[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Hey! Hey, hey, hey! I got your text. Who’s Phillip?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. No. No.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "It’s my back."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s her back. We just – We need – Let’s – You know what?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Phyllis.
Phyllis says: "No. Call Bob."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, no. No. No. This is no good.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Yeah. Back injuries are common. Not as common as knee injuries but more common than wrist injuries."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t need you to give me a history lesson. Ok?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "What do you think history is?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s just, we need to get her out of here because no one is going to want to go in there with a woman writhing around on the floor. Wait, wait, wait. But most importantly we need to get her some medical attention. ASAP. Stat.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Out of the way! Move it or lose it!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You having fun?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Erin says: "Oh, my God! What happened?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What? Oh, just having to much fun. Phyllis, we’re going to put you in here. Dwight’s going to take care of you.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "You want to get sick you go to the hospital."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok, Dwight. Ok. Good. I do not want anyone to worry.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Angela.
Angela says: "Can you please go back to work instead of masterminding these situations were in we hurt ourselves?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok. Phyllis did injure herself. But she injured herself having fun and I don’t think she would trade that memory for anything. [Phyllis can be heard screaming in the backgroud]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Stanley.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You all took a life here today. you did. The life of the party. Erin?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Erin, who says: "Yes."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I want you to go downstairs and I want you to shut it down.


[User]
You are Michael. Vrg 1 says: "Forget the sandwich. Girls. Girls."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I guess they got what they want. I am eating alone. Might as well be dinner.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure I’m in a dance off. Alright!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Cafe Disco is dead but I can still hear the music in my head.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Creed says: "I hear it, too, Boss."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s better than I imagined it!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "Stop!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Angela. Angela. Angela. May I interest you in a triple espresso or perhaps a dance?


[User]
You are Michael. Angela says: "No. I didn’t come down here to get wet and wild. I just need you to sign these."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh. Alright. There you go.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Angela's line: "Look, I hate to be “that” person but I just don’t like the general spirit of music."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know. I know, Angela. A lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first but it is a magical place. You have to give it a chance. If these walls could tale they would say, ” This is a magical place! You are safe here. We have talking walls. We’re not going to eat you.” [Angela shows Michael the papers again] No.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Creed, who says: "Boss, this used to hang from my windshield but it belongs in here."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, thank you, Creed. you’re really getting this place.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "When I say it out loud it’s so silly. [they both laugh]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey! Hey! Angela, no! No cleaning up!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "We should probably stop by. It’d mean a lot to him."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey! Hey! Jim and Pam! Can you believe this? It’s really happening.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kelly, who says: "What dance competition? I was just dancin’ casual with my friends, y’all."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You guys are the best for coming. You don’t have to stay if you don’t want to. I understand.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Yeah. At least for one more dance."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, no. Not me. Not me. Get out of here. Cafe Disco! [Dwight hits Michael in ear] Hey! Come on, man. It’s not even to “Y”.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Yeah."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Would you like to dance?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Normally I don’t condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don’t know. [laughs heartily] No, I’m kidding. He’s just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [mumbles in his sleep as Pam and Jim change the clocks in his office]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "[silently counting] Three, two, one… [Erin turns on the office lights, all laugh loudly]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [wakes up, joins in with the laughter] Uh oh. What’s so funny?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "Oh yay! Geography joke. [still laughing, notices the time] Oh! Wow! Okay. Alright, let’s all go home. Come on. See you all tamale."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: See you later!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Oh no, I see they’re letting just anybody in here."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmhmm. Yeah, that’s right.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "All right."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right. Mmhmm. [both start laughing and hug] Hey.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "Hi. You remember AJ, my boyfriend?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: A little bit. Uh, I meet a lot of people.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Lemonade sounds great."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Aj says: "I’d love an iced tea, actually."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You can go to hell. [laughs] I’m kidding. Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "You can go to hell. [laughs] I’m kidding. Um, sure, I will get you the best iced tea in the world."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I lied to Kevin. Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Holly and I should be together, and I’m going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number one:


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Come on, folks!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What is up with you two, Holly?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Aj, who says: "We’re designing a house."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Cool. For who?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Aj says: "I like that. Put me down for a pair. I’m a size 34 waist."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: All right, fatty. I will do it. You know what, we should actually rehearse.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Aj, who says: "You guys are really gonna do this?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You bet your fat ass we are.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Yep, the old comedy team is back together again."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s right.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "[in a New York accent] Have ya hoyd the news? Extry! Extry! Read all about it!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Newspapers for sale!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "[to Phyllis] Had to be part of the group. [laughs]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I brought some snacky snacks, in case we get hungry.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Ooh, yes please. [takes a bite] Mmm. So what do you have planned for us today? Hmm?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [watching her eat] What?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Do you have a script for the sketch, or…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um, no, I just thought we’d wing it. That cool?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Rolph, who says: "I don’t hear cheaters, tramps, or women who break my friend’s heart. Let’s go!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We could do a movie… sort of thing.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "We have to convince Dunder and Mifflin to go back in time… fix their parents. [both laugh]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Could we get a Delorean?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Jaws. They swim in the ocean and they terrorize the whole community."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Holly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh! [to the theme of “Jaws”] Dun-der. Dun-der…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "Dun-der. Dun-der…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Dun-der. Blooo!! [both laugh]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "Oh."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: We’re circling it.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer David's line: "Welcome to the 43rd Annual Company Picnic, everybody. Thanks for being here. Now, a couple of employees have volunteered to entertain us with a song."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [shouts from behind the trees] Uh, it’s a sketch now.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Okay, introducing Scranton’s Michael Scott performing with Nashua’s Holly Flax! I have not seen this. [applause]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And now, presenting…


