor said if I can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings I’m going to die."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Andy.


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You are Michael. Stanley says: "I’m not sitting in a wheelchair."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, no. No debate. You are going to sit in that wheelchair until you are back on your feet.


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Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "This is a farce. I should be teaching this course."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Shut it. Shut it.


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Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Shut it. Shut it."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We found ourselves on the less prepared side of things when Stanley had his… when his heart went berserk. And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. So I thought we should have CPR training class and of course you can’t get the practice dummy unless the instructor comes along with it. Red Cross, you know, racket.


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In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Absolutely I would not."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know who I really think should go? Stanley.


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Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "That’s not a good idea, Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Phyllis.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Come on.


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Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "He needs to rest."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No rest for the sick. We are not always going to be there to coddle your heart back when it disappears to be working. What are you gonna do if you’re by yourself and your heart stops?


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Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "I’m okay with the logic of it."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Uh-uh. No, no, no. Come on. Get up. Let’s do this.


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Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "Yes. I had a heart attack. I would quit, but I’m too old to find another job and I don’t have enough saved to retire. I feel like I’m working in my own casket."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Stanley.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Come on Stanley. You’re losing you. You’re losing you. Do it!


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Respond as Michael to Angela, who says: "Michael!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is you we’re talking about.


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Reply as Michael to Cpr Trainer.
Cpr Trainer says: "So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, Rose. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.


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Reply as Michael. Rose says: "No, that’s not part of it."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Rose.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?


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Respond as Michael to Kevin, who says: "I would want to live with no legs."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin. You don’t do anything.


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Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "How’s that gonna help you?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I will divide and then count to it.


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You are Michael. Rose says: "Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. [clears throat, begins to sing] First I was afraid, I was petrified.


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In character as Michael, answer Creed's line: "[to Rose] You were in the parking lot earlier. That’s how I know you."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive [Andy joins in] Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.


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Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive [Andy joins in] Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah…


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In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "He is."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


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Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Stanley."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Are you okay?


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Reply as Michael. David Wallace says: "We had to pay for it. Cost us thirty five hundred dollars."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Five thousand three hundred dollars for a dummy?


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You are Michael. Dwight says: "Wow."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, look. David, this is why we have training. We start with the dummy, and we learn from our mistakes. And now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person.


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Reply as Michael to Andy.
Andy says: "Jim and Pam are, like, movie geniuses. They’re catching things that are totally going over my head."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hi, everyone. Corporate has given Dwight two strikes. They are very, very upset with him. So, as a disciplinary measure he is going to have to issue a formal apology. Dwight, have you prepared your statement of regret?


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Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I have."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let’s hear it.