[User]
You are Michael. Both says: "SlumDunder Mifflinaire! [laughter]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [imitates Who Wants To Be a Millionaire theme music as both sit in folding chairs]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "For one hundred dollars, where did Dunder meet Mifflin? A.) On easy street, B.) a tour of Dartmouth College, C.) they never met, D.) brushing their teeth?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ohh, I’m thinking… I’m going to say… B, tour of Dartmouth College.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "That is correct! [both run to another side of the stage, acting out a different scene] How did you know that?! [pantomimes electrocuting Michael]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [screams] Ahhhh!! Ohhh!! Ahhh!! I was there! Ahhh!! I was a tour guide at Dartmouth College!! Noooo!!!


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "[now pretending to be Dunder and Mifflin] Nice campus. Think you’ll get in?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, I’m definitely getting in. I’m a shoo-in.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Robert Mifflin had a great life. But unfortunately, had undiagnosed depression, which over nine million Americans suffer from and is very treatable. For two hundred and fifty dollars, how did he kill himself? A.) A rope, B.) a knife, C.) a gun, D.) brushing his teeth!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Two hundred and fifty dollars is more money than I’ve ever seen in my life. I will say, C, a gun. He shot himself in the head.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "That is correct!"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Holly, who says: "The economic downturn has been difficult recently, forcing the closures of both Camden and Yonkers, to be followed soon by what other branch? For five-hundred thousand dollars, is it A.) Scranton, B.) Buffalo, C.) Utica, or D.) toothbrush!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I will say B, Buffalo! Final answer!


[User]
Reply as Michael to Holly.
Holly says: "[pantomimes biting off Michael’s fingers, Michael screams] How did you know that?!"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: David Wallace told me!!


[User]
You are Michael. David says: "How could you possibly think that the right way to announce a branch closing was in a comedy sketch at the company picnic?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well… I didn’t know they didn’t know.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer David's line: "Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, “is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?”"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, he’s just thinking about his own gifts.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Oh man, I am so mad that Pam got hurt! Argh!! Rrrraah!!! [kicks volleyball into the woods, calmly] I’ll get it. [walks slowly toward the woods]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Probably shouldn’t have mentioned Buffalo.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Hindsight."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Should’ve had hindsight.


[User]
You are Michael. Holly says: "How do you think it went before the Buffalo thing?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I think it went well. I think it was good.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Holly's line: "Yeah, but we wrote it specifically for this audience."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Believe me, I have seen a lot of tough audiences in my time, and that was one of them.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Holly says: "Well, I’m glad we did it."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Me too. [long pause] We have a lot of good material for next year’s sketch.


[User]
You are Michael. Aj says: "I loved it. You know, there was a part near the end that seemed like that went on a little long, but…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well you guys should hit the road before… I close down another branch.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Aj's line: "Michael. [they shake hands]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I didn’t find a perfect moment, because I think that today was just about just having today. And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story, when people ask how they found each other. I will see her every now and then, and… Maybe one year she’ll be with somebody, and the next year, I’ll be with somebody, and it’s gonna take a long time… And then it’s perfect. I’m in no rush.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "[crouching beside car] Jump over the camera! Jump over the camera! [Michael feebly attempts to jump off car, gives double thumbs up to camera]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [standing on tractor trailer with Dwight and Andy, looking down] Okay, we all go together or we go one at a time.


[User]
Reply as Michael & Dwight. Andy says: "Here it is, here it is… truck, to refrigerators, to dumpster, [camera pans to refrigerator boxes, then dumpster] 360 onto the pallets, backflip gainer to the trash can."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael & Dwight.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael & Dwight: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael & Dwight: [in unison] Yeah! Gainer! Woohoo!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "[to Michael’s camera] Hardcore Parkour!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Parkoooooour!


[User]
In character as Michael & Dwight, answer Andy's line: "[leaps from trailer, disappears into empty refrigerator box]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael & Dwight: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael & Dwight: [look down, appearing shocked and concerned]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kelly, who says: "If they get married before I do, I’m going to kill myself."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [entering break room] Who’s getting married?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Kelly.
Kelly says: "It’s Eric and Megan."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh! Hey, I hired them! Matchmaker! This place is like Spaniard Fly.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Phyllis says: "They’re not getting married. It’s just talk."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Phyllis.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Did everybody know about this but me?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "There’s nothing to know, it’s just gossip."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [shaking head disgustedly] Okay… okay. [leaves room]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "[typing] Okay, let me finish this thought."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Eric likes Megan.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[still typing] He most definitely does. He’s been asking her out repeatedly for weeks. She finally said yes. They went out on a group date the other night; apparently it went very well."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [annoyed] How do you know this?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "[still typing] People tell me things. I guess I have a face you can trust. I think it’s because of my low cheekbones. And… boom. [finishes typing, turns to face Michael] Okay, what is it, what can’t I guess?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I hate, hate, hate being left out. Whether it’s not being picked for a team, or being picked for a team and showing up and realizing the team doesn’t exist. Or that the sport doesn’t exist? I should’ve known. Poopball?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Maurie's line: "What are you talking about?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m talking about your group date with Megan and Eric.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Maurie says: "At Tink’s?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes


[User]
You are Michael. Maurie says: "How’d you know about that?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Maurie's line: "No, Stanley was with his wife. I waved at him, but he didn’t wave back."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughs] Does anybody else know about this?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Maurie says: "No."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [laughs, looks to camera excitedly]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[laughs, looks to camera excitedly]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: There he goes. There he goes. [Stanley gets up from his desk, walks into kitchen area]


[User]
You are Michael. Michael says: "There he goes. There he goes. [Stanley gets up from his desk, walks into kitchen area]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So, what is the scuttlebutt? Anybody hear anything?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Just keep it to yourself then."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Stanly is having a midlife crisis.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Stanley’s way past the middle of his life. Especially considering his height to weight ratio."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well apparently, he and his wife were out dancing at a club for young people.


[User]
You are Michael. Phyllis says: "Teri’s out of town, Michael."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Maurie.
Maurie says: "What are you talking about?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Stanley’s wife is out of town.


[User]
You are Michael. Eric says: "He was definitely with somebody."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, was he? Well who, his sister?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Eric's line: "If that was his sister, then what they were doing was totally illegal."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Drugs?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Eric says: "Making out."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [fumbling for words] Mmm… okay. Uhh… hmm… okay. Never mind. Carry on.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[fumbling for words] Mmm… okay. Uhh… hmm… okay. Never mind. Carry on."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [approaching Kelly’s desk, whispering] Stanley is having an affir.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kelly, who says: "WHAT??"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am very happy right now. Thrilled perhaps, to be part of the office, to be part of the conversation. When you have somebody’s attenton, and their eyes are lighting up because they are very interested in what you have to say, [Michael is seen whispering to Jim, then Pam] that is a great feeling, and I experienced that firsthand today. It is wonderful to be the center of attention.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kevin's line: "Q."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No… no. He’s holding a pencil. He could be doing a crossword puzzle with that pencil. What’s that letter, right there? Same letter here and here. What haven’t you guessed?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "T."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: T! Yes! Yes! That is a “T”, and there’s another one right there. Just sound that out. You’re almost there.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "T! Yes! Yes! That is a “T”, and there’s another one right there. Just sound that out. You’re almost there."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [opening blinds as Stanley walks past] Hey, Stanley! Where you goin’, big guy? Up to no good?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Stanley, who says: "I’m meeting a client. Do you have a problem with that?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, no, no. I just had a quick question for you. I’m casting a movie and I’m looking for a woman who can dance, beautiful woman. Do you know anybody?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "[approaching Michael] You have to stop this."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [giddy, whispering] Did you hear Stanley’s having an affair?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I did. From you. You gotta stop telling people."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, okay, I get it. You feel out of the loop, and you feel sorry for yourself, and it’s really sad because everybody thinks you’re a loser…


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Do you know if it’s true? Do you have any idea? Because you might be ruining his life."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [stares at Jim silently, then walks away]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "[as Michael gets in car] That is ridiculous. Of course not, why would you think that?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: So It’s not true. Okay, well… ahhh, those interns, they told me they saw you at a club, and they all said it was you, it was clearly just… racial profiling gossip.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "[hits steering wheel angrily] Damn! I told her it was a stupid idea to go up in that club."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [nodding] So stupid!


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "It’s just that… Teri’s been traveling a lot…"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know, I know.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "Cynthia’s been keeping me company. She was my nurse, when I was in rehabilitation. We used to go on these long walks on the treadmill… I didn’t…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wait, hold, hold, hold… so it IS true?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "Yeah, but Michael, I’m going to go break it off. That’s where I’m headed right now. I swear."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh my God! Wait a second, do people often say they’re going on sales calls and then go someplace else? ‘Cause that’s not cool.


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "I just need you to promise not to say a word about this to anyone. Michael, please."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [muttering] I’m not saying… a damn thing.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Stanley's line: "[sighs]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [entering kitchen area] Oh, that smells good.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "I might have extra, it just depends on how many I eat."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Did you hear about Angela? That’s pretty weird.


[User]
You are Michael. Kevin says: "Yeah… what do you mean exactly?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, the fact that she is apparently dating an 81-year-old billionaire. Owns a Quizno’s on the turnpike.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Erin.
Erin says: "Kelly has an eating disorder?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Erin says: "She always eats my lunch."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Erin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Anorexia. She’s an anorexatic.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Erin, who says: "We should do something."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nothing can be done, we just have to tell everybody and hope for the best I guess.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Kelly's line: "Really?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah. So… and Andy is gay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "Andy Bernard??"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mm hmm.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Mm hmm."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [whispering to Meredith] Did you hear Pam is pregnant?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Meredith, who says: "Really?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah!


[User]
You are Michael. Meredith says: "A few months, that’s why they’re rushing the wedding."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [whispering] Guys, guys… you can’t believe everything you hear. Like Stanley, having an affair? That is crazy! It’s just… there’s no stalking it. It’s a weird day for false facts. Let it go.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "[whispering] Guys, guys… you can’t believe everything you hear. Like Stanley, having an affair? That is crazy! It’s just… there’s no stalking it. It’s a weird day for false facts. Let it go."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [with everyone assembled in conference room] Okay everybody, big day. Last day for our interns, a lot of other stuff… who knows what to believe? Dwight, the honors.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Yeah, sure, but… who’s been saying all that stuff?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s not important, Jim, I just think we shouldn’t listen to any of that crap.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "[to Michael] Where are you going?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nowhere.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Creed says: "Come on, boss."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [reluctantly exits elevator]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "[reluctantly exits elevator]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to everyone, in conference room] Okay, I made it all up.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Andy's line: "[relieved] Yes!"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: But guys, I’m a victim here too, okay? People here have been saying that I’m a J. Crew model.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "No. We heard that about Jim."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jim? No, no. I spread the rumor that somebody here was a J. Crew model, and I was referring to myself.


[User]
You are Michael. Angela says: "How is that a bad rumor?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Because a lot of people think that models, even though they’re very attractive, are somewhat vapid. It’s set our industry back quite a bit.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "Michael… am I gay?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [sighs] The one true rumor, and this is going to ruin this person’s life, is that…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Stop. Don’t. Just…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright, alright… you know, this is not the truth, and you can’t fall on the sword this way. The real thing is that Stanley Hudson had an affair.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Nope."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes. Jim…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kelly says: "It’s true!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kelly.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Look at that! [grabs sonogram from Pam] That is the inside of your vagina! [Jim takes sonogram from Michael]


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "[talking head with Jim] It’s clear why we were trying not to tell people. That’s clear now. [Jim nods, looking at floor]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to Jim and Pam] How long have you known about the pregnancy?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Michael, we only told our parents last week."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Did you pee on a stick?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I did. It was inconclusive."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You should’ve told me.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "[exchanges looks with Jim] You’re right. We should’ve realized that you are an equal part of this."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [phone rings, hits speaker button]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "[in disbelief] You called Stanley’s wife?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, oh… yeah, a long time ago, just to make sure she was out of town. Oh… oh God.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Don’t take it."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, I have to take it, or it’ll seem suspicious.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "If you talk to her, you’re gonna tell her about Stanley, and that’s gonna seem more suspicious."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, no, I can do this.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Michael, please don’t."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [picking up phone] Hey, what up, Cynthia? [lowers phone, looking terrified]


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "[gets up to leave room, Michael gestures for him to stay]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hold on a second, Cynthia.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Oscar.
Oscar says: "Yeah sure."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m going in for a procedure today.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "Is everything okay?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Oscar.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, it’s routine. I’m just a little bit scared.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Oscar, who says: "I’m sure everything will be fine. [pulls up a chair] What do you? What’s the procedure, if you don’t mind my asking?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It is a colonoscopy.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Oscar.
Oscar says: "[sighs] Oh my God."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My main concern, should I have a safe word?


[User]
You are Michael. David Wallace says: "So Michael, do you think you can give me a run down on the Buffalo clients by Monday?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Abso… you know what? I’ll do you one better, Sunday, Sunday night.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Hey, Good luck."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh right, this thing. I remember now. [whispers to Jim] What’s this about?


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Ah, this is just me and David, if that’s okay."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s okay with me but he’s gonna want me in there.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer David's line: "Yeah."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright, do you mind if it sit this out? I have so much work to do, I feel like I’m gonna blow my brains out.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "[nods] Okay. [Jim smiles and waves to Pam]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No, because we are the Three Amigos. And once in awhile one of the Amigos will go off… to the bathroom… while the other two have a secret meeting. [shrugs]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No, because we are the Three Amigos. And once in awhile one of the Amigos will go off… to the bathroom… while the other two have a secret meeting. [shrugs]"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey let me escort you to your desk.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Okay, it’s just three or four steps but thank you, thank you."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You and Jim are close, huh?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Ummm, I don’t know."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, you said good luck to Jim as he walked in.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "Did I? Doesn’t sound like me, not very superstitious."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Pam.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: If you are lying to me right now Pam, your baby is gonna come out a liar. That’s how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "Please don’t talk about my breast milk."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I just don’t want you to lie to me. I don’t want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Who was that?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sorry about that. What’d I miss?


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Michael, we would like to continue the rest of this meeting in private, please, if you don’t mind."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Do not mind! Yes, I do! No, I don’t. Yes, I do! No, I don’t mind. Catch you guys on the flippity flop. Oh this… call waiting. [answers his phone] Yeah, uh huh, well you tell the Mayor he just lost six votes.


[User]
You are Michael. Creed says: "[spying on David and Jim] They’ve been in there a while."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Creed's line: "Think they’re talking about me?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, I think they’re talking about me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Creed says: "Yeah, that makes way more sense. Okay thanks boss."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What is Jim telling him? That I can’t handle this job? That ‘s bull crap. That is bull crap. Although, it has been chaotic lately. Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you there has been work everyday. Had to come in on a Saturday. To retrieve… I left my cell phone here.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Andy says: "What can I do for ya Hoss?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Andy.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [staring into the conference room] How are your sales doin’?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Michael's line: "Shhh, I’m just trying to figure out what’s going on in that room, okay?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wallace had to show up on the one four month period that I’m completely overwhelmed.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "Wallace had to show up on the one four month period that I’m completely overwhelmed."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know when they say it’s so crazy it just might work? Well, I don’t believe that. I say go for the air-tight plan and that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a makeshift cheese cart. It is just elegant.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "You know when they say it’s so crazy it just might work? Well, I don’t believe that. I say go for the air-tight plan and that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a makeshift cheese cart. It is just elegant."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [in the cheese cart] Be my eyes.


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "Ah, yeah, could we talk in your office for a second?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, definitely.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Are you sure you’re okay with these new responsibilites?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Look who you’re talking to.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "I’m just trying to figure out the best way to utilize everyone’s talents."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well I would say that my greatest talent is being the best man, woman, or child, to have ever run this branch, ever.


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "Please do."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jim is like Big Bird. He is tall and yellow and very nice. But would I put him in charge? No, I don’t think so. Because Big Bird doesn’t make the tough decisions. I… If I was gonna put someone in charge, I would put Burt in charge or I would put one of the real grown-ups in charge, like Maria or Gordon, maybe.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "I thought you liked Jim?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Very much, Jim is my best friend. But it’s his performance report… right here. Now this was written by Toby, who we all know is extremely reliable.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "[reading performance report] “Constant office distractions, spends way too much time at reception, antagonizes other salesman, not at all what he thinks he is.”"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s not very well written, but you get the gist.


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "Jim had an interesting idea to help you with this extra work load and it involved you being promoted to oversee all northeast sales and then Jim would be promoted to your position."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This was Jim’s idea?


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Mmhmm."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wow. Ummm, well I’d have to talk to my mother and my guy at H and R Block.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Sure."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [after talking to David, Jim looks dejected] I can’t help but feel partially responsible.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "[after talking to David, Jim looks dejected] I can’t help but feel partially responsible."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [shakes jelly beans] Little pick me up? [Jim accepts] Oh those are the best. Little sugar rush.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "When you were in the office earlier talking to Wallace, did I come up at all?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well we did talk about how handsome you are.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Why don’t we head in your office to talk?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh what a week, God. We said… I know there were certain things we said…


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Michael, did you say anything?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Tell you what, when you leave this office I am going to call Wallace and I am going to tell him that you should get that promotion.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Really?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "You will? Wanna do it right now?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "[on phone] This is David."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey David, this is Michael Scott. [Jim pushes speaker phone button] Michael Scott here.


[User]
Reply as Michael to David.
David says: "So, what, you’re changing your mind about Jim?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Absolutely, [turns speakerphone off] not. [turns speakerphone back on] Like I said before, Jim is fantastic and he deserves this job.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Michael, it seems like you’re cutting in and out… This is not what you said earlier."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Wha… here’s the thing, Jim is the best man for this job, I think you should give it to him.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "Well, it doesn’t change what you showed me in Jim’s file."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, nnnn, that… that was an anomaly. That file had been falsified. Toby Flenderson is doing drugs.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "How many times have I asked you to put me up for a branch manager job."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I never recommended you because I didn’t want to lose you and I didn’t want to lose Pam, [starts to choke up] and now I don’t wanna lose the baby.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "So instead, you screwed me?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s what she…


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Erin's line: "Should I tell him you’ll call him back?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I, yeah… no, I’ll tell him myself. Let’s both.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Michael.
Michael says: "I, yeah… no, I’ll tell him myself. Let’s both."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [on phone] Hello.


[User]
Reply as Michael. David says: "Hey Michael, you got Jim there with you?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to David.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, it’s just us.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "Actually, can you call Jim in? I want him on, please."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, oh, well here he is right now. [Michael knocks on desk] Come in. [Makes sound effects for door opening and footsteps and points to Jim to answer]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer David's line: "Hey guys, so I spoke to Alan, we had kind of an unconventional idea, which I think is pretty cool. But it only works if everyone’s on board."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well just as long as it means Jim becomes a manager.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Wow, that sounds pretty cool."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I like that, so manager and co-manager.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David, who says: "Co-manager and Co-manager. See, there are a lot of moving pieces and this is the only way I can sell it upstairs."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well that might be a little confusing for people because they know me as manager.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Okay people, listen up, I have an announcement to make, fraud was committed…"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay everybody, I have an announcement to make… whoa do you have an announcement?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I’m… I was making it."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Everybody, David Wallace and I have talked and we have decided to promote Jim to the position of co-manager.


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "Co-manager of what?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Of your butt, and your butt, and your butt, all of the Scranton branch butts.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "I would like to file a huge, enormous, massive complaint about the tallest guy in our office."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: … Okay.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Jim won’t sign my expense report."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is not– okay– that is day-to-day.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "No, that is huge."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re trying to trick me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Erin says: "[at the door] Dwight, Jim wants you to keep it down."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Erin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Everyone, now would be a good time to freshen up, because I’d like everyone to meet in the conference room in five minutes. And I suggest that you bring a snack, because we may be in there for a while.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Michael…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I have noticed that we–"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Welcome.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Thank you. I’ve noticed we’ve been having a lot of conference room meetings."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mm-hmm.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Yes."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, I don’t think they are. I think the meetings are very important.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Okay, maybe we should talk specifics."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Let’s do.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Okay. Yesterday, we had a meeting about planets."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: N– well, to be fair, Jim… James… Jimothy… To be fair, Jimothy, the– ah, that sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Right."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: At first, we were talking about introducing a line of toilet paper. And what part of the human body does one use toilet paper upon? So you draw a line from there to the other planets, and I think by the end, we all learned a little bit about how small we are.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Yes, I agree."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Because it’s a big universe, and we’re all just little, tiny specks of dust.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "I just think that maybe they’re eating large amounts of the day."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know what eats a large amount of the day are naps. You go to sleep, it’s light out, you wake up, it’s dark. That’s the whole day. Where did that day go? I have no idea.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "How about this? I think our goal should be we don’t have meetings unless they’re absolutely essential."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright. No more meetings this week.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Really? You just agreed to that?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I can be very suprising.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "[walks in, see’s Oscar, Stanley, Creed and Kelly sitting in Michaels office] Okay, I thought I saw people missing."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, just focus-grouping a product expansion idea to these folks. Got one of each.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Really? Hey, Stanley, what was the last thing Michael said before I came through the door?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Stanley, you don’t need to answer that.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Michael, this is a conference room meeting."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, hey, everybody, I think that Jim has gone insane, because he thinks that my office is a conference room.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "That’s not what I meant."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Listen, Jim, no offense, but when push comes to shove, what I want is more important that what you want.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "I disagree."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What do you guys think? [all start talking at the same time]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "That is not what I said, and, also, I am co-manager, meaning you are not the only manager anymore. I am also I co-manager."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is not what Wallace told us.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "That’s exactly what Wallace told us."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That is not the way I heard it.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Kelly, who says: "I love rivalries– Michael or Jim, Paris or Nicole, Heidi or L.C. It’s so much fun. But I guess if I’m really thinking about it and answEring your question honestly, I’d have to go with L.C. Heidi’s a bad friend, and her skin is terrible."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It is one thing, me giving you the co-manager title. It is another thing, you bossing me around.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Erin.
Erin says: "David Wallace is on line two for you guys."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Or David Wallace will call us on line two. Why don’t we just–


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Hey, David. You got Jim here."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey David, this is Michael, senior co-manager.


[User]
Respond as Michael to David Wallace, who says: "Hey guys, um, I’m calling, because, unfortunately, we will not be able to give out cost of living raises this year, and I know people expect it. However, there just is only a small amount of money for each branch, so we’re leaving it up to the managers to decide how to distribute it."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Got it, Dave. Sounds like your classice big-picture decision.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer David Wallace's line: "It’s probably a little of both."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Which is it more of?


[User]
You are Michael. David Wallace says: "Wait, I’m sorry. Michael, are you– are you texting me?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I thought maybe we could talk after this is over.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Alright, thanks alot, David."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Talk to you later– [Jim hangs up] Okay, you didn’t let me say good-bye. [sighs, and claps hands once] Alright, I am looking forward to this.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "You don’t have to lie."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I hate the fact that we have to do this together. I think we work better separately. When I am irritated and I look at you, I don’t see you anymore.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Meredith says: "We have."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You know, there’s no easy way to do this. I say we add 1.5% to their paychecks and don’t say anything about it.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Do you mean, like break-in in the middle of the night and change the numbers on payroll?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No, we can do it during the day. It doesn’t have to be that dramatic, Jim.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "It’s hard to tell so far."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You use your brain too much.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I’m sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Sometimes the smartest people don’t think at all.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "You just came up with that."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: As I was saying it.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Con– no one gets as much as they did last year."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Pro– you get to share your pros and cons list with the other nerds.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Pro– no favoritism."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Con– you unzip your pants, and you find that there’s a calculator down there.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "I know. I just think it seems smart to keep the salesmen happy right now. ‘Course I know that this might come off as biased, so you know what? Let us…"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, my God! Are you gonna make another pro and con list? I’m gonna kill myself.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "I’m not gonna let you stop me from thinking."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No! I could not do that, Jim. I can see it in your crusty little eyes that you are going to make everything perfect. If I can just think this through, if I could just think it exactly right, I can make this perfect, and then I can go down every avenue, and every avenue off of that avenue, and then another avenue.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Michael."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And then another–


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "I think that you are able to take constructive criticism very well."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ha! That– I am not known for that!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "But there is a reason why I’m here!"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes! You went over my head to Wallace!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "No, it’s because you also have a lot of weaknesses, Michael!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay. Well, why don’t you tell me what those are, Jim? Why don’t you enliven me?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "At thinking out the options, and then stating that decision very clearly, especially when it’s an unpopular decision."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, here’s a tough decision for you. You suck! You suck! Is that clear enough for you?!


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "But maybe I’m here for a reason, because I might have some good ideas, too. I’ve been sitting out there, and I’ve been learning a lot, and maybe I can just bring something different to the table."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Okay, Skippy, here we go. Why don’t you run yourself out there and tell them? [laughs] You call it.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "[leave the conference room to address everyone]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [to the camera] This had better be terrible.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Wow! I’m just gonna rewind and back off a bit, so… [imitates a tape rewinding and chuckles, Michael comes over by Jim laughing]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That was good! That was good! Okay, all right. Well, we all know it’s hard to be a boss, right? You know what? Look around you. These are your best friends. These are the people who will open their hearts to you. They all have heart-ons for you [someone growns in disgust], and that is a gift. So in terms of gifts, we should be giving each other gifts. Angela, yes, lend Oscar a cup of sugar. This–


[User]
You are Michael. Stanley says: "We just need to hear your plan for our raise."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: My plan– a man– panama.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Oscar says: "We would just like to know what’s happening. Are we getting a raise, yes or no?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright! Let me get this clear! Does everybody want a raise? [all say yes] Alright, everyone wants a raise, so what we’re going to do is go into here, and we will not come out until we do.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Phyllis, who says: "This isn’t a game, you know? It’s our livelihood!"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What about a raise based on merit?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "[sarcastically] Well, obviously. Too bad he’s a temp and doesn’t count, so let’s get started. [starts to write on a piece of paper]"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Are you making a–


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "[to camera, holds up a bean] Each Boston Baked Bean represents half a percent raise. We each got 24 beans, so the idea is, you place the bean on the picture [walking around the table] of who you think deserv– who’s that? [picture that Michael drew of toby, looks like a monster]"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Toby.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Okay, your move."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright! Who to pick? [walking around the table] Who to pick?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Here we go."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I… will skip a turn.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Okay, you’re gonna still have to play that bean. You know that."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I need more time.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Things were not this bad when just Michael was manager."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Dwight.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey, what are you guys doing in here?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "No, I mean, what do you say to my plan? [all groan] Okay."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [leaving his office, hurrying to Jim’s office]


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Uh, on a scale of one to ten, I’d say I’m about a four."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, what are you usually?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Six. You?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Usually a ten, but I’m feeling like a zero.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "I mean, a performance-based raise sounded like a good idea, right?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know, I know.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "I just– what?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um, nothing. I just… I used to have to do this part alone, and it was the worst. I have something I would like to give you. [leaves office]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "[Michael give Jim a “World’s Best Boss” mug] Thank you."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re welcome.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "What’s in here?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Gin. [toast, sip]


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Ooh!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [someone knocks] Just pretend we’re not here.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pam.
Pam says: "Yeah, but aren’t you supposed to do that to our… no. It’s great."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: It’s just a really important day for me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Well, congrats."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Thanks.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Angela says: "Really, Pam…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes she does. Yes she does. We’re all gonna go and we’re gonna have a good time. [hugs Angela]


[User]
You are Michael. Angela says: "Ow! He pinched me!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Pam says: "See you later. [others say good-bye]"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And, hey, don’t embarrass me when we go to Niagara.


[User]
You are Michael. Andy says: "What happens in Niagara, stays in Niagara. [laughter]"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Don’t. Don’t. Don’t. You stole my joke. Don’t steal my joke.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "But you can say that about anything."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight…


[User]
Reply as Michael. Kevin says: "Oh yeah."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Kevin.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. No. No. Please, please. Dwight, that’s my joke.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "It’s easy. That’s what I’m saying."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: This is what I’m talking about. When we leave here and go up to Niagara Falls we are representing Dunder Mifflin, everyone. This is a very important wedding for the branch. The most important wedding until I get married. So, I want you all on your best behavior or so help me, God. So… I will see you up there in Viagra Falls!


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "I stole the guest list from Jim’s desk and I search engined every female on both sides of the family."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Get out of here.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Yes."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, my God, Dwight.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "For instance, Pam’s cousin, Jocelyn Webster."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: There’s… a name.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "She had a couple hundred dollars to spend, I mean, if she was able to sell her bike."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Is that all you have on her?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Well, if this is in fact her because it is a very common name."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re an idiot.


[User]
You are Michael. Pam says: "We should have hired a professional to take our mental pictures."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [in car, Michael driving] Oh! God! Wow! Oh. I was asleep.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Oh. God."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright. We need some tunes, I think.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "You know what? I made you a cd…"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You did?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Mmm-hmm."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That was nice of you.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "You’re gonna like this. [Dwight’s voice on the cd] “Hello. This is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah to be in your shoes. ‘What’s next?’, you’re probably wondering. Don’t be scared of you’re night in heaven–” [Michael turns off cd]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Are you serious? You want me to play that for a woman coming to my room?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Yeah. It’s practical."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: No. No. That’s not how it works.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "The proximity to the falls makes everything smell like a basement."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmm-hmm.


[User]
You are Michael. Front Desk Clerk says: "I’m sorry, sir, but I’m not seeing you in here. When did you make your reservation?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I don’t have a reservation but I want a room in the Halpert-Beesly block of rooms.


[User]
You are Michael. Front Desk Clerk says: "Here’s your key, Mr. Schrute."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Dwight. Dwight, Dwight. I need to stay in your room.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "No. No."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I would do the same for you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "You would?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Really?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes… just go–


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Oh no. Now that I don’t have a room, can I stay with you?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Um… no. And you know what? I would say yes but you can’t. And I’ll tell you why.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Please?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: If I have a woman up there and things are getting amorous, she’s going to get turned off if she looks in he bathroom and sees you brushing your teeth with butter and clay.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Mmm-hmm."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "No you do not."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok. ‘Oooh. You must pass the dungeon wisdom test.’


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "It worked."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jerk.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "Jerk."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Michael.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When Mary was denied a room at the inn… Jesus was born. When Michael was denied a room at the inn, we don’t know what happens because that story hasn’t been told yet.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Stanley, who says: "Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Hudson."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hey. Stanley? Can I stay in your room tonight?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Stanley.
Stanley says: "I got one queen size bed."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You… are… kidding me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Stanley says: "A queen size bed is five feet wide. I am not five feet wide, Michael."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Stanley.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I’m not a physics major, Stanley. I’m just saying be careful. Hey, guys. Hey. Could I stay in your room tonight?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Toby's line: "Michael, I have one extra twin bed, if you want."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You are going to be slepping by yourself for the rest of your life, so you just get used to it.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Mr. Halpert, who says: "No."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, yeah, yeah. She’s very conservative. So, mum’s the word.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Mr. Halpert's line: "Oh."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: How ya doin’?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Mr. Halpert says: "Hi."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Nice to meet you.


[User]
You are Michael. Mr. Halpert says: "Nice to meet you."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Who’s doing a toast? I would like to go third. Sort of bat clean up and–


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Jim's line: "Pretty sure everyone heard that."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Didn’t move my lips.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "It’s just for family."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Well, who’s that one?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Isabel Poreba. Oh, I’ve got stuff on her. [laughs] In 1996 her tenth grade volleyball team went 10-2."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What am I supposed to do with that, Dwight?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Pete.
Pete says: "You know what? Never too married for a noogie."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They have hilarious material and they are going to totally deliver it wrong. I would kill with the brother stuff. It should be me… up there. It should be me and Pete, not Pete and Tom.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Knight Rider."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s a car that can talk. Can Smart Car talk? Nope.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "No."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: That’s not smart. And also, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. [no one is laughing]


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Very smart."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: And… you… everybody can laugh. It doesn’t have to just be the idiots. Everybody can laugh.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Mema's line: "They were living together?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes. Yes they were living together. Yes and you know what? You can’t expect them to be careful every time. Because, frankly, it’s just a different sensation.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Michael."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When you c– well? Am I wrong? They say it’s not different, but it’s a different sensation.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "Oh, my God. Please."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: When you use something to block– I think everybody knows what I am talking about. It’s not necessarily different for the woman–


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Michael. Stop."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Alright. My point is I said what I wanted to say and Mema, I hope you heard every word.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Alright."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Jim.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "I can’t believe it was me."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I know. I can’t believe it was you, either. I actually think it takes a lot of pressure off of me.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Jim says: "Is there something about being a manager that makes you say stupid things?"
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Jim.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I have not found that to be the case.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Jim.
Jim says: "Oh, my God. Are you serious?"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: There’s gonna be a free room?


[User]
Reply as Michael. Michael says: "There’s gonna be a free room?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Hi, Mema. It’s Michael.


[User]
You are Michael. Mema says: "Oh. You’re that foul guy that kept talking about intercourse."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes. Yep. One in the same. May I?


[User]
Respond as Michael to Michael, who says: "Yes. Yep. One in the same. May I?"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: I am actually great with old women. In fact, for the longest time, my best friend was my grandma… and then she met Harriet and now she thinks she’s better than everybody.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Mema.
Mema says: "Oh. Thank you."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: You’re welcome.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Mema says: "It was that horrible Charlie Rose."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Mema.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh. Isn’t he terrible? May I? Here’s the thing. Umm… Mema, I think you just need to chill out about this whole Pam getting pregnant thing. It’s not 1890 anymore. It’s modern day. And women have sex before marriage and I think we need to celebrate that. And I know in your day she would be considered a whore but, now, women go out and they have sex and they get wild and they take their tops off and they have pictures taken of them and we need to encouage them. That’s part of life.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Mema, who says: "People are like cats and dogs these days."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Exactly.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Mema.
Mema says: "I don’t know what happened to it."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They’re gonna name the baby after you, you know. They’re gonna call it Mema.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Mema says: "You mean, Sylvia."
Rules:
- Stay in character as Michael.
- Reply directly to Mema.
- Do not add narration or extra lines.
- Output exactly one line in this format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes, and if it’s a boy they will call it Sylvio.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Pam, who says: "No."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: What are you wearing?


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "No. They’re howling at the moon. It’s suggestive to women because of the howling during sex."
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Ok. [Dwight howls] That’s not appropriate. [Dwight continues howling] Uncool. Uncool, Dwight. [they both howl] Ok. Ok. Come on. Let’s go. [both howl as they exit]


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "I invented a device called ‘Burger on the Go’. It allows you to obtain 6 regular size hamburgers, or 12 sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it. Sharper Image is still considering it. Sky Mall’s considering it. Hammacher Schlemer is still considering it. Sears said, ‘No’."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [talking to an attractive woman] Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Up. I ball the entire time. I can not watch Pixar.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "Michael."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yes.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "I found twins."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh, my God. Twins. I’m sorry. You understand. Nice to meet you.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "Aren’t they magnificent?"
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: They’re men, Dwight.


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "I love finding a good set of twins."
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Something is wrong with you.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Jim, who says: "Uh…"
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [over phone] Is that Pam? Hey, have her come out! Have her come out! It would be like Coyote Ugly.


[User]
You are Michael. Jim says: "I love you. Okay, I gotta–I gotta go!"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [over phone] I love you! [laughs]


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Pam's line: "Goodbye. [hangs up phone]"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Mmm! It’s after midnight. [points at Jim]


[User]
Reply as Michael And Dwight to Michael.
Michael says: "Mmm! It’s after midnight. [points at Jim]"
Write only Michael And Dwight's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael And Dwight: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael And Dwight: You’re married. [hugs Jim] He’s married!


[User]
Respond as Michael to Dwight, who says: "Oh my goodness."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Oh my God. You’re not going to be able to talk back.


[User]
Reply as Michael to Dwight.
Dwight says: "“Jim… hey why don’t you braid my hair. I want to watch TV.”"
Write only Michael's next dialogue line.
Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Now you sound like Kermit.


[User]
Respond as Michael to Andy, who says: "No. No that was real."
Match Michael's tone and wording.
No explanations, no stage directions unless spoken.
Return exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [folding his pants on top of the ice machine, man walks in with ice bucket] Why don’t you take a picture. It’ll last longer. God. Can’t I get a little privacy?


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Okay."
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [passes Isabel] Hey, good morning. [to Dwight] It’s about damn time. I haven’t gone to the bathroom in a day and a half. [walks into hotel room] Oh my God, Dwight. This room is a pit.


[User]
Reply as Michael. Dwight says: "[lays on bed] Really? I hadn’t noticed. Too busy knocking boots."
One line only. No narration. Format: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: [watching Dwight eat breakfast] How can you eat like that?


[User]
You are Michael. Dwight says: "I’m ravenous after a night of love making. You?"
Write Michael's immediate next line.
Output one line only, exactly: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: Yeah, I’m hungry, but I’m not going to make a pig out of myself.


[User]
In character as Michael, answer Dwight's line: "Brides side or grooms side? Or townie?"
Do not greet, do not explain, do not add anything else.
Output exactly one line: Michael: <dialogue>

[Assistant] Michael: She was from Europe.